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Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-12-30

Graeme — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:00:00 +0000

My 'rents are watching my sister's dog for the day… I'm glad I have cats who #twoop in the catbox… opening the stupid bag took FOREVA #
Cleaning up tiny ass turds from a tiny ass dog, and trying to pick up the poo in a bad is all new to me… w… http://hellotxt.com/l/hdIoIQ #
I would've given a tip @ Gloria Jean's today, but the chick thought I wanted to pay w/$5 and $1.10 on my card bx of noisy christmas shoppers #
Also at the mall outside Old Navy… dude to another dude: Damn, I wish my nephew would get his ass out here so we can go and get stoned. #
i tried TRIED tried to "like" or use Flock… RocketMelt is hands down my fav… my feedthisblog.com review will be short and sweet! #
I just cut up chicken for stir-fry… i think my parents need better knives, but what do i know… i don't cook! #
I bought milk and Mtn Dew, so I might as well drink them right? RIGHT? left #
I might go live late tonight to work on some music after watching Despicable Me… I think IT might be a movie about my life! #
About to work on some tunes… tomorrow, more brainstorming, and hopefully finishing the update on suzenjuel.com #
I'm pretty sure I went to bed around 1ish… I woke up at 3:30 wide awake… back to Ableton to listen to what I fished up last night … Z? #
Man, I wished I lived in The Burbs and Tom Hanks was my neighbor… If that was the case, I'd watch people take out their trash in their car #
PHUCK… SHIT… DUDE… DeMiezzzzz…. the karate kid will kick your ass! #
I have no need for a surfboard, but I'd love to have one attached to the xB just because. If people asked If I surf, I'd tell em no! #
Man… that @twooping and @twoop guy are up at this hour? what kind of non-sleeping people run this stuff? is IT you @EmoJesus #
Dave's not here… #
Can someone go to #kwiktrip for me & bring me a couple of hot dogs, a chicken sammch, a pizza burger, some cookies, & cheese, lots of cheese #
I'll be uploading the newest demo & possibly the "final" "Who Wants More…" track after I eat breakfast @ #SoundCloud http://htxt.it/Vvmk #
Just uploaded the "final" version of "Who Wants More…" on #SoundCloud Check IT out & let me know what you think plz http://snd.sc/gKi0E4 #
#h81o – I'm all for insomnia and i hate complaning about it, but i'm still wide awake since 3 after attempting to fall asleep @ 1. Z? #
sushi fish for lunch w/a #MtnDew followed by veggies,chips & salmon for dinner w/a great tasting MtnDew =2yr christmas eve dinner tradition #
The easiest day to go Christmas shopping, hands down, is Christmas Eve… the mall & even PACKED grocery stores… no lines what-so-eva! #
i have 10cc stuck in my head…ticka ticka timebomb tickat ticka timebomb… very underrated in my opinion! #
About to watch The Santa Clause w/the family… state your name: Topo Gigio #
Holy crap sticks… found my #GreenJell � Three Little Picks cassette single, 1992, Zoo Entertainment… http://dailybooth.com/u/6v4g3 #
In 50min, IT is @EmoJesus's bday (cst)…he is like one of Santa's Elfs… as old as dirt! I wonder how long IT took him to perfect hot coco #
RT @nineinchnails: Happy Holidays! http://www.nin.com/?id=99939 #
No matter what… #
This #twooping session goes out to the dude who gave me today off! Happy Birthday @EmoJesus, this #twoop is for you! #
Check the new "final" version of 'Who Wants More…'on #SoundCloud http://htxt.it/Rxrt (Also changed my username to soundcloud.com/g_raeme) #
.@EmoJesus Since @strangebrownie will forget!Happy phuckin' birthday,todays your special day,happy phucking birthday,i hope you eat cake,YAY #
Merry #twoop mas to all, and to all, a good flush! #
Morning everyone! Merry Christmas to all, or happy Saturday depending on who/what you are… Santa game me a screamin monkey on a parachute! #
I am about to hit the road back to MN, but can't leave WI without stopping at #KwikTrip on Christmas for some Mtn Dew and Gas, duh! #
Made IT home from WI… time to unpack and there might be a chance I'll go live tonight.. it IS shITerday yo… http://hellotxt.com/l/NRVM88 #
RT @ambiejen I think someones prank texting me..: http://me.lt/6kUlL [a'right you caught me, BUT it wasn't me...] #
Playing my new tracks w/iTunes Visualizer because I can! Tune in: http://htxt.it/kd0S #
I didn't trip over the the laundry basket by mistake… IT was very calculated move a true laundry basket tripper-over professional can do! #
The can only redo Home Alone if Macaulay Culkin is the dad, and Biff turned in to the angry uncle… who still eats all the cheese pizza! #
Attention Catheter users… they can ship gimmicks desecretly to your door… Merry Christmas, they send a month of free! #
good morning morning morning morning, i made it out of clay, good morning morning morning…i'm not sure what the phuck I made (not #twooping #
Waiting for files to transfer from one HD to another HD, just to reformat/partition, and re-transfer the files BACK takes #FOREVA #
In just over 2yrs, I managed to pull off 199,999 tweets about who phucking knows, BUTT somethings just gotta go… @itradio, it was nice… #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-12-23

