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Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-09-02

Graeme — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 22:00:00 +0000

#h81o – I don't have a friend named Hoggle or Zyzzybalubah…. That makes me go ToT ToT ToT all the way home! #
At work, I do the bankruptcy accounts & the original "code#" on the system is 6… well, i'm creating the new system, so guess who got #666 #
I should join a flash mob even if I wasn't supposed to be there with them in the first place… it's all about being at the right place&time #
Errands took a lot longer than expected… At home, showering, testing skype out for my dad, then I might go live… The Brain is hyper! #
.@amanjo I'm serving Berry Weiss… IN MY PANTS! in reply to amanjo #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
I'm live for a little bit… talking about #twooping things, like #twoop .. yup http://live.tourettesradio.com #
I am up, ready to go… and what's better than a Goober PBnJ sammich for breakfast? How about a PBnJ smoothie from #BerryBlendz #nomnom #
#fact I will never "walk" to work doing a handstand, nor will I carttwheel myself to work. I'm too damn lazy, yo! #
If you are what you eat… then I'm a phuckin' chicken! BAWK #
#fact I'm from WI… I like cheese and chew on pen caps/ends! #
.@kareemy when did you go emo and start wearing you girlfriend's pants? in reply to kareemy #
Today I connected with an old BFF (no, not Rose), but Pandora… For the 1st time in months, I made it through 5 songs in a row a few times #
Kisses from Lucy to the birthday girl! Happy Birthday Booger! http://twitpic.com/2irsc1 #
The Birthday Girl, miss Goober wants to play with her birthday treats NOW! http://twitpic.com/2irsjv #
The girls starting to get hopped on cat nip! http://twitpic.com/2irsyd #
Finding out (yesterday)the tooth fairy wasn't real was fine. finding out saying Beetlejuice 3x is a lie makes me #ToT #ToT all the way home #
do you know what I just said out loud… ok, i didn't say it out loud, but i YELLED it with my fingers! I said m____ p___ #
What is the first word on page six of any book you have? I of course open a picture book, so I guess I can't play my own game… shucks #
That Annie chick, or however you spell her name, never was an insomniac or had trouble sleeping,because it's 5a &… http://htxt.it/l/AbpBIf #
I actually went to bed early because I'm an old man and let the exhaustion win, yet was up at 11,1,2,4&5. My body let 3 have the night off #
Do you ever think Tommy, Dill, Phil or Chuckie ever scored with Kimi or Susie on the Rugrats when they were older? Maybe Lillian did!?! #
RT @JueL: Wild Tymes Palace Stage, St. Paul, MN. Sep.17th (Free Admission)THE PALACE STAGE AT THE WILD TYMES on the… http://fb.me/yu1eZ63m #
RIP @DJAM… watching a few of his videos I posted on FeedThisBlog last year: http://feedthisblog.com/2009/08/28/rip-dj-am-adam-goldstein/ #
Remember when Airwalks were the kewl kicks to have? Now you find 'em @ Payless for $40+ and remember when Payless sold shoes for less? #
.@50cent lindsay lohan if far from fine…. FRIED maybe, but not fine! #
.@amanjo I #StumbleUpon #039;d this pic RIGHT AFTER READING YOUR LAST TWEET! http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Workshop/SignDieselChickenA.jpg #
I could be updating this posting doing a 40 cartwheels in a row, or scuba diving, or sky diving, or boogie boarding, but I'm not! #lamesauce #
You know what's Good Humor? A strawberry shortcake cake-sicle for lunch… REALLY, it's what I'm having for lunch! #
What are you eating for breakfast? http://dailybooth.com/u/4kekq #
I'm rich! I'm rich! What's in your wallet? http://dailybooth.com/u/4kerk #
To anyone who watches the live show… check out FFox's AdBIock Plus … It (so far) removes the stupid pop up ads! http://bit.ly/cvxHQZ #
For all wondering… @twoop, @twooping, @twoopin, @twooped @twoopingshoes will NEVER be run by a bot, because I enjoy RT'ing tweeps shit! #
Running to get the Black Box that Rocks the Stock a car wash, some Taco Johns, then back to start the live feed! http://htxt.it/KNGO #
RT @biffbiffbiff: I'm #twooping … that is all [now if we can get the Dev's to take #twooping breaks. The ROMs can wait a few flushes!] #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
.@shaycarl How about you beeting them with the vegetables from Super Mario Brothers 2? in reply to shaycarl #
HEY! I'm #twooping here while the music plays on blogtv stream before I stay to banter…listen @ http://live.tourettesradio.com #
I've got songs on random,like Girls of Porn by Mr. Bungle playin' live on stream: http://live.tourettesradio.com Be there, chat, be stoopid! #
The #BlogTV stream is live w/music & my mindless banter about #twooping and other things will start soon http://htxt.it/Oe86 #
RT @erincandy: Bbbbbbbbbb bird bird bird bird is the word #
Who's watching the movie I'm watching? That's right… NO ONE… because I'm making up the movie in my mind! IT's my bird's birthday…. #
Nov 12, 1955… Where were you… yesterday? #
Great scott! … Back to the Future 2 still kicks ass, even if I missed the first/best parts! #
694 from Central is at a stand still for 10 min… cars/buses are turning around and police scanner said the dude was all over the road #
2000 lincon town car, possibly stolen… and semis are backing up now… and a white dude in his 50s on a bike #
Does this help prove my thoughts that Central Ave attracts the crazy people? #
I think the cyclone mower gimmick "in action" videos are sped up. anyone else notice this? #
RT @Yankee_in_pink: Someone just tweeted about about bein at church & I've tweeted about ass and pussy. That's it, I'm going to hell… #
You know… that's funny! #
I don't wanna go to school tomorrow! oh, wait… I don't go to school, I go to work… so… I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW! #
I just saw that double rainbow video and I know i've watched hours of pointless stupid videos, but I truly want my last 2 minutes back plz! #
StumbleUpon is the devil and almost took over this twooping session, but I said NO…IT's twooping time #
I'm going to actually release a podcast today from July 24th… It was the day after I received the picture of the hunchback buying depends #
I wish I really was able to watch the Scary Monkey Show (hense my avatar at the moment… I miss Invader Zim) #
I dislike Francis as much as @peeweeherman did/does, but I wish I had a pool in my place like he had, with battleships too! #
I'm out the shower and I didn't fall, because we have those suction cup gimmicks on the shower floor, so I'm still here to un-entertain you! #
Just curious… anyone having tater tot hot dish for dinner? If so, save me some! #
Bethany rocks… I just panicked because I thought i was low on MtnDew and I drank the last 12 pack, but NOPE, bethany restocked the fridge! #
I couldn't figure out how to spell "panicked," so I googled it & saw: 1. "Be affected by panic." STOP using the word in the definition #
Boom boom tis tis boom boom boom.. sweep noise… repeat #
Don't forget to lock the 3rd drawer on your night stand, or the boogeyman will tell are your friends you can't do something you can't do! #
Do you ever watch your hands while you type and watch your bones move under you're skin… it's crazy wicked looking! #
Who's up for a game of "red light, green light, 1-2-3" for breakfast? #
Today, shake you fist at as many cars you pass by… IT will confuse them and you get a good laugh! #
Go ahead and play dead…. Why can't you turn and face me… you phucking disappoint me! – APC in the morning isn't a bad thing at all, haha #
I'm not a big fan of poker, butt since I am the King Of Twoop, I always finish with a royal flush! #twooping #
Remember… when in doubt… drink water… maybe pour it in your ears while you're at it. #
Sweet! This is a non #h81o – Einstein Bagels didn't forget my dill pickle this time!! #
#h810 Man… get the cpu working (not mine) so it stops with that dumb doing doing sound! #
I need to wash my socks… I need my socks clean… phuck, do I even have enough quarters? #
"You knew along and you didn't tell me?" – Mr. Bungle MyAssIsOnFire #
.@ChromeDroid Chromatic 4.5 is running pretty sweet. And i think it's teh fastest my apps loaded w/Titaniam ever… now to fix_permissions in reply to ChromeDroid #
We had to scrub carbon off of Bethany's car tonight, but I should hopefully posta FeedThisBlog post about carbon copy foot prints soon! #
J.C Baily is dead? Krazy… BAM… I found out about waRshing machines from him! #
Wow… HDAccessory.com has a sweet deal: Spend $10, get 10% AND a FREE USB Cable… Who doesn't have a drawer full of USB cables #
I told myself to stop talking to strangers, but I was told not to listen to strangers, so I kept talking and offered myself some candy! #
For just $1 down & 75,000 for S&H, you can breath the same air I breath after I'm done with it… carry on. #
The twoop shack, IT's a little known place where we can… twoop together… You're what? #
#h81o What do you mean you don't remember talking to someone? I heard you talk to them #
Tammy told me I can't post that she asked if the bread I got for myself was hers, when I didn't even know she needed bread! LOT haha #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-08-26

