These three places are times during your day you stop concentrating, start to daydream and your mind works in the background as your thoughts go on autopilot. I’ve realized this and I’ve also come up with the solution on harvesting the ideas.

While you’re driving, have a voice recorder nearby, call your own voicemail or Twitterfone your idea. If you do use Twitterfone as a source of recording, be sure you want the public to hear your ideas or use/steal them for themselves.

When you’re showering, your options are limited, but you can use a voice recorder. If you don’t have a voice recorder, check your phone, because most new phone models have a voice record function and don’t forget, you can always dry yourself off so you can write down your idea.

The easiest (and best) place to get and record your ideas is while you’re sitting down on the crapper. You are able to text a message on your phone, call your voicemail/Twitterfone, use a laptop or you can go old school and bring in a pen and paper.

I know these places aren’t everybody’s choice place for ideas, butt (pun intended) if you have ideas, write them down! Even if they are the worst idea when you look back at them, it never hurts to write them down. If you know someone who might be able to put your idea into motion, make that connection. Getting the idea is the first step, but to see that idea realized, you need to move the idea forward!

Also, don’t try and force the ideas, because usually those are the ones you want to flush!

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If you’ve been using Twitter and are staying current with the trends of Web 2.0 and social media/networking, you would know you can have your Twitter or Ping.fm account to update all of your social networking site’s status messages at once and you update your status anywhere and everywhere you possibly can.  You let people know you woke up, that you’re about to drive to work, that you’re at a sporting event or concert or your foot itches, butt (pun intended) have you ever updated your status to say you are dropping friends off at the pool and admitted IT?

Wait, what did I just ask you? Do I update my status messages where?

Just admit IT, you’ve done IT… You’ve taken your cellphone/smartphone or laptop into the bathroom and you’ve updated your status.

You might as well tell everyone what you’re doing because you tell them everything else in your status messages.  Simply tell them you’re ‘taking a twoop,’ ‘twooping, ‘sitting on the twooper’ or let them know that you just ‘twooped.’  OR, if you are an anti-twitter user like my co-host of ITRadio, Frosty, a ‘fake twoop’ is the term to use for anti-twitter users that still update their social networking status messages from the toilet! (I know, why is an anti-twitter user using twitter words? Frosty supports my shit, that’s why!)

Where did the terms ‘twoop’ and ‘twooping’ come from?  IT generated from Twitter user’s ‘tweet speak.’ Tweet speak would be changing the the first letters of the verb or noun you are writing and using “tw” instead. An easy example would be pooping turning in to twooping.

I wasn’t the first to use twoop and twooping in spring of 2008, but I was the one who started using the terms on a daily basis. Once I started telling people I was twooping the twoop, I couldn’t stop. I’m not afraid to tell people where I am or that I’m going to the bathroom and you shouldn’t be afraid either. You buy toilet paper don’t you or are you too scared to do that in fear someone might see you buying it (IT’s a true story. A friend of mine didn’t want to buy TP in case a pretty girl walked past him and it would ruin his chances with her.)

Try doing a search for ‘twoop’ or ‘twooping’ on Twitter and you’ll see @itradio all over the place as well as family, friends and fans of ITRadio | tourettesradio.com.

You can add @twoop and @twooping for retweets of other Twitter users using twoop and twooping!

I’m so proud of my twooping skills and thanks to @BeerBear for saying he would buy a “I’d rather be twooping, LOT” hoodie if I made Twooping Gear on CafePress (http://cafepress.com/twooping_gear) and I did.  So, do yourself a favor, let people know you’re twooping the twoop right out of your butt and when you’re not twooping, let the world know what you’d rather be doing!

I think I need a T.A support group. Yes, that’s right Twoopers Anonymous, LOT.

AND if you don’t know what LOT means or you haven’t figured it out yet while I’m giving you time before telling you the answer… IT’s ‘Laughing on Twitter.’