Graeme — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 22:00:00 +0000

I want some beer cheese soup… and a #mtndew of course… oh, look, a mtn dew…now where is the beer cheese? #
My headphones are so phucking awesome that some people can't see them and try taking to me anyway! #
Shake your fist time!! #
I would like to thank the squid who liverd their lives to die and become my salad! #
#h81o – the old dude who kept bumping his package against my ass while waiting in line @ the post office… yeah, i wrote it that way! #
#h81o – yes, i will have an attitude if you claim to read an e-mail and then question the e-mail when everything is spelt out for you! #
This is not breaking news, but old people smell! #
Talked w/my mom last night who's still @ the hospital for her knee & told me she had good food. i'm thinking that was the morphine talkin #
Bethany makes a kick ass turkey sammich… i don't even need to pretend it's a steak! #
I was hoping Hollywood Undead would have a decent new album…"Hear Me Now" sounds like Linkin Park!… http://hellotxt.com/l/o03Cc9 #
.@ids07 there's no point in getting the Nexus S. No 4G, no dual-core and lack of an SD card… I'll keep waiting, fo sure! in reply to IDS07 #
I can't get in to my SMW? WordPress admin… WHY WHY WHY? I know #Dreamhost will help me ASAP because they're awesome like that! #
DamnIT Google, why am I not getting a Cr-48 to test? Well, at least #Raven posted his 2nd blog… I hope he makes me chuckle! #
Check this video out — Raven's Blog – December 15, 2010 http://t.co/3lFO4AH via @youtube #fb …ummm…. PHUCK #
Just watched @shaycarl's newest Vlog & 12min mark is the best15 seconds of awesome. #Babytard #039;s "I farted/I farted" best line of the year! #
RT @IAmJacksBot: Ow, Christ… why the ear, man? …Guess I fucked it up..No, that was perfect! #
I have an idea for a new #twooping gimmick…. must stop procrastinating…. wait, no i shouldn't! #
RT @3liza: Tron ends. Credits. Audience pauses. Lone guy yells "BALLS." #
What was in the mix before Twix? #
I never play musical chairs while #twooping because i wouldn't be cleaning that #twoop up! #
Smack My #Twoop Up! #twoopingsongtitles #
I want to live with the monkeys! But if they throw a banana at me, our friendship is over! #
Now i will drive Tammy home and we will have a good chuckle at other drivers! #
I think a cr-48 is coming my way… if not, I will be emo emo emo ToT ToT ToT … DOT DOT DOT #
Pinocchio was nothing but a liar, and he had the nose to prove IT! #
Searching for Christmas lights was a whole lot of nothing, honking at chicks on cellphones? yup, and SmashBurger after? Umm…duh #NOM #
If i was king of the forest… I'd have an awesome log cabin… and i would never leave, but everyone would fear the phuck out of me! #
Unn..tiss…unn…tisss…. unn unn unn..tiss…. IT's what i'm hearing now over, and over, and over, and over #
The best "LIVE" version of Smells Like Teen Spirit… This is the only way i'd sing IT at karaoke, because I… http://hellotxt.com/l/kmLgot #
Lucy just had her yearly nightmare of pictures with Santa… this year, Santa's head got chopped off in the printing… #
ARGER-PHUCK…. I was going to go live and work on the new tune,BUT my external housing my samples is being a stupid phuck(hed)! to Best Buy #
10 employees in the computer section and I was in the same section for 20 min… 1 talked to me, but to make… http://hellotxt.com/l/8k5lH3 #
Rockband 3 was supposed to go UNDER the tree… not just the CASE under the tree, and the game itself in the wii! Oh wellz #
Donkey Kong sucks… you know something? YOU SUCK! #BillyMadison #
"That was the grossest thing I ever heard in my life…" AND the world misses Chris Farley! #
After attempting to rock out to Freebird on Rock Band 3, I will no longer yell that at concerts… only in my head…PHUCK that song is long #
Rock Band 3 or take a shower? How about Rock Band 3, take a shower, then more Rock Band 3? OR, I'll move the TV to the bathroom to play! #
RT @erincandy: Wow I forgot how trippy Rocko's Modern Life is.. I feel like I'm having an acid trip [Tell Mr Bighead I said high] #
Phuckin' a'right a new demo of "Who Wants More…" will be on #SoundCloud in a little bit. Almost said phuck IT! #
Newest demo of "Who Wants More…" hosted on #SoundCloud .. What do you thnk? http://snd.sc/hQIkyN #
I think I should create an Android & iPhone app that lights matches for you during #twooping sessions! #
How about matches that smell like roses when you strike them before #twooping Do they make scented matches? #
Why did I play 12 songs in a row on Rock Band 3? IT is your fault…. yes you… now to StumbleUpon stuffNthings! #
I was just told to run around in my underwear! I'm running, I'm running…… #
HEY! @JueL is going way back and playing a song she wrote before CDs… tune in: http://htxt.it/nPzL hit play in the sidebar! #
Please be kind, and rewind… or at least let me know what you think of the newest demo song (update) on #soundcloud http://htxt.it/jGkK #
How much is that mongoose doggy in the window, the one with the robotic tail… #
Rock your head like it is filled with dirt and butter and pudding pops! #
#h81o – 10 days left of h81o'n on 2010… and i haven't figured out how i'll hate in '11 #
Happy #twoop day to you! #twoopingsongtitles #
I hope UPS shows up today with my "secret" unbranded package… well, i hope it was being sent to me… don't let me down #googlegods #
Dag nabbit, my contract is up w/tmobile today, but i dont want to upgrade until dual core is out… google/tmobile give me a free phone! ha #
So do i wait for CES to see if #tmobile has new super duper Android phones coming or do i just go for the MT4G? #
there is no way you're going to win this race! #
Just give me your name and I'll do the rest…. I'll even let you take a lap in my moat! #
If I could punch my TV and it would end a run of commercials, IT would be that stupid online university commercial…it's stuck in my (hed)! #
I have 2 feet, and so do you, unless you know, maybe your family tree is a stick! #
Who wants to go make a snow angel, then once you're done, I'll lay down where you just were and claim your work as mine! #
I'm watching the start of Raw… When did Michael Cole learn big words? I think he is lip syncing! #
If you got a christmas card from me… would you expect a #twooping device in the picture? YES? That's what I thought! #idratherbe #twooping #
I wish I had a monkey here to scratch my back & when he/she/it is done, I would return the favor and pick bugs out of their hair for 'em! #
I can honestly say I don't remember life before computers, more so Apple… like the Apple ][e… Sticky Bears is where IT was at then! #
The Bryan Danielson/William Regal was too short, but probably the best match of the night (i'm 2hrs behind, what can i say?) #
I don't need KFC to have grilled chicken! #
Where is my surprise? Why didn't the UPS guy stop? he should have been here with my "surprise"… now i'll be pissed if B gets one & not me! #
I want a metallic #spork for christmas… 365 of them, so i don't have to wash them for a year, because i wouldn't have to! #
You gotta fight! #
Must we play? MUST WE? How about we just create a set list, then take an intermission? #
I sure could go for some pizza and ice cream for breakfast… not ice cream alone, because that won't fill you up for shiznat! #
Where the wild things are will be where i will place my moat to float on my boat! #
Keep your head buired in your hands and no one gets hurt! #
Man, i really want some ice cream before i scream that i want ice cream! #
i think my lunch is good and dead… the instructions told me to stab the cover with a fork over and over… DIE MICROWAVABLE LUNCH DIE! #
#su fix_permissions reboot… DENIED #
Parents, don't let your kids grow up to be yuppies! #
Once a yuppy, always a yuppy! #truefact #
Horray… IT is almost @emojesus's birthday, that means he'll be even closer to being as old as dirt! #
I am going to drive to an eau claire tomorrow morning in a car made of Eyesk Ream! #
You smell like a monkey's uncle! #
You can take the rock out of the band, but you can't take the band out of the rock! 3 times over!!! Rock Band 3 before EC here I come! #
This #twoop goes out to ask my hommies in the 763,651,952,612 & 715! #
ROFL… i just read the best, most accurate review of something… it made me chuckle… #
Gravity Killed was robbed by Manson for Personal Jesus! and i hate to say IT, but #justsaying #
WHAT? TRON has Coke as a sponsor/ad deal? phuck that, I'm not going to see it… i have a legacy to uphold… i just need to know what it is #
The 1st season has all the halloween episodes, or it's a seperate DVD? #
I'm going to eat a turkey sammich… an AWESOME turkey sammich Bethany made for me on the way to EC so I can wait on my mom hand and foot! #
If i'm Home Alone & I think the Wet Bandits are going to show their crooked faces, i'll throw them off by Rocking Around The Christmas Tree! #
My mom charges her work Blackberry in their upstairs bathroom… gross! #
(hed)ing out for a bit… 1st the mall for Gloria Jean's, then somewhere else… then ovrer the rainbow on a unicorne! #
Nothing beats #TacoJohns Nachos Navidad and giving Frank some of the cheese who just came upstairs #
Watched Toy Story 3 with the 'rents tonight… even Frank came up to watch the end of it… or get some attention… either way, he did both #
Have you ever tried walking down the stairs, while watching yourself walking down the stairs? I just did… and I'm going to do IT again! #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-12-16