Graeme — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 22:00:00 +0000

#h81o – Man, one of my #KwikTrip chicken sammichs would be awesome to have right now, but I'm busy ToT #
RT @RefRickyReed: Has came to the conclusion that @itradio never sleeps they just #twoop [that's puckin' right!] #
Everytime you get a statment, you make a payment… or you DIE! And do not collect $200! #
I need to do more #twoopingshoes posts, but i'm lazy or I don't like the boxers I'm wearing! #twooping #
Sorry if you were bored with the lack of my stupid updates, but I was in River Falls tonight, which is building a huge Kwik Trip! IT's HUGE! #
For those who follow the other accounts… could you figure out I'm home? #
Why was it easier to teach two people over 30/45 wordpress who never used it before than someone using our new, but same system at work? #
I'm going to the MN Ren Fest w/my 'rents & Bethany Saturday. I'm sad IT's going to be hot & I can't wear my "I'd Rather be #twooping quot; hoodie #
Frosted Flakes….. ttttthhheeeyyyyy''''rrrreee greeeeeat…. if I had some! #
.@amanjo lol… I do my best… the Re_#twoop(s) are like rabbit turds… a whole bunch of chocolate peas at once! in reply to amanjo #
Click your heels 3 times as the clock strikes a tree branch on the corner of the building. There's no place like that place! #
StumbleUpon is out for #Android .. my battery will die faster than ever… LOT #
#h81o – I wish I had an extra head… that'd be cool, but I don't, so that makes me un-cool! #
Is this the G2 in the wild? I think a monkey should be holding IT… that'd be hella awesome! http://htxt.it/OFZC #
Dude, how awesome would IT be if flying monkeys flew out of my ass right now? #twoopin #
my supervisor sent an e-mail saying "let's get together after lunch"… now I have the song stuck in my head, yeah yeah yeah #
#h810 One huge reason I fear & loath #SocialMedia Social Media is not Social Networking! Face2Face is not Media; face2face is networking! #
With that said. I understand you can tie networking/media together depending out the outlet you use, but they are still 2 seperate things! #
i wish my shoes had wings… then I could fly and #twoop on birds who #twoop on humans! (no, a bird not did take a crap on me) #
I do what I do & post what I post for my own enjoyment… if you enjoy (some of)it, that's cool, even if you don't enjoy it, that's cool too #
Is there a reason why my coworkers are so phucking lazy that they can take a new roll of #twooping paper out but leave the empty roll on? #
Lucy is a guard-pussy to my MacMini right now, and Goober is making sure SpongeBob stays under water (except for that one episode) #
RT @sTnez: my next house http://twitpic.com/2gkegg [dude, I don't think you should #twoop in there... #twoop behind the garage! #
Holy crap old lady... you drove at least 10mph UNDER the speed limit on a 1way constuction road for 5 min! #
Like, umm... uhhh... what's up doc? #
IT's awful waffle time! awful waffle, awful WAFFLE, AWFUL WAFFLE! #
Check out my awesome pink headband (i'd twitpic IT if I really had one) and you'll hit a phuckin' tree! #
Do you ever think to stop and think for a second? (imo too much thinking) In other news... Haza! Turkey legs for breakfast in 3 hrs! #
I'm quite ToT that I did not have any flying monkeys come out of my butt while #twooping in my dreams last night! #
You know what today is? Lucy's birthday and she's THREE... Happy Birthday Lucky LicksAlot! or wucy wicca wok #
This just became a hella painful #twooping session...Lucy jumped up on me,then off, leaving a nice couple o scratches on my thigh #
I haven't gone in a couple yrs, but the Mn Ren Fest has gone down hill... only 1 size cups (no king?) and NO MTN DEW? Un-huzza to that! #
.@Xmodem I know! Now it's all coke productions, including Mello Yello... gross! #
Who wants a Mexican baby diapers for dinner? ME! #Chipotle here I come! #
Gonna be live sooner than later... after I eat, and sing happy birthday to Lucy... by that time, it might be 8... PHUCK #
My burrito exposed IT's guts http://twitpic.com/2gyszc #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
i enjoy rambling about nothing... nothing about everything is what I do best, other than #twoop Live now on @Blo... http://htxt.it/l/EkI4wI #
DUDE... I'm babbling... if i actually spoke... live... now... http://htxt.it/9Xvu #
#h810 - I'm still upset that the MN Ren Fest is no longer carrying #MtnDew .. I quite possibly could have stayed longer if they had IT! #
Happy 3rd Birthday Lucy (Licks A Lot)! Now go to bed!!! http://twitpic.com/2h1fyg #
Who wants to sleep for me and fill me in on the dreams I could have had? #
you can say IT again as I go to sleep, but I won't pay attention! #
The Nanny should be banned from any TV station I watch! I'd rather be twooping even when IT's a promo commercial! #
So, I closed my eyes and slept for a while... I'm back up doing my own thing... again... since whenever I started doing my own thing, yeah! #
Here is a g.raeme #twitterfact I've never sent OR received tweets through texting, even on my Dash w/the crappy $5 internet! #
I'm explaining to a friend how it's easier to get the stench off her body if she actually took her clothes for a change while showering! #
Anyone know of any all-you-can-eat crab places open at 8:15a, serving just that? what about sushi? #
RT @erincandy: Wtf is a duck tart #
Finally finding out how many twitter posts included "twoop" my first 14,999 tweets which was April 16,2010... drum roll please #
PHUCK! that was a waste of time trying to use Dreamweaver to find all my shi... I mean #twoop .. If you drum rolled, you can stop #
Wow Stumbleupon, I've missed you! Phuck you for Rick Rolling me at http://unhearIT.com, but thanks for the Super Mario Bros! #
Who wants to write all my ideas down for me today... I'll sit in a chair, lay on a couch, and you just write down my mindless banter! thanks #
When will the "experts" figure out 5 Differences Between Social Media and Social Networking: http://www.socialmediatoday.com/SMC/194754 #
Quite a few ideas still in my head. They are slowly getting #twooped out of my brain one by one.... FFLLUUSSHH #
Did you listen to the live show last night? I didn't think so... know what you missed, a rare 30 min convo w/@GraemesHotSis #
I wonder if #twoop enjoys the roller coaster inside my body more or the sewer system! Do you knowe? #twoopin #
I go to Holiday to get ice way too much! Some know me by name... some make people on break get me my ice from the ice machine! I haz skillz #
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm on hold, even though I'm not, just to listen to the dial tone. #
.@amanjo I kept having this dream where I was supposed to turn in a paper at the end of the year & the book was covered under tons of stuff! in reply to amanjo #
IT would suck if you were a flying super hero and your feet got stuck in cement... up UP and AWAY would rip your legs apart @ the knee cap! #
#h81o how don't know how a phone call got disconnected it you were the one who hung up on them.is IT wrong & not PC to blame yourself in '10 #
#h81o there is not enough air to soften the air punch to your face... #
#h81o - people who just don't get IT #
I should count how many tiles across are in this bathroom while #twooping #
Anyone up for going off the ski jump in Edina? If you do, I'll set up a giant trampoline to land on so you can make IT over the road! #
Do you like jazz? GOOD JAZZ? (not the KennyG/DaveKoz stuff) Check out a co-workers awesome podcast: Aurora Club J... http://htxt.it/l/2Przoy #
Dear makers of Mtn Dew (or Pepsi since they ship it out)... thank you for great tasting soda pop drink! #
I wish I could backflip off ants! #
I want to start a TV show/web series with iSean aka @DJ48... IT'll be called "This and That Guy" #
#h810 - Takeyour "9er" and shove it up your wazoo bung-hoo woo-woo! #
Today is hop on one foot because your other leg turned in to a pogo stick... so you'd really still be walking like normal!! #
Would IT be weird to live inside a car wash? With others always coming in your house? What if you were taking a shower when they showed up? #
This lady keeps callin' my phone asking if I called her. Umm, I was in the shower & twooping... then she asked if I was a coach of some sort #
.@amanjo Is this a family crisis: Johnny just #twooped his pants and it's running down his leg and it stinks really bad in reply to amanjo #
Bethany pointed out I have a huge bruise on the back of my leg...don't know where it came from, butt in other news...I'm twooping! #
.@jackassworld you need to embrace #twooping Phuck pooping... Twooping on Twitter is where IT's at! #
i would like to thank search engines like Google, Yahoo for your awesome skills... now if others would do the same and SEARCH before asking #
.@jackassworld kicking it old school's cool! but #twooping is just pooping while you post on twitter, that's all. thanks for the reply! in reply to jackassworld #
Just did a sweet background tweak over at @JueL's site: http://suzenjuel.com ...while you're there, buy an album & some artwork. She rocks! #
.@amanjo I don't know if we'd catch the JJ crew w/@EvanDavidDahlin They're freaky fast and probably already done bowling! in reply to amanjo #
RT @HeatFan: @itradio found your coffee mug. http://yfrog.com/hqdirlj #
#h81o - I'm all for the cool down in the mid-coast, but I'm not down for the pain it's causing... In other news I'd rather be #twooping #
#h810 - I don't understand your question, what did you mean... does NOT mean ask the question again the same way... ToT (tMFt I hate you) #
Fish brains will rule us all in 2312! #
Belle, IT's been 3yrs & we miss your cat talk, feet licking, face kissing, the waddle & your stub of a tail... RIP #fb #
.@graemeshotsis called me to tell me she thought she saw my crazy drugged out ex... I told her if she talks to her, tell her I'm dead! #
If you pimped or plan on pimping out your FB profile page, you're a tool. If you do pimp it out and get a virus, you're a phucking tool! #
Listening to Jay and Silent Bob Get Old on @thatkevinsmith's SModcast - http://htxt.it/h4Qs - you should listen to IT or come crack my neck #
RT @refrobpage: @itradio I was using twitter for android, but I wasn't a huge fan. Went back to twidroyd (cc @mikekinney51) #
Do you ever sniff your own armpit shortly after you shower & put clean clothes on to make sure you put deodorant on? I do, so don't judge me #
remember when the term "shit pickle" was the cool thing to say? Just me? Well, phuck you then! #
RT @erincandy: 3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates [are ugggggggggg] #
Holy phuck nugget crap balls, I just sat down, and the chair was underneath me to make sure I didn't crash to the floor! #
Anyone have an old Apple][e joystick that still works? I want to bust out my ][e and play California Games BMX and YouTube my gnarly skillz! #
I want to be like the Allstate commerical, and be a hot babe out jogging w/a pink headband! #
I just had to coach @GraemesHotSis on what to say if she runs over... i mean in to (then over) my ex... say IT w/me...Graeme died & is dead! #
I hate pants! I'm not wearing any, but just in case you forgot... I hate pants... what do I hate more? Denim pants! #
Hold on to your Gonads & Strife.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee yet another video that NEVER gets old. #
.@amanjo Chicken... I'm gonna eat you.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVUMixU6u50 #
I'm going to go chase Lucy, but this time WITH my phone... so if I phuck my back up, I can call you! IT doesn't m... http://htxt.it/l/R424EH #
I'm still standing because I never got to the point that Lucy ran... I got near her & she attacked my sock for 3 min while Goobs watched #
Who walked out the door with no pants on today? #
#h810 please shut the phuck up... the sound of your voice annoys the phucking shit otta me... so with that said, headphones on, my phone off #
Who wants to order me a pizza? what about Taco John's... I'd go for Taco John's over a pizza! #
I am hungry...I want food... how does it feel to want? Hungry! Food NOW! #
I never cared before, so why change things up, mwhahaha #
I wish there was a pigmy midget inside my head running turn tables scratching when I talk the talk! #
I think the internet is ready for a 24/7/365 showing of The Scary Monkey Show! Who the phuck feels the same way? #
swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim... #
RT @EmoJesus: @itradio I have no pants on! I am wearing a robe stained with #twoop ToT [couldn't have said IT better myself!] #
RT @zsmithers: Papa chito's was good this morning…california burrito #twoop #
Change my pitch up… smack my bitch up! OOHHHHHH #
I still wish my apartment building had a pop machine… i could care less about a pool, but a pop machine would be killer, w/orange soda pop #
FOUR #
There is a channel on DirecTV w/call letters: NRB! IT's an @emojesus channel… you don't know how funny that is! #
RT @SkunkMunchies: I mean not about people, but sometimes I wanna Twoop but facebook people react badly lol #
Tammy better now mess with me on the way to work today, or i'm going to open my Goober PB&J sammich and smoosh it in her eyeballs! #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-08-19

Graeme — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 22:00:00 +0000

Oh really? that's easy for you to say… #
thanks Quiznos person for giving me wheat instead of white bread! GOSH… now I want to cry! ToT #
#h81o do you need to keep printing 3 lines on a page, then TAPE them together? #
IT's time to get down, get down, ggggeeeetttt ddddoooowwwwwwwwnnnnnn #
#h81o – Ummm how do you talk to someone we work with on the phone who's relaying info, and then not tell us once the convo is done? IDIOTS #
Today I saw a dude in a white car with an #Android sticker on his back passenger window. I wanted to yell "WHAT ROM YOU USING?" #
.@ids07 Get some Giant Underpants like @peeweeherman … I even have a pair! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAunpaO6XE0 in reply to IDS07 #
I'm hungry, so I'm going to cut off my aching arm/shoulder and eat IT! I can't do shizzzznat, but I can still #twoop so life is good! #
I miss #JoeCartoon .. I know he's still around on YouTube, but IT's just not the same, yo! #
My #twoop is for all the bathroom stalls I never wrote on! #
I have an envelope in front of me… there is "money" in IT… I feel bad for IT… ITs just cheap plastic… STUPID PLASTIC #
.@RealityTC Does #SYTYCD stand for: So You #Twooped Your Crap Dude? in reply to RealityTC #
DJ Rotterdam is the phucking man! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WseWZrKjZeo #
Another storm is a brewing! I have reasoning for my pain this week… speaking of pain, @strangebrownie will be here cohosting live on Sat #
For thie first time in, like, forever! I actually had a decent nights sleep and didn't wake up until 5 AND my shoulder/neck doesn't hurt yet #
Another co-worker has an Android phone… I'm so proud! #
Oh yeah… IT's Friday the 13th… I'd show off my 13 ink I had done on my shoulder/collar bone, but my shirt covers IT #
Your momma #twooped so big, she gave birth to the #failwhale .. #twooping #
IT feels like I have a hole in the heel of my sock … ToT #
#h81o – i honestly need to post what the phuck I eat for lunch & dinner, because I honestly don't remember what I had yesterday… HONESTLY! #
Tomorrow, ITRadio back, co-host MattMan/@StrangeBrownie… Live at 7 (an hour earlier)… Be there phuckers or your mom sleeps w/the fishes! #
I should draw a flag for my pirate ship… Hmm… can there be pirates #twooping on a pirate flag? Well, there will be now! #
RT @stacheman: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/119011/LULZ/pedocomic.jpg #
Just went to Applebees and the waitress was getting hit on by all the old dudes. she even gave a dude a birthday song and it wasn't his bday #
RT @screamqueendaff: Let's Dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues. #
I have a recording device inside my brain that records my thoughts, but it has a major malfunction and keeps writing over saved data! X_o #
I want to use LIVE, not go live, but #AbletonLIVE but I'm installing a Live pack (finally) and it's only at 5%… Phuck you ADHD. go faster #
I saw a dog with it's head out the window… the sun roof window that is! #
My mom asked/told me: go to planetphotoshop.com – since when did you start packing a gun? I gotta keep IT real on the internet streets, yo! #
Ok, I was supposed to have a post asking you to remind me to remember that I need to put what "T" stands for in ITRadio for a new logo… #
How about i LINK you for the http://planetphotoshop.com – to see why my mom asked "since when did you start packing a gun?" #
The world is coming to an end, for I am out of Oreo's and I wanted more for breakfast! ToT #
Great job at being productive today… you cleaned out some old files off your harddrive… too bad you're not in PHOTOSHOP loser! #
Tonight, at 7p CST, iTRadio will be live on a couch and a chair hosted by myself, Weird Cookie & @StrangeBrownie! What will they talk aboot? #
This little #twoop of mine, I'm going to let IT shine! #
When I grow up, I don't want to be a ToysRus kid.. I want to be @peeweeherman… I'd just do double takes all day long! HA HA #
I need some cannons for my boat… but first i need a boat to put the cannons on… #ineedapirateship #
Whatever happened to the lady who wore the big sunglasses at the group home on Central Ave… or is IT too hot for her to be outside? #
Umm… what happened to AbletonLive on my laptop?? Downloading again.. then going live…stupid missing app & the jerk face who deleted that #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
I'm LIVE fools with the iTradio Pre-Show… BIG SEXY SHAQ is on!! I'm recording IT! http://live.tourettesradio.co... http://htxt.it/l/oa3N6p #
Why didn't the last link work… Live PreShow happening now: http://live.tourettesradio.com … iTradio starts @ 7p CST #
MattMan/@strangebrownie is minutes away.. and we're 20 min away from iTradio LIVE…the stream's already on! http://live.tourettesradio.com #
iTradio's on the air w.@strangebrownie! your mom listens, your mom's in the chat room… you should be here: http://htxt.it/srTC #
Thanks to those who turned in tonight for iTradio and thanks @strangebrownie for stopping by for your yearly "birthday" gimmick gimmick #
.@mikekinney51 Haha.. thanks for the #FF a day late! in reply to mikekinney51 #
Know a good website: http://youswear.com #
Goodnight spider I smooshed and flushed down the toilet… IT was either that or let Lucy or Booger tear off each leg one at a time! #
I need to build a fort #
What are you making me for breakfast? #
RT @wtfkrysta: "How exactly does one 'suck a fuck'?" [happy sunday morning to ya'll!] #
It's a Sunday morning 7:07 twoop because trends how I do things round this place #
They need to get rid of the "don't save" option, because I probably have great ideas, except they're never saved! #
This is how we catch cat burglars while #twooping http://twitpic.com/2f0gtw #
I laid down for 5 min, didn't close my eyes… NAP TIME IS OVER! #
What the phuck am I going to do with 3.5 containers of sour cream? Oh yeah… skin on mashed tater. (i only use one tiny potato, too!) #
How come the moon can pretend IT's the cheshire cat, but the sun can't grow a beard? #
Bethany & I will be eating Fresh Pork and Beans in Fridley … Not to be confused w/Fresh Pork and Beans of Bel-A… http://htxt.it/l/ZWaBKf #
.@ids07 @intaJuice is longer dude… where have you been? IT's now @BerryBlendz! lol in reply to IDS07 #
.@ids07 @aka_J I remember going to the Eden Prairie location about 2 months ago, saw @BerryBlendz but thought it was a new flavor myself in reply to IDS07 #
.@ids07 at least when you said "out of the loop," you didn't say "out of the twoop" … I heard #twoop has a shitty meaning! in reply to IDS07 #
RT @ids07: Dont forget!!! http://bit.ly/b3Nb0y #Android #MeetUp cc:@ITRadio [i will try and be there!] #androidMSP #
All I gotta say is #fuckglee How could you ruin Safety Dance? #vivalosBioDome #MenWithoutHats… http://htxt.it/l/CD6orL #
The REAL Safety Dance for @Conwoman3 @HeatFan @stacheman (feel better dude) and @madbeatchemist… http://htxt.it/l/OIIkVX #
Rootbear Dum Dums are the best Dum Dums in the whole world! #
"If that was that…What were like when they were spankin?" – Keith Flint #
I don't care if originals didn't have them…my pirate ship will have a dunk tank and a water slide! #
Wouldn't IT be fun to have a "slow motion" day, and that's exactly how you do everything you normally do, but in slow motion! #
#h81o – why is this on my desk "we moved stuff around"… was someone sitting at my desk, my chair moved… "we moved stuff around" oh yeah #
So, how does that make you feel? #
#h81o – IT's not different, IT's the same AND easier and the only reason IT's "hard to understand" is because you're making it that way! #
How dare you turn off screen! Now I have to push my mouse to wake you up. I shake my fist in rage! #
Whoever cut my bread at #JimmyJohns cut it backwards or is left handed… IT's supposed to be open on the left, right? Oh, the humanity! #
Also at #JimmyJohns the lady in front of me had the same sandwich, but on wheat… Wheat "subs" don't look like subs. IT's all rectangular #
How stupid do you have to be to run a red light when a cop is the next car after you? You must have known if you pulled over right away! #
Why people sing in the shower?because it's harder than phuck to whistle while your head is getting rained on. it's like whistling w/crackers #
What I learned from @peeweeherman There's no basement in the Alamo & the stars are bright, all through the night… #
My name is graeme, it rhymes with SHUT THE PHUCK UP… wait, i'm not at work, so nevermind what I just said #
I'm eating mashed taters covered in beans…. Do you know what that means? #
Have you ever seen a $20 bill? #
Don't forget… meet me at the slides, cause IT's gonna go down after lunch! YEAH… I'm going to steal your lunch money AFTER lunch! wait.. #
I just got word the man with the tiny hat and oven/stove/fridge (whatever it was) will be help peel potatoes on my boat in a moat! #
I ate a sammich… turkey it was… at 9:30… and it had cheese on it… #
Can you take a step off that cliff? No, it's a'right, you can go first… really, I mean it… damn IT, if you won't, I'll #twoop #
My Twifficiency score is 33%. Whats yours? http://twifficiency.com/ #
I'm up during my bedtime… Does anyone up at this hour know if Saved By the Bell is on? I'd check TV Guide, but IT's not that important #
How long can you stand on one foot with your eyes closed? What about on a flight of stairs? how about a moving train? #
There is nothing wrong with having @BerryBlendz any day of the week, except the days you need to go to the dentist. Dental floss here I come #
For phucks sake… just STFU… not you twitter peeps, I'm talking about the real life people I must talk to daily … ToT #
#h81o – working at understanding what the phuck is going on ourside my work area… i'm confused, but IT's good, but still.. ToT #
mmMMmm… #nom i think we are having panera… how do I know? it says so on the stupid bag… yes, the bag is stupid, IT told me! #
Score!!! SpongeBob is on TV at Silver Lake Dental! I just found out sea weed is 50% sea and 50% weed! #
I have the inside scoop on Brett Favre flying to MN… He's going to have a steak dinner @ Manny's Steakhouse, then fly back! #
"Working out at the gym & walking 3 miles is NOT a good thing to do in 1 day. You really stiffen up" <– overheard by a co-worker HAHAHA LOT #
RT @Yankee_in_pink: "Ass in the new vagina…" Do you agree @k9leavings?! #snacktime ; ) #
Maybe #BrettFavre came to MN today today to meet The King of #Twoop and wants to see my #twooping machine! #
.@BrodyStolz You have just over 6 hours to be 2yrs old… Live IT up little dude!!!!! #
About to flash the new Chromatic 4.4 on my G1… Let's see if I stay with Froyo for a change #
IT's only customary to drink as many cans of MtnDew as you can after a dental cleaning, right?Isn't that what going to the dentist is about? #
I had this crazy nightmare that a week & a half ago, my sister got hitched, I was in the wedding party & I had to wear a tux w/long pants! #
.chromedroid Major kudos… so far on the 1st boot-up on #Chromatic 4.4, I have yet to have a reboot while it sits for the first 20 min #
If I get a house this year, I'm so making sure it has at last 1.5 to 2 bathrooms, because one of them will be the ultimate #twooping room! #
I think I might stick with Froyo.Chromatic 4.4 seems to be working on my G1! I'm waiting till Sept/Nov's new HTC releases before an upgrade! #
Naproxin's after taste is the most awesome after taste EVA! #
Can you use the car pool lane if you're going to work on your Pogo-Ball? Cause IT'd be insane if you couldn't use the sane lane, yo! #
RT @BrodyStolz: I can't wait to listen to Craymo today! It's my birthday! [When I say happy you say IT's your birds birthday] #
#h81o – drooool.. why am in here right now, other than to look pretty. I mean I always look pretty, but i could look pretty in the dark, too #
#h81o Man 1.5hr lunch breaks make me wanna take a nap… I still have 30 min left to spare! #
RT @biffbiffbiff: "Summer Blowout" has a new meaning when you're a parent of someone who isn't potty trained. [Holy super #twooping #
This nap is dedicated to @emojesus… #
You know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow morning? chicken sammiches from Kwik Trip! KWIK TRIP! Thanks Bethany! #
I wish I could sleep on the ceiling… but falling out of bed would not be fun. #
Don't you think that THAT is phucking stupid? am i right or am i right? you know… THAT #
The new @twoop @twooping @twoopin @twooped @twoopingshoes slogans??: Just Twoop IT & Just dookie IT! (thanks @goldbar) #
I need @Deadmau5's fuck-copter! Because he and his cat don't give a flying… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck66ML-ByrM #
8 min until Hot in Cleveland's season finale is on tonight… I hope TV Land brings IT back sooner than next summer! #
mr. spider, i'm sorry you drowned, but it's a much quicker death than Lucy ripping your legs off one by one! #
Hello stomach… what would you like for breakfast today? A steak? That would be great! #
Hey midwest… the weather is a changing in the next couple days again.. I can feel IT… For real, I can feel IT! #
I wish they sold turkey legs in my parking lot like they do in downtown Mpls! #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-08-12

Graeme — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 22:00:00 +0000

#h81o umm… I'm not done with lunch yet! #
I have 1000000000000000 times inifinity blood cells… and all of them like #MtnDew #
IT's not a tweet if IT's a #twoop …that is all… The King of Twoop has #twooped Now ca rry on my fellow tweeters… Carry on #
When's IT nap time?because after nap time is snack time, after snack time is playground time, then after playground time it's #twooping time #
I want a Little Debbie Star Crunch… One of the 50 cent ones, not those piddly tiny ones from the store #
Trying to get shiznat ready for tomorrow/saturday/wedding weekend… #IdRatherbe #twooping! #
Kris Kross will make ya…. #
Lucy Licks A lot, coming to a sink near you… the sink world tour! #
Man… my G1's background is so late 80s/early 90s.. IT's awesome like an afro mullet! #
Air is stooid…know what I'm talkin bout? #
Put up yer dukes! #
Did you remember to unplug your toaster after using IT to cook your tomato soup? #
What ever happened to living in a van down by the river? Remember when that was the cool thing to do? #
When did Pixie Sticks stop using real pixies to make candy out of their blood? #
#h810 – IT doesn't matter what I was just about to write. I started to make this post using #20H8 & that made me go ToT! Why @emojesus, WHY? #
From this day forward, #FF now stands for "Flush Fridays" for all the #twooping fools out there. The King of #Twoop has spoken! #
If I knew @peeweeherman was coming over to visit, I would make some frozen fruit cubes AND bust out my #GIANTUNDERPANTS #
Gum is only gum as long as IT has flavor… once the flavor is gone, IT's stuck to the bottom of your shoe! Seriously, look now! #
Met up with my sis, had some Arby's, now back at the rents for a nap…then we need to go to dress rehersal… yay?!¡¿!? #
How long does IT take to kill my electric razors battery… I want2take a nap @emojesus… what did I do to deserve this? ToT #
#h81o – I'm wearing pants (not the tux)… enough said #
Dinners over… legs are moving to the beat of some drum I can't hear… #idratherbe #twooping #
RT @heavydizzle: http://tweetphoto.com/37244821 bikini lady sighting!! #sfbikinilady #
RT @juel: Feel Free to Viral this it's been TOO long since i've done it! http://bit.ly/95Z9xL #FF @itradio #
What happened to the clowns that eat you if you sleep? #
You have no idea how I would love to sleep… I'll pretend to blame it on @GraemesHotSis getting married tomorrow! #
Those who drink Folgers coffee are not insomniacs…if they were, the best part of waking up is actually knowing you had a decent sleep! #
I'm about to shower and had to the EC farmers market, but I'd rather be #twooping ..oh wait I am #
My hair is all did, about to meet up with my Canadian aunt/uncle/cousins for breakfast… then to Gloria Jean's for some coco loco! #
I'm about set to walk out of this hotel room, down the wedding aisle, and watch my sister get hitched… #idratherbe #twooping (jk?) #fb #
By the way… they said IT wouldn't and couldn't be done, but I'm updating during my sis's wedding. How do you like them apples? #fb #
Hot damn IT's hot standing outside in the sun wearing a tux at my sister's wedding. I have total swamp ass right now! #idratherbe #twooping! #
I'm pretty sure I, The King of #Twoop would rather be #twooping but I'd rather be in shorts first! ToT #wedding #tux #fb #
I should have bought stock in Kleenex… I thought @graemeshotsis would be blubbering at her wedding, but Justin's tears are a flowing! #fb #
Well, Justin's now my brother-in-law… Congrats to Justin & @graemeshotsis…now back to my un-scheduled posts when I get around to it. #fb #
Is IT considered a bad gesture if the photo dude had the middle finger ruin a shot if he deserved IT? #
Only a big brother can calm his near tears sister during a wedding by mouthing "I need to #twoop quot; and Bert's laughing resonse: "I'm sorry!" #
5hrs of sleep w/out sleeping pills ain't bad right? Not bad if i'm already ready for a nap 35 min later, right? #
I really could go for some nice crispy bacon right now! BACON BACON BACON #
Our welcome home bra-mas tree! Thanks Tammy! http://twitpic.com/2cv341 #
What's the best to have? A want or a need? I need a nap, but I still want crispy bacon. #
I'm done wanting bacon, because i'll be taking a nap… dreaming about eating bacon on my pirate ship! #
I am having some well deserved Taco Johns… and a Mtn Dew! yup yup! #
HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD… Al Snow vs. Rhyno vs. Spike Dudley… AWESOME (not mike)! ECW ECW ECW #
Double "chair shot" from Spike & Snow was awesome! ECW ECW ECW… WE WANT HEAD WE WANT HEAD #
GERTNER SPEECH!!!!! WELLLLL WELLLLLL WWWWEEEEELLLLLL….. Dudley's vs Axl & Balls… #
Only in "ECW" would you and will you have a Star Wars light saber fight…. THIS IS AWESOME…. THIS IS AWESOME! #
THIS IS SABU…. and The Whole Fuckin' Show RVD… You can't put the PH in front of Rob Van Dam… Sorry, lol…and Sabu's bald? WTF? #
What beats Beetlejuice's Banana Boat dinner scene? How about the 1st time Banana Boat song was EVER on TV w/the M… http://htxt.it/l/9qIAcG #
This pillow has comfort…fall down and go boom…what just happened…do you understand… 6 updates in one…you're welcome #
I can't find my stupid kick-stand for my phone. If IT was stoopid, maybe I'd find IT, but nnnNNNNOOOooo! #
#h81o – excuses on why you forgot how to do your job will happen 2morrow! "My back is out"… only I can use that excuse with meaning here! #
Hey… don't make outgoing calls… "okay" 5 seconds pass "hi I'm looking for blah blah" … thanks for listening! #
Hey douche nozzle… don't call to pay a bill, then stat talking to your friends… thanks very much and go fist phuck yourself #
I'm watching my screen process something that's slower than watching paint dry! #
RT @amanjo: Okay, I need to improve my mood with cheese. This works because I was born & raised in Wisconsin. [Cheese rules all!] #fb #
IT's my break and I can do what I want to, do what I want to, you'd #twoop too if IT hasppened to you! #twoopin #
Over the past couple weeks, more so Saturday, I've embraced the word DOUCHE followed by KNUCKLE, NUTZ, FACE, MONKEY… That is all #
If I come over tonight… what's for dinner? #
Bethenny from the HouseWives show just had the best line Bethany needed2have me see after she had an epidural:"it's all good cause I pooped" #
After 8 hours of pain and suffering (LOT) in a rental tux… all I got was a pair of black socks… SCORE! #
ROFL… Lucy was just headbanging to the beat of Trent Reznor and company covering Iggy pop's Nightclubbing #
What was I doing before I was doing what I'm doing now while writing this before I hit send? #
Holy phuck… someone just tried video responsing the Fresh Pork and Beans of Bel-Air mash-up w/their own mash-up… IT's phuckin' horrible! #
To bed I go, butt to sleep I won't! #
Coming to a bed near you…"SLEEP" with a special full length trailer by the creators of "close your eyes insomniac", "haha you can't sleep" #
Sweet… 25 min before I get to jump otta bed … Lucy was a finger cuff and is mewoing at it… at least Goobs is quite chillin in bed w/me #
#h81o – "I'm eating maple sugar oatmeal… "hey, [I'm sitting right next to you when you just said that] what kind of oatmeal is that?" #
i am a hungry hungry hippo… oink oink… yup, i oink'd as a hippo… what you gonna do bout IT? #
I will karate chop my way out the door today… but I will cry if I break the glass and cut myself! #
I'm turning my phone off.. well, my work phone that is #
RT @boyer: #twoop Someone committed a born crime up in herez! #
I asked the owner of the building to look at our AC unit, next thing I know he's on the cherry picker @ our window.Scared the #twoop otta me #
.@clouddead7 Glad you enjoyed me RT'in your shit! I make people smile one #twoop at a time! in reply to clouddead7 #
What the phuck… So I get a FREE t-shirt in the mail that I didn't know I was getting, but I have to PAY 34 cents for extra postage? #
Who would, or why would you give MonaVie books and DVDs as wedding gifts? #
My invisible friends came over to visIT and we're going to have an invisible talent show and you all are invisibly invITed! YAY! #
RT @peeweeherman: I'm a loner, Dottie…a rebel. http://yfrog.com/0evwtj #
I need a heating pad… and Pandora turned on so IT can drown out Lucy playing with hair ties as Goob's watches on #
I am punching the air thinking IT's your head… stop being stupid… only I can do IT and get away with IT! #
RT @KeikoTakamura: I wish I could swim every day. I can't do backflips in my bathtub. #
I had this crazy dream that I squeezed some bump on my pinkie and green, blue, and pink playdough came out for minutes on end! #
#h81o – Oh naproxen, how i've missed you… thank the weather for brining us back together! #
Whatever happened to the Snapple lady? She comes up every so often, just as often as Sinbad dying. I think there is a conspiracy with that! #
What era are we in? Who says "Does IT jive yet?" when asking if I've pulled up their account yet… X_t #
RT @JueL: Leggings with boots, or bare legs and boots? black dress or red dress? Hair up or down? [You do know IT's phuckin' hot out right?] #
Are there days you wonder what you said/posted that made you lose followers? I'm not losing any, but it's a question I had! #
"Don't get me dddooowwwnnn… [mis-heard lyric] 'Bruce'" – That's going thru my head WITH the misheard lyric/word #
Testing out TweetDeck for Android cuz I have the skillz thanks to @yeradis #
Fly to the moon… that's where you'll find my pirate ship! #
I use #HelloTxt and the web version & the URL brings you to the "dashboard" and that reminds me of that band and that makes me feel emo! ToT #
When your ego is so huge you don't realize your complaints about someone are the same complaints peeps have about you = you're an idiot! #
The same ego filled fools are the same ones who think they are the king shit and do nothing wrong… go fist phuck yourself & shut up! #
I was at Target yesterday and forgot to see if MtnDew was on sale and I'm almost out at work… anyone know? #ihaveissues #
Possible GREAT thing for those who wait when it comes to #Android Will I stay with #HTC #Tmobile forever? http:/… http://htxt.it/l/APnyGa #
I'm Graeme! I was in a band, I was a pro-wrestling manager, I host live streams, I like to fart, I swear, and I follow @emojesus #
RT @QuantumGood: Thumbs Up for Swype Keyboard – Or should that be index fingers up? http://ow.ly/2onv6 #
I'm getting fre oles from #TacoJohns & that makes me want to sing: ole, ole ole ole, ooollleeee, ooollleeee #
McDonalds has a calendar for Customer Complaints. I saw a bunch of 0s and thought that's a reason to complain in itself. I'm #1 I'm #1 #
RT @amanjo: The curse of the myopic: it is hard to find your glasses when you're not wearing your glasses. #
I can't take pictures in the dark… satan shows up and bites my face and licks my eye boogers, but puts them back #
Blumpkin knocked up a chick… what? #
I need a name for my pirate ship… #
RT @amanjo: @itradio The Black Twoop… RT @SweetpNJ: @itradio jolly poopy face… Maybe I'll have a name for every day of the week! #
I talked to Troy today… he was still trying to find his brother… oi… wooty woot! #
I'm going to attempt to make IT to the Bleechers Old Skool Reunion tonight at what USED to be Bleechers, if my shoulder stops aching #
#tt I have my shirt on for work, but still in my sleeping shorts… I'm halfway there and need to leave in 5 min! #
My invisible friends said they would help crew my pirate ship! AAARRRGGGG #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-08-05