Graeme — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 22:00:00 +0000

i thought i gave myself a papercut, and the only audible noise from my blow hole: phuckin' puckin' watermellon sucker! #
Being apart of this new systm dev. group @ work has put a damper on my tweeting and #twooping game… that's for darn sure! #
bounce with the beat ya'll! #
About to watch #ModernFamily from last night with bethany. then work on my 12.6 track: Who Wants More… & yes, the dot dot dot is in there! #
And it goes bee doo bee ba bee da booo #
I like paydays, but not Payday #
Let me tell you something, its a lot of fun in lala in lala land! IT might not loo it, but inside i'm doing the mumbo!Quote The Fonz! #
"now what's cool?That #Weezer let Happy Days do a spin off of the #BuddyHolly video! I mean,the Fonz did the same exact dance move for move! #
I have the perfect animal/pet gift for someone, but I need to know first… how long do dust bunnies live for? #
I don't like talking in 3rd person, butt g.raeme does! #
Holy macaroni… this #MtnDew tastes like tasty spaceships! #nomnomnom #
IT isn't a good idea to sing the high pitched part of "Anal Beads And Things" by Page the Village Idiot while #twooping at work! #
BULL! #
Forever will #KwikTrip be my #BestBuddy to hold my #MtnDew .. now to eat some sammichs! #
chillin w/frank downstairs at the 'rents… in other news, 1million log cabins were destroyed to post this post! #
I had taco johns for dinner, but I didn't say anything until now… #
IT has been a month since I did my last 12 useless posts in a short amount of time… well, add 8 hours… w… http://hellotxt.com/l/ODzzaP #
I am stuck in the land of cheese… and I want to go to SEARS or OfficeDeopt… I have tings to buy! #
What do you have to do? #
I want steak for lunch & that's not happening… so whatever my mom makes is what i eat & pretend it's steak… even if it is a PB&J sammich #
Who wants to go to Sears or OfficeDepot for me and pick up a Viewsonic G for me? @HeatFan, by the time you get here, the snow will be gone #
HOLY PHUCK… I'm going to live stream tonight… from the laptop mic on #BlogTV .. Maybe i'll turn Skype on, too… BE THERE! #
can someone convince my parents that I can be ungrounded to go to Sears? Once I get back, I can be grounded again. I'll even do a nice show! #
Being 29 and grounded by your parents is boring…. they won't even slide cheese under the basement door! in other news… me+blogTV tonight #
Someone buy me a HumV so I can stop being grounded! Show in a few hours #
Don't tell my parents, bx i'm grounded, but I'm streaming live from their basement! http://htxt.it/1kSp #blogtv #grounded at 29! #
Rick (bengal cat) showed up on my lap for 30 seconds… enough for a picture… then moved just as q… http://dailybooth.com/u/6l5hx #
Man, I wish @peeweeherman could rush over my very own Jombi! I'd so wish for a Mtn Dew over being ungrounded. I know my priorities! ToT #
Thanks to my dad and the dude from across the street, i'm no longer grounded at 29! On my way home on 94…no backroads this time! #
IT may have taken 2.5hrs to get home & caught a glimpse of the "new" outdoor Vikings stadium… or at least I think that it was the stadium #
Want to know what my "welcome home" present was? NO WATER… i need to #twoop and take a shower. Maybe I'll take a shower in Mtn Dew! #
PHUCK YEAH! The water is back on… That means I can shave/shower & #twoop I want to celebrate by doing cartwheels in the apartment halls! #
GFY water system… I almost started to take a shower before the water was turned off… AGAIN #
What I learned being grounded @ 29… @rickthorne is in Mall Cop (only reason I watched), Bourne series is cool, & my parents had no #MtnDew #
#h81o – I wish i was grounded again…. except next time (aka next week) I'll bring my external harddrive, my midi keyboard, and MTN DEW! #
I think I'm going to find someone who posts as much as I do, and just repost what they post, and IT'll make me phamous! #
i had a text from someone at 12:55 that simply asked: "do you fart shit sticks?" not Fish sticks, butt shit! #
Will you stop dropping your junk all over the desk? tammy is trying to sleep under her desk and doesn't need to hear your junk hitting stuff #
Might release a demo tonight of the track i've been working on the past week tonight on #SoundCloud com … word on the street: my best yet! #
If you imagine who you're already imagining things, is the imagination you're imagining real? #
Wipe your hands please before you touch the cheese! #
The start of the newest track on my Clocks Lost In Time EP… "Who Wants More…" #fb http://snd.sc/dN5Wir #
My mom is having knee surgery today… and next week is payback (from her) for my 4 surgery hells i put her through! lol #
#h81o – as long as they talk, i won't turn my phone call… oh, and double that time until i do turn on my phone.i'm still workin regardless #
Kool and the Gang are going to phuck your day up… just watch, you'll see! #
Someone at work scotch taped a craptastic "tree" of tinsel on her door & it's already fell. when asked about it "no one put it back for me" #
My mom's knee surgry went fine… only did a partial.. and she is all hopped up on her morphine drip! #
I would rather be grounded again than being at work… next week… next week… next week #
.@nowthissound maybe we have the same mom! is your mom Gay, too?? in reply to nowthissound #
If you get the chance, take a couple min to check the start of my new track: "Who Wants More…" on #soundcloud http://htxt.it/fGUo #
yyyeeesss… this is peggy! #
I wish I had a bed of nails… not sure why, but one can wish, can't they? #
What are my "work" plans for being grounded @ 29 next week: updates to @JueL's website, updates to my site, and working on tracks #
Mongolian cheese heroes to the rescue! That should be a band name! #
I miss waking up in the morning, eating Oreo cookies for breakfast, and watching @peeweeherman before going to school all before 6:30 #
"The future is bull shit!" Quote the Raven, nevermore. #
Getting dressed and ready for work listening to Tricky's Ghetto Stars (i missed his show last night, again) http://youtu.be/spBiWsgJOd4 #
Don't forget to pick up the litter on the side of the road… and throw it in the car of someone you don't like… IT is their problem now! #
Sometimes I want to go a rant like the hotel clerk in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.. and sometimes the seat is cold… #twoopin #
Please take in to consideration the situation could be scary and unacceptable! #
phuck the phuck! #
Phuck… your job is not to shoot a rocket to the moon! #
Pull up a chair and we'll talk about stuff… and get me a chair and #MtnDew for me… #
Tomorrow we should all wear shoes on our ears… and socks on our eyeballs! #
HelloTxt is set up as my homepage on #RockMelt .. still liking it better than Flock… MINI sidebars with MINI icons look better #
Krankin' up @Deadmau5's 4×4=12… starting with Some Chords of course… all while working on tourettesradio.com ITeas GET OUT OF MY HEADS! #
p.h.U.ck #
HEY… YOU… Guess what… Z? #
Today, I shall listen to tracks on #SoundCloud .. what are YOU listening to today? #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-12-09

Graeme — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 22:00:00 +0000

RT @SweetpNJ: 2 loads down 1 togo tomorrowz! [hahah... you said togo] #
Snap your fingers! #
Have you ever wondered, because I wondered IT right now… Do you tink @emojesus had a dandruff problem? #
Who's wearing their lobster boxers today? #
After 2hrs of WordPress editing, i think I'm done working on my work's new system & now i'm emo because the demon baby img is gone #twoopin #
Holy crap… you need to clean your balls! … If you just took that the wrong way, you have issues! I'm talking about computer mouse balls! #
Choose your words very wisely! #
I don't complain the weather & i don't complain about the snow,i complain about the stupid ass mother phucker who drove w/o lights on on 694 #
I don't complain about the snow, i don't complain about the weather… i won't complain about my wiper flying off (at the gas station) #
Smoke alarm is going off…. windows are wide open…. fans are a blowin'…. this better be some good phuckin' chicken caesar pizza! #
Don't let the #FCC betray us. Demand real #NetNeutrality Accept no substitutes: http://freepr.es/egkmqk (via @freepress) #
.@mikekinney51 When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone! Did they here me? I'M LIVING ALONE! I'M LIVING ALONE! in reply to mikekinney51 #
RT @RealityTC: Waking up. Apparently the secret to sleep is running out of code red. [#dewthedew] in reply to RealityTC #
Monkeys just flew throguh my window, then they patched IT up and walked out the front door! #
Sure cows can talk…they wouldn't make movies and cartoon with talking cows if they couldn't talk…duh #11 11 #
I'm pretty sure IT was our landlord, but major props go out to him for sweeping off everyone's cars in the p… http://hellotxt.com/l/kmAfc0 #
Phuck… no talky talk of ITRadio tonight… might work on music, because SOMEBODY, not naming names, forgot his laptop at work #
Sweet, thanks for the idea #ThatGuy @DJ48: that itradio is a boring show mabe they should just make electronic music and eat chipotle #
Dumbie gola foawn fui kha lomeay potea zrpol…. #
The squirrels are playing tunnel warriors or something… #
"#twooping in the name of" #twoopingsongtitles #
RT @krix: I like my clothing to make a statement. Today's statement is the same as every time I wear black. "I have cats." #
Crap… this game is cooler than #AngryBirds because IT is called #FlamingZombooka2 (requires a computer!) http://htxt.it/h7iW #
Most of the cheese in the world is cheese! #
i wish I had a 7-11 nearby, just so i could let you know i'm going to the 7-11… that's nearby! #
Whoever started the rumor that if you make faces, you're face will stick that way never saw it happen! #
Happy #twooping to me… #twoopingsongtitles #
Holy phuck… #Blink182 #039;s Official Blink-182 Facebook page reposted my Augmented Reality youtube video! http://htxt.it/L0Dg #
Direct link of the The Official #Blink182 FB Wall post that linked to my video! https://www.facebook.com/blink182/posts/178470572164520 #
Umm… why does our new #Kodak #esp7250 print quality suck, no matter what settings I try to make IT look like the original scanned pic? #
If you mute or turn your TV off at the right time during a #ColgateTotal commercial… they tell you to stop brushing… so i did! #
Can't go wrong with turning on AbletonLive8, laying down a bassline over 1 loop you've been listening to for 4 days straight #
I must start thinking about lunch… because my stomach told me to do so… or did IT? #
Lemon juice…. in your eyeball! #
Howdy doody Mr. Ed! #
#h81o – "ARe YOu SERiOUS?" if someone tells you something, don't question their statment… No, i lied #
What will happen first? a new demo track to be finished? or another #twooping session, I think #2 will happen before the demo! #
Imagine that… I waited until my Dec 20th Tmobile Contract date… and BAM: Samsung Nexus S (the Nexus2 for Android) is released Dec 16th! #
My stomach says IT wants brains for lunch…. BRAINS BRAINS BRAIIIIINNNNNNNNS… in other news, i'm hungry #
Mwahaha… Tammy ordered before me at #JimmyJohns and I paid & got my sub #freakyfreakyfast compared to her slow #freakyfast service! #
Do you ever want to turn around, tell ppl to STFU because no matter how much they talk, their lives are fucking boring! #
Who is a 4666? #
i don't want to know what you do, or when… that doesn't pertain to any of my friends/follwers… just some CLs and LDs i can't stand! #
What if you lived inside someone's mouth for a year or even a week? IT'd be a hot 98.6degrees and you could wear shorts and stuff! #
"Here's a present… IT's candy…" thanks for ruining the surprise ass hat! you ruined the fun of getting the same thing for 4 years! #
The best moment of my day so far: getting 5 yellow skittles in one handful… AWESOME! #
I think to simplify new/old websites… feedthisblog.com will also include music rather than ANOTHER domain…for the time being #
Donkey Donkey Donkey goose egg donkey butt, finger shaving FOOl! yup, that is what you are! #
Does anyone have, or tried the #Kodak #ESP7250? I've gone through 10 tests and changed color settings, yet it still prints faded and dull #
If i woke up, and there was a hamburger floating above my head…. i wouldn't complain! #
If you sell windows indoors. people won't see how sunlight will shine through… to their soul! #
who wants to go to a stupid phone meeting?? ME ME ME.. why, because i can draw pictures! #
#h810 let's give g.raeme half ass'd info to find an account because we don't know what info to give him after 6yrs of working here #
I wonder if @deadmau5 really phucked a squirrel in the ass… if you don't know what i'm talking about, Project 56 baby, Project 56! #
i'm a robot! #
Mind the gap #
RT @amanjo: Trying not to let work royally piss me off. But I think that ship has sailed. It's the USS Fuck You. [phuck to the phuck yeah!] #
I must… do… something #fb #
Note to self… Your FTP Program is NOT your MP3 conversion program … in other news… spitting test tracks & loops out of Abelton's ass! #
PHUCKtaSTiC #
Killin' time… just killin' killin' time…….. #
Today is wear your shirt backwards and monkey hat day! #
#h81o – sometimes… people should stick to being sticks in the mud rather than "helping" before asking #
If i was as cold as ice, or you for that matter, i wouldn't write a song about IT! #
Famous Dave's rib tips are in my belly… #nomnom .. in other news, I didn't get full ribs, because I'd be walkin' round w/BBQ sauce al day #
Not now James… we're busy…. #
Phuck Phuck Phuck… mother mother phuck, mother mother phuck phuck, mother phuck mother phuck… #
You know what the clues are… just follow them until your nose gets caught in a mouse hole… #
Oh, I forgot to raise my fist and shake it at the computer screen… so I am doing that now! PHUCK YOU SCREEN OF SCREENY THINGS! #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-12-03