Graeme — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 22:00:00 +0000

#20H8 – Stop making me slam my head against walls with no give #
#tt F10 is not "enter" and "enter" is not F10, no matter HOW MANY TIMES you "think" you pressed it. #
IT's lunch time… so yeah! #
I'm enjoying one of my last #twooping sessions while I'm still #20H8 #
phuck this shit, I'm #20H8 #039;in everything! going home now… Nickelodeon Univ. tomorrow!!! I saw a squirrel and IT was going weeeeee #
Bring back the b.W.o and the J.O.B squad… I'll be happy! #
I have the idea of doing a headstand in the shower, but I thought I'd post something in case I hurt myself & you don't hear from me again! #
I want to live in a giant hamster ball… that'd be awesome to "ride" in to work #
Quite possibly my last #MtnDew at #20H8 …DOT DOT DOT… ToT #fb http://dailybooth.com/u/4000i #
9yrs ago, i jumped from a sinking ship… not the best after-jumping choice, but you learn shIT that way… #
You can't confuse those who confuse the confused,but IT's fun to confuse the non confused to think they're confused(no idea what this means) #
Well #20H8 .. IT was a fun 365 days, but I must say good-bye & say hello to my new #H810 skills, because tweeters like ppl w/skills! #
#H810 – I no longer #20H8 .. might as well get some striped shirts and cry like the emo that I should have always been…ToT #
I wish I had grills…I'd have them look just like my teeth do now. #
#h81o I'm laying in bed butt I'd rather be twooping, butt have no twoop2twoop yet! ToT #
I have 2 flyswatters and they are recycled plastic… from dead bug juice carcass! http://dailybooth.com/u/40b4i #
Before we head to the MoA to go see what I eat for sooshi fish at Underwater World, we're hitting up IntaJuice… i mean BerryBlendz! #
Underwater World round 1 is done, now eating at Twin Cities Grill, then Nick Univ! #
Standing in line on your birthday sucks goat nutz #nickelodeonuniverse … who said these peeps could ride today? #
#h81o I wish I had a cut-in-line pass… maybe if I #twoop myself they'd let me go to the front of the line! #moa #nickelodeonuniverse #
RT @amanjo: Just saw a DeLorean in Roseville. [Did it have a flux compassatator?] #
Some kid in line just said he farted, haha #idratherbe #twoopin #
See seahorses by the sea shell… doin IT! #UnderwaterWorld http://twitpic.com/2a5ezu #
RT @reallybanderson:If you play an Oasis album backwards you hear messages from Satan.Even worse,if you play it forwards you hear Oasis. #fb #
Don't go to a Chinese & Japanese restaurant, stand in front of the sushi bar and chef and ask if they have a sushi chef that works there… #
IT's that one time a year I post this video (or lyrics) … The Vandal's "Happy Birthday to Me" So do what I say,… http://htxt.it/l/RBghSz #
I'm enjoying my 1st #twoop at 29 after eating the entire Underwater World creatues except for the turles, because I like turtles!!! #
i'm going to practice snorkeling in the shower(cause you know there's enough water to swim in a shower)… then to EC. Not going live 2night #
What will be my tuneage for the trip to WI? hmm… no idea #
I am full…. blaaaah #
Lucy was on the table when we got home & I turned around to put something down & she sniffed my butt, so i asked if it smelt like roses! #
Driving on 694 blows when IT's one lane… in the dark… with people who can't maintain a constant speed… jerk nutz #
Umm… why does my hand have black paint/oil/crap/something on it? and what the heck was on my sock when i wore the flops that don't flip? #
Who wants to place a bet to see how many times I hit a stupid yellow flying gimmick… stoopid flying gimmick that happens to be yellow! #
leave Marko alone, Polo thinks IT's rude to only call for him #
I know how you can kill over 95% of bacteria…IT's a secret I will tell you…watch TV! #
Dear MN… I hated you before I moved here 10yrs ago (to the day), now I just tolerate you… In other news, I need a phuckin' haircut #
On Friday, when we were on the Last Airbender/surfboard ride at Nickelodeon Universe, I was hoping to go flying off like Wonka's elevator! #
What others have learned over the years… don't wear black socks for hours, then take them off on a road trip or I bitch em out hardcore #
I wish I had some cheese in the fridge… oh wait i do… nevermind #
I don't know if the tide has come up where I live ever… maybe if I lived on a lake I'd know… or if I had a moat #
Sunday morning *FIST PUMP* time! #
10yrs ago when I moved to MN, all I had was livejournal & #MtnDew .. no friends, dial-up, and twooping was def. Unheard of for 7 yrs #
My parents got me a card that had to deal with smelly socks… do they know me or what (at least they're not black socks!) #
who wants to enter an all you can eat crab eating contest? ME ME ME… i don't care if IT's a contest, i just want all you can eat crab! #
Remember when all i would wear was black? Well, i still do, but I'm just wondering if you remember that I did, do, done did! #
How many socks do you have in your sock drawer… do you put other clothing items or anything in sock drawers? DO YOU? #
who wants to play monkey in the middle?? how about with a real monkey, who wears monkey pants, but YOU'RE in the middle if we have a monkey? #
Wow… Borders really knows how to celebrate your birthday with a free SMALL tea or coffee…. no mention of #MtnDew or 50% off something #
What makes telephone wires make that buzzing noise? what happens when there are no more land lines? what if @emojesus didn't wear stripes? #
peek-a-boo? there is a scary monster behind my computer? WHAT AM I NOT LOOKING AT? http://dailybooth.com/u/41pdu #
Another shower is about to be had, but I will not attempt a hand or headstand this time… or think i'll try, BUT i might try a cannon ball! #
Which hand is IT in? #
Look to your left! #
What did you do yesterday? REALLY? #
there is so such thing as a yellow brick road, because the weather & sun would tarnish the yellow and it'd get dirty due to global twooping! #
i just annihilated and slammed that chocolate milk… cause that's how I roll on this Sunday night! #
.@emojesus is my home boy! #
Did i turn off the lights? Did Sinbad turn off the lights? Did Sinbad die again? Did someone hack Sinbad's Wikipedia and say he died again? #
Remember when cheeseburgers had real sebu? i mean, the middle is all fake and processed! I read IT on the internet #
When I was moving thre direction of the fan, IT made a noise like pttttbbbbbrrraaakkkkkk #
I.a.A … well, not really, but I.a.n.r.t.A #
I see tings… you can see tings, too! http://qik.ly/B5Awv #qik #
#h81o – I spiked my hair up for the first time in about 2 yrs… did you know you squint when the sun is in your eyes? #
The cheese rules the world… I mean, look at the moon… IT controls the tidse, why not the world? #
Pretending that your head is a zit/pimple/acne does not mean IT will pop like one… instead IT just gives you a headache! Try IT to see! #
Enjoying my first #twooping session at 29 years of age @ work! #
Poodle noodles are not fun if you don't have them in a bowl #
RT @mikekinney51: I'm hoping to hit 1000 tweets by 12-31-10 [you can do IT phucker... I mean friend] #
2 part post/question… Can you guess what I'm listening to? Better yet, can you guess what I'm NOT listening to? (on my ipod for a change) #
If you didn't have any legs, and wanted to break your momma's back, I'd step on the crack for you! That's just how I roll! #
MY SOCK IS WET… I WILL NOT TAKE IT OFF BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T BE ON OTHERWISE… in other news that never changes: I like mtn dew & hot dogs #
Holy crap… I never realized that all my #twooping sessions & posts have been RT'd… who'd RT my shit? I heard IT isn't even a bot! #
Don't try playing hopscotch while taking a shower. Not because you might fall or it's noisy,but IT's hard to keep the chalk on the tub floor #
I really wish I had a pair of moon boots… blue with yellow stars… and a cape #
.@Crashfennec Thanks for RT'in my RT… Then I didn't have to go the the #twooping account and find my own 140chrctr tweet. haha i'm lazy in reply to Crashfennec #
btw… I'm the @twoop (ed)(in)(ing) accounts. I RT my shit all the time… is that wrong? I like the fact I haven't bot'd those accounts! #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
To everyone that showed up on the very quick thrown together live show tonight, thank you! And thank Rooster for requesting I go live! #
Remember when you were told that you'd see a hot dog if you put your pointer fingers near your eyeballs? Well, I was hungry & ate my fingers #
If you really tried putting your fingers together and saw the "hot dog," you probably looked like a fool… if you ate your fingers, HAHA! #
I was bumed out that I only have 3 days of work left, but I was happy to remember I only have to wait 6 days until Monday! Bwhaha #
i don't care if the weather changes, but stop changing where IT messes up my back… jerk! #
I wish I had a gold boat like @daveprazak! #
I need a pirate ship! #
Man… you must feel like an idiot with your right blinker on for 1/4 of a mile only to turn your left one on and keep it on longer! Loser! #
you brokeded IT! why did you brokeded IT? #
I could always keep ITRadio's name for a new show… I Twooo Radio #
#H81o – When will I get the chance to watch paint dry? #
Congrats and happy anniversary to my parents… if my math is correct, IT should be 35 years today! #
Listening and watching my boss actually sit and watch my coworkers is funny as phuck… and she thought all our bitching was uncalled for! #
I don't feel bad for her suffering right now… maybe she should have thought of doing this years ago! #
Who just had a call from Gary Phuckin' Holdsteady? This guy… dude is still alive! #
Please go to the bathroom and fist phuck yourself… that is all! Carry on, carry on…thank you and have a phuck-tastic day! #
IT may be Tuesday, but I'm rocking out to Blue Monday (Orgy cover obviously if I'm rockin) #
I don't have a segway, nor do I want one, but I am going to a mall that has cops on segways… the same mall that has my tux to pick up ToT #
Anyone wanna go get me some Taco John's and deliver IT to me while I try on the tux? And some Mtn Dew… do not forget the Dew! #
Why do socks never stay the same height? And why do witches use brooms? Why? Why? WHY? #
i found out tonight that i'm 65% allergic to polyester fabric, and look at that, my tux's shirt is 65% polyester… guess i can't wear IT! #
I wish I knew how to moon walk, because I wear white socks and dress shoes! #
RT @mikekinney51: Sharks are going to have a week dedicated to me. #sharkweek [DDDUUUURRRRRRRR] #
If I never met ET, I'd NEVER let him eat my candy… you saw what that stuff does to that freaky finger'd looking dude thingy! #
What did you just do? #
The Snickers dream is a lie… you may become Batman, but I'll never have the bat cave! #
PWEI in indeed a four letter world! #
You have six hours and forty-five minutes to tell me that story I said bores the sleep deprived to sleep…tell IT…tell IT now! #
How cool would IT be if Howie Mandel showed up under your bed like little monsters? What if he had a pirate ship and monkeys? #
I just heard someone say "you can wipe your boogers on me, but keep you fleas to yourself!" Some people are just sick on the head! #
Good morning, at central standard time in the city i'm living in, it will be exactly 6:17 and 30 seconds…..now #
My pirate ship won't have the wifis, but IT will have the tidefis. the stoopid moon will mess up our connection up ALWAYS around dinner time #
My pirate ship will have black sails w/red racing stripes so IT can sail fast! If it doesn't have racing stripes, IT'll sail at a snail pace #
I don't care if we're getting a shipment in to our offices; there's no need to keep the hallway doors open where the bathrooms are #twooping #
IT's 11:45… I haven't gone to lunch yet… what the phuck is wrong with me? My tape worm can not function like this! #
IT's 1:35 and i'm FINALLY eating lunch… I don't care if you care, cause I don't! #
Tonight, we shall use our new AC unIT in the bedroom & will no longer have a (Mr. Bungle) Air Conditioned Nightmare!!! #
RT @tomgreenlive: Eat some cheese today!! [I will because you told me to, and I'm from WI, but more so because you told me to!] #
Who wants to help sail my pirate ship when I get one? What if I get a huge mansion, then a huge moat, and I just sail the pirate ship there? #
A'right… who wants to buy me a pirate ship? #
IT's time to have a sock hop… so take off your socks, and hop on em… you don't have to invite anyone over… i'm doing IT right now! #
IT's tradition for me to not know stuff!! #
If you're on T-Mobile, IT's ok to use my texts, I don't use em, so I give back… or something…. ( i need better writers! ) #
I need a watermelon coccon! Or some sea weed, or a burrito shell… I'd never reach that next point of being because I'd eat my shell 24/7 #
I got the skillz other people with skillz don't have… my skillz are so skilla-fried, the non-skillz havin' folk gimmie mad props! #
Who's knockin' on yer door? #
Man… If you just heard the insult I never said out loud, but thought it in loud my brain! I'm sorry to those I didn't offend out loud! #
Street cred won't be around when we no longer need roads in 2015! #
Why won't there be BBQ ribs at Bert's wedding? If IT did happen, there should/would be a ban on napkins and wetnaps! #
Who's there?…whatever #
Why is the toaster taking so long to toast shi… nevermind IT's done… I had to look away from IT #
#h81o – how is IT a direct number at a buisness if you have to ask for them? #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-07-29