Graeme — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 22:00:00 +0000

You must go to Perkins and buy the first ballon you find… even if you need2push a kid down to get it away from them! #
Take me to the T.U.R.K.E.Y #
#fortherecord … Fruit Salad and I have never gotten along, nor will we ever get along…. In fact, I won't even try that shiznat! #
RT @stacheman: i'm also thankful for twitter because i can say what i want and don't have to stfu so don't tell me what to do [phuck yeah] #
#h810 – Man, doing whatever i'm not doing is awesome! #
One must pick where to #twoop and i sure as phuck that I will pick the cleaner bathroom… old cicks crap is worse than dude crap! gross #
Who is bringing me sooshi fish, a hamburger, or a huge pileOribs for lunch?? WHO WILL DO THIS FOR ME? YOU? AWESOME!! #fb #
Someone had the hicups, so I told her she's preggo… 3rd party: "i'm never heard hicups being a sign of pregnancy" *blink blink* X_x ToT #
How can you still pretend you're an expert or have any clue what you talk about when your told 95% of the shit you say is wrong? #
Someone bring me some pudding pops! If they are Jello pudding pops, bring Bill Cosby with you! #
Stop flashing the light in my eyes? what am i talking about? i don't know, i wasn't paying attention. well, phuck you then! when&where? #
IT's after Turkeyday… will the cheese store have cheese balls, or just more stupid ass cheesy poofs? #
I be breaking fists over coconuts! if i had coconuts that is…. at least i still have my nuts to walk away with. <–wtf am i talking about? #
The day after TurkeyDay, I'm thankful that turkeys are big fat meaty birds, because I get to have cold leftovers and CHEESE! #
RT @amanjo: .@itradio Well, I am truly never on FB! I'd rather hang with the badasses on Twitter! [does that make me a #twitterbadass ] #
Good morning…. the time is 6:03… (hed)in' to EC for a bit later on, but instead of catchin' Zzzs… I'm working on bass/lead tracks #
Doing a headstand would probably help my back… but that requires motivation to do that, and the 'motivation' part of things is missing! #
Sitting w/Bethany at an oil change gimmick… she's never been to one where you sit and wait inside the car… then Gloria Jean's! #cocoloco #
i needed to #twoop when i was at the EC mall, but i made it back to the 'rents for this #twooping session! http://yfrog.com/f7l3k0j #
Christmas Bell Rock, during the holidays, is always awesome to hear… reminds me of #HomeAlone and some kid was just yelling: toga! toga! #
Waitin for the rents listening to The Big Cheese… man, their DJ should stick to playing the tunes… the naked guy story wasn't that funny #
In no time, the time will be then! #
Don't be late for the date with your mate up state! #
this is a real post (not that mine aren't real to begin with)… the APC40 &Live8 will be in use in 15min to continue working on new tracks #
If Russel Brand changed his brand… would that mean he changes his last name? #
If i have to put the DVR, i'll tap that button… just you watch… ya see that? yeah! i tapped it! Never saw IT coming! #
RIP Mr Nielsen…. Hopefully this doesn't cause the 4th, or 5th, or eleventeenth 'death' of sinbad. #
Like, i always wanted to totally be, like, ya know, a valley girl, when i, like, grew up, ya know! now where is my bubble gum? #
Need to play some music to start your week? How about mine? AND you can download the mp3s! http://soundcloud.com/tourettesradio #
From the depths of where IT came from comes… whatever the depths of IT can pull out of it's magic hat! Maybe a roomba? #
Look in your desk drawer to find what you weren't looking for! #
So, Microsoft created a "guru bar" to go against Apple's Genius Bar… So just like a SM Guru, the microsoft "gurus" are half ass at best! #
#h81o PHUCK… i'm hungry now, PHUCK… PHUCK, i'm not hungry later, because i'm hungry now, and if I don't eat, i will eat my brains! #
I'm going to have #osakausa (in bloomington) for lunch… sooooshi fish to be exact. Better be 1/2 way decent! #nomnom #
IT depends on the wind if you're going to send an e-mail, talk to me, or write a phuckin' note? At least there's only 1 way to #twoop #
I'm going to build a house made out of sugar cubes… in the desert…. inside a cave (in case it does rain), but I'll still have a moat! #
What's my obsession with wanting a moat? I don't even have a house…. Maybe I should just own an island! #
RT @shaycarl: A 99 foot quadruple backflip!!! Just made my bucket list. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwoI9t0e11k [phuckin' krazy!] #
The weekly heroin shot (aka Embrel)I took 4 weeks ago that left a nice bruise FINALLY went away the same day I had to do that leg again! #
Stupid f'n WP/CSS code getting the best of me!!! I shake my first at you in RAGE! Now that I said phuck it, Ableton8 is opening! #
RT @04codyoneill: @joeyenvyatl @mncorbin Punk's shirt is great!!!! #coltcabana [i 2nd that] #
RT @DrColtCabana: RT @TheCurtHawkins And I thought the Scotty Goldman shout out at the Slammys was amazing. Haha. #PunksAwesome #
did you just suck the crap out of me? #
RT @ConanOBrien: Used Cyber Monday as an excuse to surf porn sites for “bargains.” [i think @stacheman beat off (himself) before you did] #
Is Dec 20th here yet so i can 'dump' my #Tmobile 2yr contract and jump on to Beth's TMob plan? my new phone & Tab are waiting…waiting ToT #
Remember when Moday nights were AWESOME on Fox w/PrisonBreak & 24? What will i do this spring? at least last spring 24 was still on! #
Now that ITRadio has taken a back burner, the twitter name change might happen. can't do @weirdcookie since some kid took it yrs ago…hmmm #
I really need to know why i can't sleep without socks on, let alone go around w/o em either, but wearing one is just fine?? what gives? #
DvR is great…. unless you're "watching" in real time, but trying to miss commercials, but you end up back in real time… i shake my fists #
#mitchhedberg needs to come water my hard to reach fake plants before they die! now if they would only start to wilt if wilt the crct word!? #
Bring me the head of m-m-m – #MaxHeadroom #
Since when did I only get edge in this room? #twooping #
#h81o OMG, STFU…i don't care about the same holiday story & questions you had last year, and the year before that… and then… #
I've seen eviction notices, no trespassing notices, but i've never seen "unit unfit for living" notice…. glad IT isn't my apartment! #
RT @socialmediawhat: Check out the new Social Media, What? post: What Is The Best Social Media Browser? http://bit.ly/fnPNEm #
hey, @arikcannon & @stacheman, look who has a mother phuckin' twitter account! @PaulyMShore!!! *mini-tribal* in reply to arikcannon #
And I quote (myself from a recent IM): it is like a pillow fight w/o lesbians making out at the end! Who cares what I was comparing it to! #
what the phuck are the convos going on? #
I don't want to go to your stoopid party! (i don't know who's having a party… don't mind me) #
phUck! I swear I wrote 'gullible' on the ceiling of my room… where the phuck did I write it? @brettstolz, do you remember? #
I'm trying new Flock 3.5 — check it out at http://www.flock.com … a Social Browser! #
OMG @ Target during lunch… some uppity Edina chick said she needed to pick up BLINKER fluid right before she picked up WINDOW WASHER fluid #
No, sorry, I'm not just NOW having lunch… more like I'm having my 2nd lunch… gosh #
Why is the WordPress site I'm working on for work not showing the posts?They're published, I know they're there, but can't see at Home level #
Fast foot freddy from Fargo faught for free food forgetting fast flowers frown! #
i'm sorry, but i will not post my #twooping face… of course my #twoopinhshoess from time2time, but no #twoopingfaces coming from me! #
The village people were never really people… unless they ate your soul! #
Today, the fists will shake! #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-11-25

Graeme — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 22:00:00 +0000

Start a fight with the person on the other side of the mirror… and in a fit of rage, punch the mirror when they mock you! #
If you don't have friends, then you don't need to pay anyone to like you! #
"i didn't get a free t-shirt (because you didn't sign up for one), so i'm not going to recycle!" umm.. yeah, thats scary thinking there! #
About to head to #TheTripleRock eat some grub and see @Tumbledown… I wonder if The Triple Rock has the bacon flavored vodka! #
I think Bethany may have died a few times after talking with Mike Herrera of #Tumbledown / #MxPx .. very cool dude! #
One more band, then #Tumbledown @ The Triple Rock! and i'm full from nachos while playin Blingo #
RT @RealityTC: Joan Jett should cover Girls Girls Girls. ~discuss [that would be bitchin'!] #
I'm up, I'm up, i'm up… great show by #Tumbledown #RecklessOnes #TheAnchorWindlass & #MikeMidwestern was bad ass @ #TheTripleRock #
I think I'm going to create a spin-off of Angry Birds, but with cows… and toilets… Angry #twoop s)! you will fling cow pies at toilets! #
i never forgot to forget what i forget to forgot… cause i forgot about it! #
beepsNshit <– yup, that's what I wrote… take that to your ear hearing thingyMAbobs and listen.. when I release it #
.@common_squirrel do you ever pee or poop? more like twee and #twoop I think the @common_squirrel needs to have a #twooping session! in reply to common_squirrel #
RT @amanjo: Got home to find the cat had smeared shit all over the kitchen. I cannot get drunk fast enough. [yummy yummy yummy] #
Man, I'm about to eat some EXPENSIVE #BurgerKing .. $75 worth for 2 people!… well the $75 should have been $15! ROFL #
Tomorrow night @ 7 or 8p CST, a very special live show… or just a show, with myself, g.raeme & @VooDooStevie… more deets tomorrow #
RT @Kittykatgrr: @RealityTC @itradio I blame you but it's really Jacks fault! [what is this Fight Club? We are Jack's whatevers? lol] #
Jack & Jill went up the hill to throw rocks down at cars. the cars drove up, and ran them over… now who's going to clean their mess up? #
RT @JueL: i'm gOing to pretend the Bug I just saw flying across the room, was a fairy…yep…… [i am gOing to dO that tOO!] #
.@JueL just posted: 'i'm gOing to pretend the Bug I just saw flying across the room, was a fairy…yep' i must make my Os big all day lOng! #
i prObably fOrget in 10 min, because a bug will float across my room, like @JueL's bug fairy thingy did, and i tOO will think IT's a fairy #
Here's to being lazy…. so someone go and fill my car w/gas, drop off my Redbox DVD, & get me a phuckin' 44oz of #MtnDew please, #
Thank you no-named static site that gave me the simplest of HTML code that i was looking for… and when i'm talking simple, i mean SIMPLE! #
So, what you doing tonight? Sitting around and looking for something to watch? How about watching myself & @voodoostevie on #BlogTV & stuff #
The live #BlogTV stream is up and running w/tunes… show w/@voodoostevie starting at 7p CST! http://live.tourettesradio.com #
Live from my apartment, IT's ITRadio & Voodoo Radio, on #BlogTV in 30min http://live.tourettesradio.com BE THERE, music is playin now! #
i've been freaking out for like, 30 seconds… do blind people know what yellow snow looks like? #
umm…..about that thing….yeah #
RT @tumbledown: Tonight in Minneapolis was off the chain. Great crowd. My boys were great!! #
As I'm slow cooking BBQ wieners… I'm creating the long overdue website for the @twoop,@twoopin,@twooping,@twooped,@twoopingshoes accounts! #
.@XPortal – Premium Virtual World Products for Second Life; #VirtualWorlds Avatars, 3D chat http://t.co/xoLTneS #
Check out the Official Site For ReTweeting Your $#IT! The act of tweeting whilst going #2 #Twoop #Twoopin #twooping http://t.co/rvqEJPj #
The moon will be painted red once the invisible paint is delivered to the zoo by circus fleas! #
Break out your poodle skirts, its time to go to the stock hop and twist again!! #
I go to the store, but I never left the house, so I didn't come home with the hot dish made for the clown faced ninja named doodle jack! #
#h81o – i am missing my left eyeball's training wheels for the motercycle! #
and i sing: a dabba dabba dooey dabba dooey dooey #
Why ask someone what band they saw if you know damn well you won't have a clue when you get the answer? stop trying to act hip, ya square! #
I need a room at a mental penitentiary So lock me up with maximum security The doctors say that they don't k… http://hellotxt.com/l/ZOPuIB #
don't get between me and #mtndew you know the #mtndew will beat you when you least expect IT¡!!¡ #
i will defend my castle with flying three toed sloaths while i chill on the deck of my yacht, which is in my moat! Why? cause i can! #
There seems to be a lot of lettuce, some ketchup, and a tad of mustard on my drive home! #
Random @DJ48/ThatGuy IM: is that toilet water purification system ready yet #
Holy crap… the top of that night shade has dust on it… someone should clean that off for me! I'll give you a wheat cent! #
That girl was pissed! #
Just because the gimmick on the box states something or other blah blah blah, just do it blah blah blah…ask questions later! #
How many auto dealers have "the event of the year" in the next month and some days? i had something else on this, but i forgot. #
#h81o – ummm… again, why do i have to do the talking at the training sessions? #
Sometimes, you shouldn't ask questions, even if you don't get IT… i'm sorry, but i can't dumb IT down even more for you. #
Stroke the furry wall…. stroke the furry wall #
i will not mind phuck those who don't deserve it, even if you need to mind phuck them to get your point across. you can't train the stupids #
I wish I had an east coast attitude to make it day2day… it wouldn't solve anything, but least I wouldn't have to give a shit! #
Person A: i hate having to eat out after work all the time? Person B like tacos? (person B didn't realize what she just said) #
RT @chrisloach: #twoop http://yfrog.com/5m9b3ij #
Social Media my ass! #
Take the space out… and add a dot com! <–that's my rap, and if you don't get it, then you can't repeat my awesome rap, BOOYA MUTHA PHUCKA #
Anyone own a house w/365 toilet devices that flush water through it's bowl? 1 for each day, each w/a different theme! #twoop dreams all! #
Holy wozers Batman… i am watching the 2nd half of a 2 episode gimmick… Robin just climbed up a wall… POW!! ZAMM!! BIFF!! #
Some say you can't step between a dude and his dog, which is fine because I don't have a dog, but I have cats, so don't touch my #mtndew ex #
Do fireflys ever have problems with the rain? How do they keep the fire burning if they get rained on? do they have firefly houses? #
YankeeHater turned 60 today? That beats Wiggly out as ITRadio's oldest listener! Its my bird's birthday, i gotta go. #
This #twoop is for YankeeHater and her birthday… even though she doesn't use the twitter. #
#h81o – i am here to inform you that my OG soup does NOT smell like potroast…. plus, potroast doesn't smell! #
g.raeme's pre-turkey day tip: If you don't want to sleep after eating turkey, un-convince yourself that the … http://hellotxt.com/l/FqY0le #
I would've ate you, but for some reason, an 'h' showed up before I ate, therefor, I couldn't eat you, just hate you! <–ok, that bombed #
Ok, when is the Axl Rose/Kanye West "Biggest Douches w/Egos" tour happening? #
i had a great idea for a country song & i forgot how it went.IT had to do w/drawing a picture of your face & flushing it in the #twoop #039;er #
Can I haz a ride to Perkins for a pre-turkeyday turkey meal please? i'm sober, i just want someone else to drive, mwhahaha #
People have names you know #
i'm thankful for #twoop #twoopin,#twooping,#twoopingshoes, @emojesus, & this site: http://htxt.it/b7qY (did you realize this was sarcasm?) #
I wish my body was mic'd… It wasn't my stomach, but it wasn't a burp (or gas)… damn that sounded phuckin' wicked! #
RT @katiepalm: Do people ever have kitty play dates?[my gf & i's youngest used to have them w/her sister's cat. po'd other cats ruined that] #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-11-18