Graeme — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 22:00:00 +0000

If one of the head honchos at work can take shITs at work, that gives me the right to #twoop at work! #
#20H8 why are you working on last weeks gimmick still? It's Turdsday of this week… you should be working on this weeks gimmick #
So I piss off a coworker for outing her issue, but if my boss found out the issue and said somethin she'd be pissed & crying. I am awesome!! #
Who wants a DQ blizzard?? ME ME ME ME ME ME! Who isn't getting a DQ blizzard? ME ME ME ME ME! #
Actually, now that I mentioned I want a DQ Blizzard, maybe I'll go get one. THEN i plan on going live w/some tunes or something or something #
What does swiftkey do? … will I use it over swype? I don't know if I can get used to iT #
I have hair rollers in my car… I know you wish you had hair rollers in your car… don't deny IT! #
About to turn on the #BlogTV stream, work on music or give up early… you find out! http://htxt.it/RboE... http://htxt.it/l/lTbyRQ #
Why aren't flying monkeys not real? If I had one as a friend, not a pet, but a friend, I'd have to buy a lot of bananas! #
You know those creams to help the burning feeling in your feet? They won't help if your feet are on fire! Unless it was drawn on. #
What am I thinking inside my head while I write this…? #
#20H8 – I'll buy your craptastic crap if you don't advertise it for 30 before i watch a video! I will not buy "as seen online" #
I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight, chicken to….what am i talking about? #
Would IT be a bad idea if someone fell asleep while doing a hand/head stand? I'm not planning on IT, but I'm finding out if anyone ever asks #
Glasss wouldn't eliminate the problem of not being able to see in the dark… IT's the eyelash in my eye that is causing the major problem! #
#20H8 I bit the inside of my lip while eating a hot dog w/ketchup for breakfast… now I can’t tell if that’s ketchup or blood… oh well #
Happy Birthday to Bethany's dad! I wonder if we'll bring his box to dinner with us @ the casino, lololol #
I want a dinner buffet now AND tonight… maybe I'll wear a bib if they have ribs! #nom #
Snails move faster than my slow ass PC at work… if I worked on a cliff, id shove myself off IT and let the PC fend for ITself! #
I don't know about you, but i'd love some chicken brownies! #
Do you have a quarter? DO YOU? #
#20H8 Holy crap balls… you were not in this conversation, nor does IT pertain to you or your dumbass thoughts so STFU crazy bird lady! #
About2head to the casino for some grub grub grub! #NOMNOM #
Know what would be the ultimate electric slide? Put a slipNside in your house, so it runs in to a wall, hold a fork and aim for the socket! #
RT @VooDooStevie: Our first mexican baby diapers. @itradio would be so proud. http://twitpic.com/280wxe [i am proud shedding a tear] #
You know what would be a sweet ass birthday present… a working #Deadmau5 head! Like, a blackNred would would be phuckin' sweet! #
RT @erincandy: Let's fucking fist pump #
What could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt I don't know, nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt #
Before the press and others phuck up the story, I wanted you to hear IT from me 1st. I was attacked in the hallway by a sock stealing cat! #
If you ever find yourself in a situation where people question why you're wearing only 1 sock, ask why the don't you stare at sun? #
Today's shITerday! what does that mean? I'll be live tonight at 7 or 8 BS'in about #twoop and other great topics like #twoopin & #twooping #
what the hell is that smell? and no, it isn't me! #
Get out of bed, there will be no more napping @ #peewee #039;s Playhouse… now this is how to start out a Saturday mo… http://htxt.it/l/sqR73x #
For the record… I slept with one sock on & when I woke up, it was still on the same foot. If it wasn't, there'd be some splannin' to do #
Shall I have a burger for lunch or a hot dog from Chris and Robs… those phuckers have tater-tots! #
my chili cheese dog from Chris & Rob's hot dog place never made it out of my kitchen… meaning i ate it over the sink w/spillage happening #
RT @refrobpage: http://twitgoo.com/1e2q36 ZubazPalooza #
why haven't I twooped yet today…maybe I'm but human! #
RT @amanjo: Yum!!! http://twitpic.com/28b13t #
RT @erincandy: just had some epic hangouts with @erin023 @epicbrent @jimbo420_ haha RIP the throne [you're giving up on #twooping ] #
RT @refrobpage: Free fanny packs! Can this day get any better #
What I forgot to mention about Chris and Robs hot dog/pizza place (http://www.chrisandrobs.com/) THEY SERVE TATER… http://htxt.it/l/TBAE73 #
#twoopin is zen! That's cool, whatever! #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
So, I'm about to go live for a bit… you can listen and chat @ http://live.tourettesradio.com … and my lip is … http://htxt.it/l/HSLwBA #
I not only bit my lip yesterday while eating that hot dog, i bit my lip again eating mahi mahi last night AND while eating tator tots today! #
What if the bass didn't go bump bump bump? #
Can we voyte for the original freecreditscore.com band back? These new bands blow monkey goats! #
a huge Happy Birthday to @LanceLash … in his honor, you should all #twoop and flush IT in his name! #
See me… #
What does an Android phone user listen2while working on non-Android stuff? How about "Do Androids Dream of Electric Beats?" a DJmix by UNKLE #
if something fell from the sky, but Chicken Little wasn't there to see it happen, then IT must not have been that important. #
What smells? #
I'm in a dilemma and I don't know what to do… southwest salad or rising crust Digiorno (supreme)?? I can't do anything until I pick one! #
I may be unmotivated at times for some things, butt I'm never unmotivated to #twoop #
This chick cop on Cops down in TX said a pig once went on the interstate to cause an accident! Yes, the pig wanted to cause a wreck! #
.@wtfkrysta ROFL… going thru my bookmarks (again), found this, watched it & LMAO IT WAS SCARY SCARY.. http://bit.ly/d0W1ha FISH FREAKOUT #
#observation Since I've taken a shower & didn't put any socks on, my toes do not have sock lint in between them! That is all, carry on… #
.@VooDooStevie you're on a train, on a a train… look at you on a mother fuckin' train! [where's the #twoop It'll be a #twooping 1st] in reply to VooDooStevie #
I love walking in the room when Cops is on: lady doesn't know what to do w/her dead cat, so she's going2put IT in the freezer! #
.@HeatFan @IDS07 @dunlapcj @JavaJunky I'm going through bookmarks and almost want to flash a rom on my DASH for shits and giggles #
Skippin to the loo is pretty sick… what if you slip while you're in the loo? at least you're not skipping on the loo! #
Who hasn't checked their myspace in like, forever, but checked IT today? I know 5 so far… we should bring that shiznat back, ya'll! #
Do you know what a full moon means? bare butts on the balcony day! #
What's the point of selling muffins with the bottom attached.. who honestly eats the part inside the wrapper? #
#20H8 if I play stupid, maybe they'll think I'm stupid because I "forget" what you told me on a daily basis. we don't have to think, we know #
Do fish have feelings? NO… if you drop them in the garbage disposal… IT's not the fishes fault you can't take care of IT correctly! #
Welcome to the danger zone! #
How dare DQ try and put my salsa container for my quesadillas upside down… do you think I wouldn't notice!?? WELL, I DID! #
Who cares what we're in favor for, but if you are, say I! #
If you just installed a new toilet in your house (tammy), why wouldn't you FB/Tweet that out that you used IT for the first time? I would! #
The chicken flies when the cheese has melted! #
The something is connected to the something other than the first something, unless you want the first something to be connected to ITself! #
RT @sTnez: Today I got high… http://twitpic.com/28zkg7 [don't jump phucker! There are other places that need to be #twooped in/at!] #
RT @RyanNyquist: Hahaha! This just in! I'm going to be on the radio show @Loveline on Thurs. night. TUNE IN! This is gonna be great! plz RT #
When is the last time you did a head stand? what about a cart wheel? how bout a round off? how bout a kip up? HUH??? WELL? #
Do the Bartman! #
I don't care if no one is around… I still laugh out loud when the swamp ass monster makes IT known he's still around! #
Don't tell me to turn on the lights so I can find my phone…IT might be right in front of me, yet I check every other spot IT might be 1st! #
Whadda thunk: Once #20H8 goes away, what about #H810 #
IT maybe be 90 tomorrow & I think we'll have frost when we wake up, so cover your plants. if IT happens, don't say i didn't warn you! #
To those magicians who don't use mallows in your acts, thank you! I'm all for the blood like Penn & Teller, but the mallow magicians=sick! #
Who's going2hang with SpongeBob on Friday? Me! Too bad I can't jump in the pineapple! maybe IT'll be out of order! #
Do you talk2your mirrors? Do you cry when they copy you at the same exact time you do something? I do, but I don't cry… I punch em! #
IT's time for jumping jacks! #
brains…. BRAINS…. brains! #
If toilet paper was Oreos or something else you like instead, I'd never wipe my ass and just sit on the can 24/7! #twooping #
I just walked across a parking lot… no time or desire to crawl across IT! #
#20H8 well this really doesn't count, but Tammy didn't get me rice for lunch, so I guess Taco John's is the only way to make up for IT #
Ya know… I love Lucy, don't get me wrong, butt sometimes she picks the wrong time to get a head rub… like when I'm #twoopin #
Do you have a fav. live album you love to listen to AND quote the artists banter? My all time fav: Sweatin' To the Oldies – The Vandals #
Target, check! Bank, check! Taco Johns & MtnDew, check! 5 min left on laundry and time for kitty yardtime & belly scratches? Priceless #
Do you ever want to shake someone and make people read their own tweets & ask them why they're stupid? at least I know i'm stupid, so ha2u! #
I betcha didn't know… I l-o-v-e LOVE -e-v-o-l mother phuckin' #TacoJohns & #MtnDew #
.@anderwebs can you add a sock or underwear drawer? (since everyone is requesting, i thought I would, too, lol) #
RT @DubbagaArmy: I just became mayor of my master bathroom toilet. @twoop SAY IT! [flush and you shall receive!] #
RT @HTCSource: The HTC G1 retires from T-Mobile's Android lineup http://bit.ly/9XNO4L #
Who got a new laptop today? Not me, but this is where IT'd sit if Lucy wasn't there! http://twitpic.com/298xb2 #
Way before Billy Mays (maybe?) and the Shamwow hooker do'er guy, there was Chef Tony… what happened to him? I'm too lazy to Google now #
RT @RyanNyquist: A little look at the X games course for this year. http://tweetphoto.com/35274028 [that looks sweet, for me to #twoop on] #
Is IT supposed to hail tonight in #Twincy If so, can someone borrow me a helmet??? I want to do some batting practice! #
So @Graemeshotsis's wedding is coming up in 12 days.. I wonder what my dad's side of the family wants pics of more, Bert OR me in a tux? #
RT @GraemesHotSis: @itradio I think u in a tux! #
How come none of my friends gave me a baseball helmet?? Is there going to be hail in Twincy? Ka-BOOM goes the dynamite! #
The sky is the color of split pea soup… where's a spoon? I wonder if they're serving it with ham!!! #
I'm awake and the sheep are counting me jump over fences! #
RT @m3ggiesue: Too late for Tylenol PM; too early to get up for the day. Welcome to insomnia limbo. [You and me both] #
.@tomgreenlive I'm turning 29 on the 30th! Every year I sing happy birthday to the both of us and throw piggys down the hill! in reply to tomgreenlive #
How much does it cost for circus tent rope & spikes? I just need 2 sets to keep my eyelids shut! #
I sleep on my left (deaf) side & tweetNpost on my right when I'm laying in bed! #
.@johncmayer Would you eat your guts if you could see them? in reply to johncmayer #
I plan on falling asleep standing up this morning! #
I'm done driving the stupid bus… someone else can drive… I'll jump & I don't care if anyone sees me! #
#20H8 (2days left) – Trained some current co-workers on the new system… change 2 ways of doing things and they "forget" everything #
RT @Crashfennec: Twooping should be illegal. #random #
You know what'd be a sweet Bday present on Friday? A #SHOUToMATIC from @BonaduceShow himself. Anyone wanna give me $10 to make this happen? #
.@BonaduceShow If you get drunk enough and feel up to giving me a #ShoutOmatic my name is Graeme (pronounced Graham) & my Bday is Fri, haha #
"Brain Salad Surgery IT will murder you, IT murdered me We made it for our enemy Brain Salad Surgery" Emerson Lake and Palmer #
With ITRadio being in my brain for over 5yrs, do you know how hard IT is NOT to want to capitalize "IT" when writing up training manuals? #
I'd sell/My soul/My self-esteem a dollar at a time
1 taste/1 taste/1 taste of you my Magdalena – A Perfect Circle (yup, i'm pasting lyrics) #
Sing IT! I know you will!!! Diamonds in my poo, diamonds in my poo poo… I may have diamonds in my poo….. Remember, i'm a ToysRus Kid #
.@amanjo lol… even though the JJohns was a 4sq update, the "This place turns money in to sandwiches" rocked the dilly-o! in reply to amanjo #
I wrote up training material at home tonight, but don't think for 1sec I didn't include a #twoop mention if they left their desks! cuz I did #
#20H8 This is IT…the last #20H8 day you'll ever see from me! I'll be #20H8 #039;in all day… I hope/think/don't think/poodle skirts/fish brain #
I am about to enjoy a blueberry muffin and a Mtn Dew… cause that's a good breakfast if I don't say so myself! #
Who crashed in to a tiny box on 694?? #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-07-22