Graeme — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 22:00:00 +0000

To the driver of a white SUV, MN License Plate RXD-512 & your stupid ass co-workers… phuck you for scratch… http://hellotxt.com/l/MNIdoL #
Also, for the lametard that tried pulling the excuse of "the owner of the car just got it" doesn't put you i… http://hellotxt.com/l/uXSiOT #
make me laugh and i'll tell you if your joke/comment worked to really make me laugh… or i'll give you dirty looks! #
New avatar pic… made by me! I know you're jealous, haha.. works well with my #SoundCloud tracks!… http://dailybooth.com/u/60rls #
If you would like an ice cream cone… go to the ice cream cone store, duh… but be forewarned…there will be no ice cream inside the cone #
Are you part of the #ClanOfTheDuck I am! #rugrats #bestclipever… http://hellotxt.com/l/koGvMO #
Sometimes, I try & fool myself by pretending I forgot about twitter, fb, myspace, livejournal,& social media… THEN i open my eyes again! #
If the world is on fire, will Chicken Little still be worried about the sky falling? #
RT @amanjo: RT @conanobrienswyf: I wish I could press 2 for Spanish when I'm talking to my mom on the phone. #
Re-Dun-Dant Re.Dun.Dant…RE.dum.Dant re.DUM.dant #
Hooorrraaaayyyy…. working on my work's new system updage WordPress page…. on my MBP… pretty sure #iamawesome LOT #
Have you ever opened up a #subway sub the day after? Man… it looks like someone chewed up my sammich and spit it back out! #nomnom #
Got the website up and running for work w/the email sent with seconds before i bolted from the place that pays me! #
Hmm… where am i? oh yeah, exit 28… my reg. 1st stop going to EC… #kwiktrip time! #
i'm having an emo moment while i #twoop @ the 'rents because i drank all my #mtndew from #kwiktrip ToT #
Having #geektalk with my dad! what chu gonna do about IT?!? #
I don't like Crystal Lite… i've never tried, it, but i won't like it if I do try IT! #
thanks @amanjo… now i have "idea for a movie" by #TheVandals in my head… pretty sure my movie would be called Super #Twooping #
Really WallyMart? 2 lanes open @ 10:30pm? SERIOUSLY? In other news… no 'people of walmart sightings' just morons buying 100+ items #
I picking up a cheese ball on the way home… to go with the 4 boxes of crock pot liners and glad wrap i bought yesterday night #
"do you want a cushy chair… are you sure you don't want a cushy chair" – random convo in an @emojesus basement #
"what do you do when the organization becomes successful?" – BURN IT… BURN IT DOWN! #
I've had requests for #customavatars like mine. I'll work on some on some live. Want one? Let me know… donations will be accepted! #
All #Android users/lovers should listen to Dj Shadow's 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Beats' – find it…listen to it! #idratherbe #twooping #
Anyone want to youtube themselves sticking a knife in a electrical socket? don't blame me for your stupidity, but I'll give IT a thumbs up! #
Check out some new music today! @Juel: http://htxt.it/atQd @Deadmau5 http://htxt.it/ahGH myself: http://htxt.it/Xeqd #musicians #
When @emojesus crys… rivers are formed! #
.@stacheman I just saw your screencast of me from last week @ http://twitpic.com/33yfb0 HAHA… #blogtv #screencapture in reply to stacheman #
Man, driving in the 75 degree weather without a cloud in the sky is awesome! #
Man, having a #SmashBurger in a cool 65 degree day without a cloud in the sky is awesome! #
So, there I was at a cheese store, looking for a cheese ball…i was a lady behind the counter & she holds up a bag of cheesy puffs! umm NO #
Remember when @RyanNyquist used to be cool AND #twoop Now, he's just cool., BUTT doesn't have #twooping sessions anymore & it makes me emo! #
Man, sitting poolside in 70 degree weather, listening to tunes, drinking a vodka tonic, and staring at the stars is pretty phuckin' awesome! #
I think I had cat litter in my eyeball… seriously, it was in my eyeball! #
I'm asking you one last time…. what did you do with the bacon? #
i can't tell the Goober and Lucy apart… i removed their collars, which means they are naked! that's right… NAKED NAKED NAKED #
Awesome convo with @Jue #
awesome random convo with @JueL: My Cockfield brings all the bees to the yard, and their sting is better than yours #
Man, you're missing out a great sunday morning convo with @JueL and I… it's so awesome, I'm not telling you what we're talking aboot! #
Goober is on dad's #twoopin machine! http://twitpic.com/36w124 #
I think this is a sign that my bathtub doesn't like me… is IT a hidden message? what does it mean? #fucku http://dailybooth.com/u/62w3a #
7yrs ago I saw #Blink182 for $1 at what USED to be #TheQuest downtown #mpls … which means IT's @travisbarker's birthday! Happy b-day dude! #
If I had 50 cents… how would I have that 50 cents? it sure as heckity heck heck won't be 50 pennies! #
If it doesn't move…. poke it in the eyes! #
Best quote today: "i don't care when the payment was due, I just wanted to pay it & get a confirmation # in case your system went to crap" #
#h81o – if i told you what i hated today… i'd have to keel you dead and i #h810 that I can't tell you! #
I wish I had cardboard in my car,so when I'm stuck in traffic, I can get out and breakdance… AND yes, i must learn to breakdance first! #
RT @SteveRoderick: The Aquabats chucking a kid into the crowd is hilarious! #TMZ #
How goes it in da hood? #
WWe was compared to Buick? umm… WRONG! but we have Good Ol JR!!!! #
There is nothing like singing/yelling 'phuck' on your way to work… other words said? i don't know. #
g.raeme tip of the day: change things up a bit… #
I'm going to do a spin-off off the Turd Twister…but call IT the #twoop twister… except IT will be a smart phone or just an app. #
#h81o – thanks for showing how observant you are… you've had your #fartfinger for 4 years, how did you not know it was a pen? #
#h810 – i've lost my sarcastic response skillz… someone told me they're slow and i had nothing… NOTHING!!! #
Swing from the trees, but forget the rope… IT is more Xtreme that way, for sure! #
Thanks Paul for squirting your wet caulk in our bathroom…sorry we didn't have any "reading" material! #twooping #
At the DQ, which isn't the the OG, because IT's the DQ!! #
I really need to leave bathrooms and say " DO NOT…. GO IN THERE…. wwwWWWHHHOOOOOooo" after #twooping Speaking of #idratherbe #twooping #
At the vet with Bugger Butt (Goober if you couldn't figure that out) for her yearly check up & pretty sure i'm on her #twoop list right now! #
I think I'll post another g.raeme's tip of the day tomorrow… remember, today's is: change things up a bit (not being specific on that one) #
I am eating dinner while drinking the "perfect" 20oz of #MtnDew .. 30ish min in the fridge & I have a Mtn Dew Slushiiiiii #
I can never sing about squirrels getting phucked in the ass now that i've heard @Deadmau5's Project 56… at least i still have goat pigs! #
I'm not sure if I should say I SHOULDN'T turn out to be #Birdman or I should strive to become Birdman #2 … http://hellotxt.com/l/hQvxcR #
RT @ambiejen: My mom told me to not text at the table, i told her to not watch me text at the table and technically im not txtn #
I think I'm going to cruise in to work tomorrow listening to general patton and the x-ecutioners! #
g.raeme's tip of the day: listen to a new band/song OR pull out an album/song that you haven't listened to in a while #
#h81o – Woke up this morning to an email from #TheProdigy about a 2week tour in Feb w/L.Park… but not near MN/WI… ToT #
Ladys & germs, children of the middle ages, ITs time for ITRadio's rockpaperscissors intercontinential championshIT Challenge*take a breath* #
Why do i enjoy making stoopid people feel stupider? HUH, WHY?? ANSWER ME NOW! ok… i calmed down… MAYBE NOT!! DOT DOT DOT #
Keep on dancin', keep on dancin', keep on dancin'….the force of Jericho…. #TheProdigy #
If i died before Twitter dies/shuts down, who will ReTwoop tweeps #twoop #twooped #twoopin #twooping sessions if i'm dead? #
can i paint your house with magic markers… then when i'm done, i can yell "ala-ka-ZAM!!!!!!!" #
My bff becky sent me a text telling me she kissed johnny… …i'm all OMG, beckys not even hot…i havn't seen that allstate ad for a whil #
What you doin' tonight? me? Going to see Mike Herrera's #Tumbledown at #TheTripleRock with Bethany tonight! #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-11-11