Graeme — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 22:00:00 +0000

I have less than 25 days to get a haircut… and get 30 tuxedo black markers to draw on my tux, and drink 100 cans of #MtnDew #
Nothing beats loading up a craptastic workstation that takes 10 min before it shuts down… they need to up the RAM in these POSs #
Welcome to BUSTaGUT Kingdom… how can I take your order… where you won't get fries with that, just because you asked! #
As much as I'd love a new phone (aka Samsung Vibrant), I will wait until Q4 to see what Project Emerald has for the #androidphreaks #
drop it, drop IT, DROP IT!!!!! #
When I wake up,i know I'm going to be,I'm going to be the man that's #twooping next to you & I would #twoop 500m & I would #twoop 500 more #
RT @StrangeBrownie: @itradio you know what fuck you! I did drop it and my iPod fell in my cup of Mt. Dew! [That's what you get pozer!] #
…Living next door to Alice… Alice? Who the phuck is Alice? #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
Nothing…butt…trouble #
Quite often when my G1 and I alone together… I #twooping like nobody's business! #KingofTwoop #provenfact #notashamed #
Could there be life after IT ends? Wait… what? IT ending? Isn't the 5yr anniversary of ITRadio this shITerday? Why, yes, yes IT is. huh? #
Did I just give myself another ITea while working on something? Isn't that what happened with FTB (must…update…again) #
PHUCK… my battery died… oh wait, I wanted to drain IT for all IT's worth.. never mind… carry on with your lives and such #
Do bob sha bob de boo da … do dah dwee…. do dah dwum #
I didn't think it was supposed to phuckin' rain today! #
Mega! Kung Fu Radio is waiting in my car to listen to! #
My coworker has an #Evo .. I am not jealous… until she let's me play around on IT! ToT #
I am better than you if you think you're better than me! That's just the way IT has to be! #
RT @StrangeBrownie: Don't forget to listen to @itradio tomorrow or Sunday or any day next week, hell just follow him [phuck 2 the yeah!] #
SCORE! Corrina said I'm stupid, but I'm not really stupid… that's awesome! #
#20H8 2 weeks until #20H8 goes away… still need something for 2010/29 #
Look inside your shoe… you might have to put your face right next to it to see what I'm talkin bout… and who cares about the smell? #
Since I am The King of #Twoop I need to get myself a crown… hell, i'll settle for a tiara if need be! (Yes, I l.. http://htxt.it/l/FY6wrW #
What ever happened to cities on the moon? I wanna car that runs on water… (hed)pe #
Oh yeah… I forgot I had a rock hit my windshield this morning… every time i've gotten in my car, the crack is longer.. thanks mr rock! #
Also Mr. Rock .. I hope you're happy I get up at 7am to fix that windshield ya hit… i hope you never make it to another gravel pit! #
havin Archer Farms chicken alfrdeo pizza… not bad! #
in less than 24 hours, ITRadio's 5yr anniversary show will be happening!!!! #
RT @ids07: t-pain app for iPhone… MicDroid app for Android… that is all! #inthemarket #
#ff The S's @sTnez @stacheman @strangebrownie @SweetpNJ (suzen)@JueL @shaycarl #
.@itradio has been @ mentioned by 50 individuals and earned a @Klout achievement – http://bit.ly/dcYoYS [umm.. thanks? #TWOOP #
RT @amanjo: @itradio Holy balls, G, check this out! http://klout.com/itradio #
RT @TmoNews: I'll tell you this, those of you not happy with the Vibrant, or the Nexus, or the Slide, should just wait till September... #
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby, like you .... oooEEEEeeeooo.. ooohhh yeeaahhhh...diirrrtttt bbaaagg, no she doesn't know what she's missin #
RT @ids07: RT @oldspice: IF you only had 5 minutes left to live, how would you spend it?(via @bradkeys) http://bit.ly/ckKwJU [#twooping] #
The monkey drives the bus at midnight or baby ants fly to australia #
Holy @emojesus… IT's shITERday and IT's also the day ITRadio has IT's 5yr show! Holy @emojesus part 2… that's in less than 12 hours #
Just saw a dude on his way to Cental Ave wearing just a towl and smoking a huge cigar #
Home again & IT's nap time! i MUST get my beauty sleep before ITRadio, live @ 8p! http://live.tourettesradio.com T.. http://htxt.it/l/vpxQy5 #
Gettin' everything set-up for the "big" show tonight. PreShow music going live soon, show @ 8p CST – http://live.t.. http://htxt.it/l/TPSKmm #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
In honor of ITRadio's 5yr anniversary show, I'm grubbin #TacoBell & listening to David Cross on the PreShow stream http://htxt.it/cuR9 #
RT @dearkatemix: Just woke up. Apparently I was talking in my sleep about @itradio being on tonight. [http://live.tourettesradio.com] #
I'll be in "rare" ITRadio form tonight & DRINKING! Flying Dog Brewery inspired by Hunter S Thompson! http://htxt.it/6QMf Show in 15min #
I had to stop the 5yr show early… storm is a brewin.. didn't want to lose the 1/2 of recording… might go on tomorrow for podcast reasons #
Happy 3hrs early Birthday to the late Hunter S Thompson! “Buy the ticket, take the ride.” #
I need to shut down my computers… but i have a video on the MacMini i'm watching.. i'm so lazy to load it on the laptop for now #
So, I went to #TacoBell because of ITRadio… their X-Large cups sure look like their old LARGE cups… I'm glad #TacoJohns knows LARGE #
so.. science has "proved" that cats don't just meow because something is wrong… some are just chatty. I knew that for years, dumb science! #
For the record… scratch #
Butterfinger ads promote office staple violence! #
I brushed my teeth already, so IT's ok for me to have skittles for breakfast, because I don't have any Oreos! #
Remember pogo balls? I had a yellow one. #
My sister once won a wagon at a DQ contest… i think it was a radio flyer, too… The wagon however… couldn't read, talk or do math! #
I was going to have myself a #MtnDew but the #twoop fairy came for a visIT so here I am… sittin & #twoopin in the dark. #
I didn't forget that I just cleaned the bathroom sink, but I didn't put the soap back! I'm so upset, I walked out without even using water! #
Ok, I lied… I moved the soap back to the sink after my #twooping session. except I spit cleaned my hands instead! that's sanitary right? #
If I had a keg of gun power, and a gun, I'd go blow it the phuck up for Hunter S Thompson's birthday! #
I never played jacks as a kid… still have no desire as a fake kid… maybe that's why i #twoop #
Sharks will soon infest our sinks! #
About to watch the few episodes of Hot in Cleveland we fell behind on.. and monkeys live in my brain! #
I don't care if my mouth is burning… I should NOT have to wait 5 min for my molten lava cake to cool down after being cooked for 1min15sec #
Smelling salts do nothing for the soul! #
My hat is hardcore w/IT's paperclips! http://dailybooth.com/u/3t90w #
so what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd? #
I'm graeme… I do tings #
Not today not tomorrow, but a few days from then, I'll be stuffing my food hole full casino buffet! #
Shake your fist at everyone you pass today… you don't have to have a reason, just do IT! You'll feel better! #
#20H8 I need shoes like nobody's biz, yo! I'll step in 40 puddles. And soak my socks before finding "the pair"! #
#20H8 who said they could put work on my desk while I went to my car to get something? What? Do you think I work around here? #
#20H8 your answer was so all over the place, like, ya know, I have, like, motion sickness now and must find a vomIT bag. #
To think is just too hard! #
I picked up a new hat on Saturday and I'll have you guess what color IT is…of you said black, you are correct! #
Sittting on hold is a fun past time for me while at work… hold time = drawing time! #
Who knew you could talk about "being a mom again" after buying a phucking beta fish for 30 MIN. When IT dies, she'll cry for 30 DAYS! #
Sweet… went to Zumiez, 2 pairs of DVSs for $90.. not complaining at all! I feel like a chick or something, LOT #
Omg…she looks like a phucking gremlin! #
I have a great perverted sense of humor, but if I don't find you funny & you show/tell me something, no matter how funny it is,I won't laugh #
This WAS supposed to be a pic of my clean shirt with racing stripes, but that didn't happen, so you get this blurr http://twitpic.com/26vhm3 #
Please… pretend your a dog, jump out the car window and aim for the god damn phuckin' tire… you make stupid people look hella smart! #
I come from a land down under… you better run, better take cover…. if I phucked those lyrics up, oh wellz #
I forgot my shoes in the car, but I threw my others away already & I don't want to get my socks dirty… IT's true, IT's on the internutz #
.@SweetpNJ I still have to find a tiara! I'm working on some website stuff now that ITRadio (the podcast) is pretty much done and dead in reply to SweetpNJ #
RT @erincandy: Man I wish Jurrasic Park was a real place… Dinosaurs are badass. I definitely want to watch that movie now #
Bethany knows I need to #twoop yet feels the need to take her sweet ass time going #1 .. I can only hop/jump for so long woman! #
My new kicks… 2 pair of #DVS .. because you can't go wrong w/DVS and keeping my knee issue at bay! #fb http://dailybooth.com/u/3tvcy #
Who the hell laced up one of my new shoes from Zumiez? Hopefully IT was a customer & not an employee, because one shoe's lace was WAY OFF! #
Last week was a sad moment when I realized I need to retire my custom DC @TravisBarker #GhettoBlaster shoes. I had 'em since they came out! #
Now that the DC @TravisBarker #GhettoBlaster shoes are retired, I'm 100% #DVS except for my winter combat boots. My yellow shoes are DVS 2! #
.@MichaelManna @berger43 That wasn't any kind of shoe… that was a shoe-a-cide!!! in reply to MichaelManna #
Seriously, I'm stupid, so all you stupider people, get some smarts! I'm sick of acting smarter than I really am! REALLY, COME ON NOW! #
When too much social media/networking turns in to a socialmediafail, you must remember to K.i.S.S! Even I need to remember that! #NOTaGURU #
All laced up and ready for kickin'… but now which pair do I wear tomorrow? #fb http://dailybooth.com/u/3twhe #
I wear my shoes til they become sole-less! When I can't walk in to buildings w/automatic doors, I know my shoes soles were sold to Milhouse! #
During the interview on 1st July, 2010, Tricky stated that his new album titled Mixed Race is scheduled for releas.. http://htxt.it/l/jgx9jt #
When will be able to drive Technodromes to work? #
Because @joshfreese is watching Mulholland Dr., I have to ask those who've seen IT: Would the cowboy be welcome to The (Vandals) Cowboy Bar? #
Tuck 'n roll grandma, tuck 'n roll! #
I'm awake & might as well start yelling at inanimate objects, because IT's usually their fault for everything since we never blame ourselves #
I have no reason to feel the need to pick on inanimate objects,but they had IT coming for being objects of the inanimate! DANCE OBJECT DANCE #
Haha… thanks @dearkatemix for this sweet trailer for "Cop Car"… and I thought my issues with Inanimate Objects.. http://htxt.it/l/egLrFL #
RT @BillyFryBMX: Everybody follow @twooping! soooo dialed #
Who will save your soul if you already sold IT? #
#20H8 … 10 days left ToT #
There are no turtles in the parking lot and I want to see/save some turtles… and if you know me and jonathan the zombie, I like turtles! #
Don't make me go Pop the Trunk… with @TravisBarker & Yelawolf at the ROXY for the FM$ shoe release http://htxt.it/v/oBvb #
And the bass goes bump bummmmmmmp bbbbuuummmmmmpppp mother phuckas! #
I wish I had walls made of trampolines! and the floor and ceiling were made of flubber… then I'd bounce everywhe.. http://htxt.it/l/ihC5B4 #
Man… if you only knew how dumb that shirt makes you look… oh wait, is shirt a code word for something? am i talking gibrish? #
Man… sometimes, you make me laugh at how smart i am to your dumbness! YES YOU! #
I had a postcard from my dentist office for my birthday, but the packet of Skittles they should have attached didn't make IT… how rude #
I just saw a tropical balloon carrying it's litter of hot pockets… that for some reason smells like kangaroo toe jam! #
If I ever buy a fridge, I'll make sure it's a 3n1! A fridge area, a freezer area, and a water slide! #
"The Sisters" of Everybody Loves Raymond … Robert is about to do the monkey & clapping gimmick!! #
Ok… YAaaa YAAaaa YYAaaa YAAaaa YA! #
MUST.MAKE.A.PnJ.Sammich … that is all for now! #
IT's all I want! #
There is an easter bunny in the yard next door to Tammy's pl ace…I just saw IT #twoop colored eggs! And yes, IT had a phone, but IT's off! #
#20H8 – OMG-STFU … IT's a phucking fish, not a phucking dog and IT will not do any phucking tricks! #
My new kicks have pin stripe like pokeEdots on them der laces! #
I am learning stuff, but I'd rather be #twooping #
#20H8 – I'm not sure if IT's cooler to H8, or cooler to #twoop #
Who wants to buy me something? That's right, I'll even broadcast to the world what you've bought me! I'll even twitpic it and stuff! #
RT @wilsonweedz: @itradio I'll buy you a phone strickly for #twooping [seriously? How bout a Samsung Vibrant on TMob! IT's gotta B android!] #
RT @SweetpNJ: Can we bring the cosby show back but instead with a Jewish family in queens [and kill The Nanny!] #
RT @xfashionbombx: Just started playing around with my new cliq. Wonder if ill like it [you should, lol] #
RT @Yankee_in_pink: RT @k9leavings: @Yankee_in_pink I hope you know you can dump your steaming load on my chest any time. #
Haha, the landlord just told me a fire marshal couldn't reach the key box bx he's 5'2"… HE WORKS FOR THE FD, use your ladder dude! #
Damn IT Goober… we are going2get burgers, why did you get in the lawn chair? You need to get back in here! NOW! #
HAHA, @johnniriddlin made IT to the national news bx of Old Spice: http://bit.ly/9eUvCc I know that dude! (i've always wanted to say that) #
Note that cheese doesn't taste like cheese if you're not eating cheese! I know IT wasn't written anywhere, that's why I'm posting this! #
First a waltz… then a polka! #
.@amanjo on #JoanRivers #039;s How'd You Get So Rich, a coboy dude has a moon roof for 3 of his bathroom… one w/nature w/while #twooping #
I'm glad twitter wasn't here 6yrs ago when I had my last major knee surgery!I was on morphine & vicodin & #twooping would've been impossible #
I 1qtch cats walk, but I don't have a catwalk! #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-07-15

Graeme — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:00:00 +0000

I'm very disappointed in you all! I'm still waiting for that steak! #
If #Quiznos is trying to go green, why did they give/waste a huge paper bag for a tiny phuckin' sammich? #
Hopefully I'll be broadcasting @RefRobPage's big announcement tonight @ 7p CST since @espn won't! http://live.tourettesradio.com #
Whoever Oust'd the bathroom before I walked in just made my gum taste like their shit particiles! #twooping #
RT @refrobpage: @itradio its 8pm. Still hopin @ESPN might cover it… [that gives me more time to get my sound set up!] #
Hello…. my name is I don't know how to drive and breathe at the same time, but they still let me! Phuck heads!! #
After we get home from #SmashBurger I will not be on thr road again with these douche nozels! #
Finishing setting up for the @RefRobPage announcement that @ESPN won't cover. Catch IT live @ http://htxt.it/oZnU (sorry for the ads) #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
Major @RobPage/@RefRobPage NEWS LIVE 10min (8p CST) This is the news #ESPN won't cover but TourettesRadio will! ht.. http://htxt.it/l/LIEk1D #
.@RefRobPage Let everyone know to listen to your announcement live @ http://live.tourettesradio.com #
RT @kareemy: Alllll I see is Labron this Labron that. This ain't the presidential election. Shut up. All of you. #
One note from the @RefRobPage announcement press conference… Will there be a Best of DVD?: RP: A wise man once said, never say never… #
Never give your name to a piece of string, because IT might knot you up when you least expect IT! #
IT's time for imagination time… once again, the stupid PB&J sammich will be steak tasting… maybe I could cover IT in A1 sauce #nom #
I may want a flying monkey more than a hoverboard… actually, I want a flying monkey RIDING a hoverboard! #
Never wash the windows with a rock… it only gives you a breeze and birds will crash in to your wall instead! #
When will the pizza be ready? What do you mean I need to place an order… why don't you go phuck yerself!?? #
#20H8 I think IT's 10yrs ago today when I was supposed to see #NoDoubt & Lit, but noooo, they would play Warped Tour the next day ToT #
If today is/was the day I was supposed to see No Doubt, IT's also the day we were told not to drive an Eclipse in to a weigh station #
#20H8 why can't I press a button to talk to cust. Service? Why do I have to listen to 5 promts for automated crap I don't need? #
If there is a sign that says ALWAYS USE A COVER LETTER, don't ask if you need one (and yes, this person was 100% serious). #
Stop talking to yourself outloud…then when we question who the phuck you're talking to, don't try and clue us in on your moronic babble! #
Nothing but guinnesses! #
How do you tell someone they huff & puff every other breath? If I was a piggy, my house would have been blown the phuck down by now! #
My iPod is asking me Why So Serious? #
RT @StrangeBrownie: I just met a cool guy in my store, her was a gamer and nerd like me [so IT was a He-She?] #
RT @Syfy: Reminder: I'm giving away my #Syfy Flip UltraHD camcorder to someone who RTs this note by 5pm PT on 7/9- http://twitpic.com/22y6ls #
RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin heres a new track man http://usershare.net/3udjb5g9h94k #
I haz a new battery for my G1! IT's been 25 min running Pandora and only gone down 5%! #
I have baby slobber all over me! #
RT @JhonenV:I don't remember it ending any differently than this.What are they talking about 'Alternate ending'? http://tinyurl.com/3y53noy #
I think @tomgreenlive & @DavidFaustino need to go on a rap tour! I never saw this vid http://bit.ly/a8gYTz (have you @Yankee_in_pink) #
If you hardly try, you hardly fail, but the harder you try… the harder you fail & soon the fail will hit you more than IT already has! #
Goober did well, once again, with the former landlord's daughter… Lucy on the other hand runs/hides/wants nothing to do with her! #
I'm never changing my socks again… because IT takes forever to put both on… very rarely are they at the same time! IT's true…IT'S TRUE #
Where on Central Ave in NE Mpls is the best place to buy shisha for hookas? Is there any where else good other than Holy Land? #
A friend who has an #Android #HTC #MyTouchSlide can't connect to his wifis w/his encryption key… any suggestions? no router restart yet #
I still love watching the iPhone vs. EVO video over and over and over… because IT has the wifis http://htxt.it/v/3Kh7 #
I'm phucking wasted. I just took a shot of Target brand mouth wash, and IT knocked me on my ass! I'm surprised I can post this! #ImHardcore #
I have a sweet 80s/90s lead line going right now.. If I could only tweak the bass at 11:50p #
I'm not sure which is on protest:My eye lids not wanting to stay shut long enough to sleep OR my my sleep not wanting my eyes to stop seeing #
If I take my work underground… IT will be dirty! #
Go to the bathroom, point and laugh at the person staring back at you, and make rude comments… then feel bad for what you called yourself! #
I'll never wear one of those tacky #OffClipOn gimmicks… blue is not my color & bug bites = RED, bwhaha #
We shall all wear bags on our heads in 2043! And you will have to draw your face on daily, and if you phuck up, too bad, we'll point & laugh #
I've eaten chocolate covered crickets, but I've never spit a dead cricket 20+ feet, let alone spit a dead (or live cricket) in general #
My TravisBarker DC Ghettoblaster shoes are on their way out… coming apart right before my eyes, kinda, maybe… that makes me ToT #
Crank the bass… time to party #
Anyone want to bring me some chicken fried rice? I might not want it in 20 min… who knows, I could want chili later! #
rock the casbah #
Bethany and I just hung out with @amanjo … she met the cats … and found out that @EmoJesus is currently her co-pilot while driving! #
Hydroplaning is cool and all, but what about hydro#twooping? #
If we never had a spacebar, we'd have 1 word sentences/paragraphs and books would be hard to fit in any bag/backpack, car/semi/plane…etc! #
RT @wtfkrysta: New oxymoron: poop-alicious. Yeah, my boss thought of that one. #
What goes in…must come out! #twoop #
"Good People Drink Good Beer" – Hunter S Thompson … FlyingDogAles.com #FlyingDog http://dailybooth.com/u/3oofn #
No ITRadio tonight… why? Cuz a friend is turning 30 and we're supposed to stare at him getting older and fatter (from his mouth) #
I'm going to invent the kickstand! Don't tell me IT's already made…I read about IT on wikipedia, but I can't trust facts on the internuts! #
I'm going to drink Hunter S Thompson inspired beer/ale tonight…http://htxt.it/aDB8 and Ralph STEADman did the artwork! #
And at tonight's party… while watching the birthday boy get older… I might think… I'd rather be #twooping #
I did not imagine this, but I saw an invisible kid get hit by a car and this bike broke off in too.. and all three of his shoes flew off! #
I'm pointing my finger at YOU… now pull IT! #
.@cyanogen Thanks man. I've been using Froyo for a couple min and I'm bored with IT… When does Shortcake come out? ok, horrible joke… #
RT @AndroidSPIN: ROM: Cyanogen CyanogenMOD v6.00-DS RC1 for T-Mobile G1 / MT3G – http://tinyurl.com/2ex9d7l #android #
I admit IT… I Just Dance'd #
Stick a fork in the electrical socket… then, post the results! Do IT now…AND I take NO responsibility for your stupid actions! #
I'm scared while I #twoop that the bee/hornet that Lucy knocked out, long enough for us to flush, woke up while being flushed, stings me now #
I remember @Anderwebs made a simple ADWLauncher for ice cream! Now, IT's beer & makes complicated launchers. not sure what i like more #
Who the.. what the.. Some strange "woman" was on Cops w/the most phucked up eyebrows and talked about ppl in her attic trying to get her #
Peter Pan should have never made Hook! I mean, Hook's awesome and all, but why ruin Pan's life sayin he's old? and pirates didn't wear wigs! #
IT's too dang hot to be a #HoodieNinja .. even with a pillow case… and naked ninjas probably don't blend in to their surroundings too well #
#20H8 hey you driver, stop driving… your driving sucks, your mother dresses you funny and you call that a hair style? #
#20H8 – You better be proud of yourself lady… now i have to suffer the huffNpuff machine for the rest of the day! Grrr…splat #
Sweeeet! I haz a hot dog from Holiday corp's building… 5 min early too! hUt diggity dog! #
I answered a question with "4" and it had nothing to do with the question. no matter how much I defended my answer. They didn't get the joke #
Hahaha… I have fresh tar on the front of my shoe, so I wiped it on the tile in front of the toilet and it looks like shit smear! #twoooin #
poodle skirts are in fashion! you won't see them, but they are! #
Don't be clever, be a cleaver! I don't know what that means… please excuse this update… sure! #
RT @SHOUTcastRadio: Do you have the SHOUTcast Google Chrome extension yet? http://bit.ly/ahkyK6 #
RT @sTnez: Did slaves get paid millions of dollars to play a kids game? Jesse jackson is a douche. #
Who really lives in a pineapple under the sea? And how the hell does a pineapple live under the sea. SpongeBob has life made! #
shoe strings will be the new era of flash harddrives… if they aren't already… if so, my awesome idea is foiled! #
Why am I installing apps i won't even use… just because I can? who makes up rules like this? ToT #
You probably didn't know this… but my feet are really flame throwers and potato cannons! #
Oh yeah… Sunday Sunday Sun.. I mean Saturday Saturday Saturday! ITRadio's 5yr show is this Saturday! Be there! #
#20H8 If A + B = C, then a day goes by, but nothing changes… A + B will still = C. If it's the same as before, IT should be confusing! #
RT Conan O'Brien: I found a huge design flaw in my new iPhone. People get angry when I talk on it during a funeral. #
Remember when ITRadio had a fresh set of digITS? 206-666-4887? I don't! Now if I could only figure out what to do w/my GoogleVoice Twoop # #
dude… you are hammering that wood all wrong.. put your hand UNDER the nail, THEN take a shot… either way, I'll be amused #
RT @Yankee_in_pink: RT @k9leavings: If my anus was a children's book it would be a scratch-and-sniff. #
Pants or not…in 25 days, i'll be tweeting how @GraemesHotSis is crying before she takes her 1st step down the isle to the alter! in reply to GraemesHotSis #
No sit.. this is NOT a trick question, IT's just that every anwer you'll give us is, well.. WRONG #
dude… where's your deck? #
I just annihilated my mexican baby diaper, aka chipotle… and all i have now is an aluminum ball that smells like fajita! #
RT @johnny_bones: I'm voiding my bowels. [for @emojesus's sake man... the word is #TWOOP ] #
don't expect anything2write home about for the ITRadio 5yr annvrsy show… unless you give me good reason… like giving a flying phuck! =) #
#20H PLEASE FIX THE PHUCKING BELT IN YOUR CAR… every phucking morning… just when an insomniac might get that last 1/2hr of sleep #
I wish I was a clown… i'd have pie fights every morning! #fb #
The best music to listen to at work is music that sounds just like your work phone's ring…oops, I didn't mean to not get that call! #
Listening to Deadmau5 on random today… random dancing on peoples desks may happen… all while I swear and flick em off in the process! #
IT's time for everyone to do something! Like read this pointless tweet… I just wasted however long it took to read this! SUCKER #
mexican baby diaper #twoopin session going on up in hur! #
I hate getting asked the same phucking question from the same person who just isn't getting it, yet I love giving her the same answer daily! #
I'm going to cancel my tux rental for @graemeshotsis's wedding & wear my pirate boxers and draw my tux on w/"tuxedo black" markers! #
I must have done something right today after pissing off a co-worker for telling her the same answer to the same question. Hella quite now! #
Now take me to the h.o.s.p.I.t.a.l! #
I'm all for warm showers on hot (and humid) as phuck days like today… but water temps should not change, now my back is tweakin… PHUCK #
Monkeys fly out of my butt! #
I'm going to hire this monkey as my limo driver, once I have a limo… and a limo driver that's a monkey! http://htxt.it/i/zrrXZK #
I miss the mad cows! #
there are no fiddle sticks are not something you want to throw to OR at a dog… no, i did not do that! 1, don't have a dog and 2, no fiddle #
Tomorrow is the next step to the future where you will wake up and say…. damn, it's the future, I should brush my hairdryer! #
I took a walk today from my room/studio/spare bedroom/the cat's playground to the living room and boy are my arms tired. I need a nap! #
My heel itches. & my other heel is pointing IT's foot at it and laughing… oh wait, karma is a bitch and the laughing foot is tingiling #
You want to talk? don't meet me at the water cooler, drinking fountain or pop machine. instead, meet me @ the garbage cuz i'm a trash talker #
Pizza Hut's 39cent wings commercial tells me, if I want to IT's ok to be a smelly hippy & wear dirty clothes. Bitchin'…if I liked wings! #
I'm bout to (hed)2work & I'll be live on #BlogTV tonight around 7p to work on the new "dance" track I'm working on and find "perfect" sounds #
#20H8 they're talking about clipping coupons like they just came out. how have you made it 25/55yrs in this life for being phucking stupid? #
Key to maintaining my weight came from an ex of Tammys, if you're pissed, drink water! My coworkers talk too much to drink anything #
Anyone still use a chalkboard? #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-07-08

Graeme — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 22:00:00 +0000

RT @markhoppus: morning breath. my mouth just asked my teeth if they farted. fixing that situation and then heading to the studio. #fb #
#20H8 .. I will not fake laugh if what you say/do isn't funny! #
I've worked at my jarb for 7yrs to the day… #fb #
My toe feels like it should be cracked, but I don't want to take my shoe off… wait, maybe I do! Mwhahaha… MMWWHhaaHHaaaA #
I need to land a job creating 4-letter words… it'd be 2nd nature for me! #
If you said 4, you are correct! #
I plan on going live sometime tonight, probably about 7.. work on music or phuck around with samples. we'll see ht.. http://htxt.it/l/VY0ZVK #
The Fonz never had #twooping sessions, let alone twitter, so that makes me cooler by default! Long live the #KingOfTwoop Eeehhh #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
Got a couple ideas saved in my never ending quest to create song ideas in Live. There will be a show Saturday night! BE THERE #
If trees could talk, they'd bark and we'd put shock collars on them… then they'll just turn in to sorry saps… onlt if they're maple! #
RT @jenjenfukker: i like the way Q looks on my phone. looks like a big fat sperm. fat boy sexy sperm! [hahaha] #
What smells did you smell when you woke up? Me? Cat poopies, cat piss, and the fresh smell of a dumpster… oh, and my chicken taco! #
#20H8 being at work watching lists compile… watching paint dry is better entertainment! Dance paint, dance! #
Because my right eye lid keeps twitchin, I've realized IT's growing legs, will remove ITself from the socket & clone ITself with a new me! #
Today, I'm walking on 2 feet, but in my mind… I'm skipping to the loo! #
I will be posting my new (attempted) era pose (aka facebook pose) later today… including double peace sign. I be stylin' peeps! #
#20H8 STFU you never ending verbal masturbating chicks! you have no idea how stupid you make yourself sound! Me? I know I'm stupid, so yeah! #
Monkeys fly because the Wizard Of Oz said they can! #
The World Cup has never been the same since OJ's famous ride! IT's like waking up on Saturdays without cartoons! Not sure how, but yup! #
The world knows when you try too hard… IT catches up to you way before you ever realize that fact… if you even realize it. #
Going with Bethany, her mom & sis to the Twins game tomorrow… 1st time @ the new stadium and not the 3D video I worked with last year. #
Oh… tomorrow's shITRday! ITRadio @ 8…Maybe I'll be a lobster cause i'll lose my emo-ness @ the twins game. Does my body know how to tan? #
Finally saw the Super Mario Brothers played on the violin (live) vid… you can too. not bad, haha http://htxt.it/v/pOeB #
I've been listening to In This Moment's cover of Blondie's "Call Me" over and over tonight… that must mean I like it?!? #
JTHM's Director's cut… best comic ever… one of the few "books" i've read all the way thru… EVER! http://dailybooth.com/u/3kjck #
If Glad or Hefty never made garbage bags, would the world have anything called "trash"? what about landfills? WHAT ABOUT SAFETY WARNINGS?? #
You tweet like a girl! #
Thnx to Lucy having a need to play w/everything in the bedroom, I'm up to a great surprise. E-Xtreme 1.9.1 for my G1 w/FROYO (android 2.2) #
RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin me & my boy just laid this track down called "twoopin while poopin" http://usershare.net/0zsjdgeqzzyd [SWEET ha] #
.@TrevorCreech How can I download the Twoopin' while I'm poopin track?? I can't use .exe files (from imesh) #
Who thinks they can just waltz in, start up a chat, then leave after only ONE post… that's my job people! MY JOB #
In 11hrs 30min… ITRadio should be on the air… sun burnt & drinking a MtnDew (still 1.99 @ Target!)… cause that's how I roll! #
I was about to fart in Bethany's general direction, and she hit me for some reason, and the rippage happened… scared the shit out of her! #
Hanging out in a booth at The Loon before the Twins game in 90degree weather… why did I forget to wear my sun dress? #
First time @ Target Field off 3rd base line! http://twitpic.com/2250cn #
Twins up 4to2, top of the 8th… I need to #twoop #
I'm home… Twins lost… Going2Shower, then hook up the for ITRadio on shITerday!!! http://htxt.it/PPWV Show @ 8p CST #
Just for the record, before I go live… I'm not just The King of [all things] #Twoop .. I am The Whole #Twoopin #039; Show! BTW… #twooping now #
RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin me & my boy just laid this track down called "twoopin while poopin" http://bit.ly/dcNlL6 [for @BrettStolz] #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
ITRadio is live… I'm going to talk about boogers, farting, and #twooping cuz IT's what I'm good at! http://live.. http://htxt.it/l/moH56l #
#TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja #Twoopers Teenage Mutant Ninja #twoopers Teenage Mutant Ninja #twoopers .. flush after going #twooping power! #
RT @JavaJunky: Lots of beer can for breakfast. I mean BACON. Frick! >.< #
I finally rolled, moved, & fell out of bed half n hour ago… I'm going to work on stuff today/tomorrow & 2 those tuned in last night, tnx #
Who's jupming on their bed today? I might, and I'll probably fall off too trying to land some insane trick (which is most) i've never done! #
Whenever you're bored, and you don't know karate, start kicking the air like you know some moves, even if people are looking!! #
I wish I had some sand to build a castle… like you're going to find me on a beach to build one… that's funny talk! #
"Dude, go shit in your hand" – She's out of my Leauge … best new movie insult I've heard… should be in the top 100! #
RT @jenjenfukker: it's a fart of july #twooping session. #
If you were cool, I'd give you a big PHUCK YOU… but you're NOT cool, so you don't get the cool big PHUCK YOU, so phuck you! #
About to listen to the new Deftones album (Diamond Eyes) while I work on WordPress… IT should be eventful I hope! #
Pa-pa-pa powwwwwwwwwww #
Holy macaroni…cookies don't taste like cooks #
Why isn't my phones police scanner not working? #
I need to leave, grab some grub before I donate platelets at 8a in the morning… slept for shIT, but a nap will be in order when I get home #
RT @SweetpNJ: @itradio what do you call a dinosaur with IBS? Poop-alot-a-pus! #
93x must be bored today… Marcy's Playground's Sex and Candy… nothing wrong with that, but I blame Patrick DJin. Righ now! #
I returned my RedBox video… ate some BK french toast sticks and I'm now in a Donar Visitor Parking Only spot… and IT's not even 8? X_o #
Does anyone have a. Q-Tip? The inside of my deaf (right) ear itches! #
I think IT's nap time after 3 hours of craptastic sleep and a blood gimmick donation…then more web work and time jammin time #
If the foot falls asleep… the giant can't kick the field goal in the final round! In other news… giants who have feet are myths! #
Not sure what Bethany's talking bout with her mom, but she's laughing like a hyena! #
Awwww yeah boyyyy… #twooping like IT's my day off or something! #
I will never convince myself I can take on Brock Lesnar anytime, anyplace… I'm pretty sure I'd go down before the first punch reaches me! #
I'm not counting chickens until IT happens, but I hope to get really back in to SM once I'm done Fear and Loathing in Social Media! #
Bethany: I hope I don't get HIV from cleaning chickens, I have a cut on my finger. Me: I don't you need to worry. B:Weird ppl screw chickens #
#20H8 I hate talking about the weather, but IT wasn't supposed to rain today, and from 12-4, IT rained with little black rain clouds! #
RT @RyanNyquist RT @GlennPPMilligan In 'Back to the Future',Doc sets clock in the DeLorean to a day 25 years in the future.Today is that day #
I know Back To The Future's 25th anniversary is today… for the 1st movie… I still have 5 years before I get my phucking hover board! #
RT @amanjo: @itradio Screw the hoverboard. I need a COLOR CHANGING HAT! [phuck that... i want the air drying clothes!] #
Damn… in one day, 3 needles. 1 to test my blood, one to steal my platelets (for a good cause) and a SureClick for Enbrel! #
New Podcast released, LISTEN:: ITRadio Ep. 290 – When She Punched Me… I Farted! http://bit.ly/bJG5jp #
I can predict the future… and in the future, this tweet will be a thing of the past that you can point and laugh because you can, damn IT! #
I want to take a ride on the magic bus… if it has some lasers going beeooooo beeeeeeoooooooooo splat #
RT @SweetpNJ: Maybe I'm hungry instead of horny I get those mixed up….. #
RT @Wersching: I'm missin' 24 on Mondays…so I will post my own ! http://tinyurl.com/26hh6cx #
In case you need to write it down… no show this coming saturday, BUTT July 17th will be the ITRadio 5yr Anniversary! 5hrs for 5yrs? #
#20H8 how the phuck do get lost leaving a mall? Oh, it was raining hard? If that's the excuse..errr… I mean case, then IT makes sense! #
My toes want to file divorce from my feet….they no longer get along! #
#20H8 my shoes soles are worn like a mopho! #
45 seconds on the clock… power level 5 #
My fake as phuck Monday of craptastic and boring…hows ya'lls ding dong diggiy? #
Just had the awesome un-hit single by IT, "Whole Lotta Sex But No Sex Drive" start playing in my brain! #
RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin new track called "Drop A Deuce" hahahahttp://usershare.net/wa1qiocwhk12 #
Only my friend could have some bad ass allergic reaction when going leech hunting… some people's kids i tell you! #
RT @VixynKitty: Nothing but your mom. #
Taking care of some website/search engine issues… I love websites that ask you to alert/flag something for them, but give you an errors #
Who needs pants? NOT ME! Shorts are where IT's at! #
.@ThatKevinSmith Are you going to release any of your Smodcasts in 8track form. I'll give you time so I can find a player in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
I'm not one to say watch HLNews (unless @BonaduceShow is on being Bonaduce), but Betty White is being interviewed by Joy Behar right now! #
RT @DJ48: @itradio eats his own socks soaked in elephant juice from sri lanka [thanks #ThatGuy #
I like fish, sushi, clams, crawdads, and seaweed, but I do not do fish sticks! #
.@Droobastank I'm trying to bring the twitter world to just admit we all #twoop and remember:try to out #twoop your last #twoop tweet] in reply to Droobastank #
RT @twooping: @Droobastank dude. just don't give up #twooping just because you're not original! haha… #Twoop your brains out for me to RT! #
Holy phuck… I think I just RT'd one of my own RT's from another account. I've probably done IT in the past, but IT feels dirty…and sexy! #
Goobers layin all upside down like a Goober does & then I hear a meow outta Lucy sounding like The Prodigy's Charl.. http://htxt.it/l/3qwOQr #
dear advertising peeps… some people have ADHD/ADD when watching YTube! Not only do i kill your ad, but I don't watch the intended video! #
When the cheese no longer is present . someone better buy some more or some mtn dew… and cheese! #
Failure is the key if IT is the password! #
There is a fork, inside a glass pan gimmick, inside the kitchen sink, which is inside the kitchen counter top, which is inside the kitchen! #
Will you shut up for one second? No one cares, so please stop being a turd face and flush yourself! #
#20H8 If you think something is so phucking stupid, why waste my time talking about it for 20 min on what should be a 3 min convo? #
RT @JueL: Question… Can insanity bring on more creativity? Or is it creativity that brings on some insanity? [My answer: sgudjsdsj haha] #
HEY… why arent you acting stupid today? Be stupid monkey boy so i can laugh! #
I like to listen to the voices in my head…not the voices from your mouth… #
A coworker is having some test done and she read she's not supposed to have caffine, so she dumped her fresh can of 7-Up! 7-Up = no caffine #
#20H8 – I'm sorry, but if I have to re-explain the same thing 5x ina row, then don't get bitchy w/me because you can't follow directions! #
I don't care . I don't care… I don't phucking care! #
I igured out what I'm naming my 2nd kid after "13"… First name Yuri, middle name Nate! <– this is what gets me .. http://htxt.it/l/lOgEk9 #
For @amanjo because she has autotune on the brain and for @Yankee_in_pink cuz ITs @johncmayer http://bit.ly/9iVZRi … I sing this weekly!! #
There is no way you could even touch the untouchable! #
Are you in? A..a… are… you… in? #
The closest I've come to doing a FB DuckFace pose! http://twitpic.com/23f7mn #
Somebody water colored the freakin sky! http://twitpic.com/23f7mr #
Either you bring me a steak for breakfast, or I'm going to have to use a lot of imagination to make my PB&J sammich taste like steak! #
#20H8 just overheard "I think the reason I'm the size I am is because of all the food that's brought in that I eat at work" self control ppl #
#20H8 2 new words I hate: consideration and conversion! Those two words = easy excuses to say you don't know how to do your job! #

Twitter Updates for 2009-03-30

Graeme — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Damn you screen for turning on when I turned on the MacMini! I was going to go back to bed…an hour ago. But noOo YOU MADE ME SURF THE NET! #
Before I attempt a nap, I started bouncing down Ep 238 of ITRadio. I listened for a bit and was laughing at me swearing. Is IT wrong to do? #
Going to get Bethany and I some grub… and the phucks upstairs are running around in circles above me. #
Reformatting an eMac for Bethany’s sister, uploading the newest episode of ITRadio and cruizin’ the net for dumb things #
Yesterday we had Earth Hour. When is international twoop and twooping hour? Not one long twoop session, just in that hour you twoop it up! #
Billy Madison taught me two things: IT’s cool to pee your pants, but IT’s NOT cool to be emo! #
WeirdCookie Wirefly: Testing out @ww3′s SL TweetHud and I’m testing IT here http://slurl.com/secondlife/Baines/91/108/21/l #
RT @jenjenfukker RT: @xxabsentxx: Going To The Mall Now! SEND! http://www.lunaticradio.com/ #
I have a headache…and I had a post ready but never hit enter… Just did some tests with @ww3′s TweetHud in SL. Now to start photoshop up. #
This is how smart I am… I know my throat is scratchy and I decided to eat some salsa and chips. It’s making forget the scratchyness. #
WordPress peoples, please help! http://www.feedthisblog.com I’m using a sticky as my 1st post and my bio/gravitar show up 2x #wordpress #css #