Graeme — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 22:00:00 +0000

Hula-hoop time… GO #
Soon the cheese will fall from the sky and chicken little will turn in to chicken fatty #
#h81o – I enjoy going to 30min meetings where you find out nothing has changed that pertains to why you're there in the first place! #
And know ITs time in which we break#twoop rather than break dance… hey DJ… crank dem beats, yo! #
RT @BrettStolz: I wonder if @blubrry is still telling people to "Drop the E's"? I miss doing a podcast some days. @itradio #memories buubry in reply to BrettStolz #
I don't have a ping pong table, but if I did… I would name it 'that green thing over there that never gets used!' #
Working on a new track live on #blogTV … http://htxt.it/AOCe #
Living mono in a stereo world is conphusing at tymes #
Monkeys poetically write the music that only other monkeys would understand. others pretend they get it and they are called losers! #
Let's get ready to……DESTROY! in other news… I'm wearing my read Dickies shorts today. #
#h81o – if the office babys you after a month of training, you're not going to learn… but thanks for flipping me off! #
I'm still laughing at the fact i was flipped off behind my back…. just because i called your ass out on being a dumb phuck! #
i was laughing to myself that i LMTO… thats Laughing My #Twoop Out if you didn't figure that one out! #
RT @amanjo: Cat has a grooming appointment for Sunday. Of course, she has no idea about this. Muhaha. [stop being a bitch to your pussy!!] in reply to amanjo #
.@BrettStolz: @paulisded @twoopingshoes baby… #twoopingshoes #
Taking the first gulp of a "perfect" can of #MtnDew always tastes like sweet sweet victory… of opening the can! #
Water slide #
What are you having for dinner? So, when I eat whatever I plan on eating, I'll pretend i'm really eating what you're eating… steak anyone? #
cF#G#dA#aF#g … what does IT mean? http://dailybooth.com/u/5wpac #
This #TargetCenter popcorn i'm eating tastes like dookie! #
.@yeradis i'll check out @messagease right now. I tried #8pen the other day. i got rid of that faster than any other app in 2yrs.needs work in reply to yeradis #
I'm #multi tasking by installing apps from my #DrobBox while i drop kids off at the pool! don't forget your sun screen! #twoopin #
There is nothing better than stepping in something wet firt thing in the morning! Now i am #ToT because i'm sockless! #ToT #ToT #
What is the pleasure of this ne" keyboard app i am using… It will take some time but it seems cool so far! #messagease #
Just came across another video on youtube that is pointless… how many youtube videos are out there AND pointless… i should delete mine #
Having brunch with Bethany @ #triplerock #
who wants water? lucy and goober do, thats who1 #
Full and ready for a nap after eating at #TheTripleRock .. Also picked up #Tumbledown tickets… in other news, about to watch #ModernFamily #
I may go live… even if it's to play music… because i can, but first, i must go get ice… ICE… ICE…. BABY #
I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
Drawing pictures is so much fun… even if no one is watching on #BlogTV while I listen to things… http://htxt.it/Kgpw #
Weird… NOT wierd!… http://hellotxt.com/l/qRWAtn #
You there… jump in the hole and i'll bury you and see if your ghost floats out… then i'll catch him and let him live in a plastic bag! #
Rinse the jellybeans before planting them… It will help you save tons of money! #
Are you a redundent? #
If I 'Be Like Peter Chao' i will get the mother bitches! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i0TRSd2vww&hd=1 #
If the first "test" run for people to listen to a track comes out to 66.6MB (raw format as .aiff), then it… http://dailybooth.com/u/5y52e #
Why would they be cakes, if you're not supposed to eat them??? urinal cakes that is… #
i want to live in a land full of board games! #
RT @jeremyosborne81: @itradio Throw Your Cat Across The Room | Daily Shite http://bit.ly/9TMori #
Why did someone throw someone's shoes on the telephone wires near #TheTripleRock I noticed 'em yesterday! #
Because of @JueL… I want a sloppy chili dog! #
For the love of @EmoJesus…. STOP BEING SUB-HUMAN! #
If today is 11.8, it must be a great day to #h81o #h81o h81o… actually, that sucks… it'd be better if i was still #20h8 #039;in! #
If there were only 2 pigs in the story of the 3 little piggys, i would still reference the 2 pigs as 3 pigs just to phuck w/people #
For phucks sake… hang up your phone and maybe it will ring… #
fix the space between your ears phucker #
Get your boogie on! #
Wow… if I could have put any more sarcasm in my respone of "i wasn't too worried about it"…the paint would have started changing colors! #
Do monsters take showers in the dark? what if they turn on the light, are the scared of the reflection if they're in front of a mirror? #
Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses?…Well I CUT one of them off! #PeeWeesBigAdventure #
Will #teamcoco bring back #pimpbot #
Go go gadget something-or-other… and in other news, I'm enjoying an awesome PB&J from #BerryBlendz #
You can't keep it real if the only real thing is fake! #
RT @DJ48: @itradio this morning puts the soda to the test #
I'm g.raeme and i'm a problem solver… or starter… depends on who you ask! #
#h81o – do not get upset w/me because you start a conversation mid-thought and i need you to start from square 1…we've gone over this shit #
Jeeze water, what did you have to be so hot? Don't you know you're in a work place environment & we can't have that behavior around here? #
Man… i love the comments i get for not letting peeps know i went2lunch… coming from whisper face over there <– #
Here is what I think when i look at you! (thnx @deadmau5) You should think of every time you look in the mir… http://hellotxt.com/l/ftRoz2 #
Hi Friend…. Hi Friend… Hi friend… hi friend… now i will STFU… or will I? #
I'm going through my pre-crashed harddrive (from May) & finding clips of @itradio… how many times in 5yrs did i not know what i was doing? #
Tricky released a new album in Sept? I swear (phuck phuck phuck) that I checked in August and the latest was he was working on it #mixedrace #
#teamcoco with Tom Hanks teaching us about humpback whales was awesome! #
My blinker does not keep in time with my tunes … (btw, i'm parked right now… so neener neener neener!) #
Just because we're stuck in a bubble doesn't mean we can't cause any trouble – Viva los #BioDome .. Viva los #BioDome #
#h81o – how the phuck did i miss more than one gimmick on more than one gimmick… ITs a good thing i check the mailed in gimmicks! #
#fancyketchup isn't really that fancy! #
i guess i'm now the puppet master at my office.Great skillz some people DON'T have, but get paid for pretending.come on…i can pretend, too #
I'm too lazy to check, but does anyone know where i can find a copy of #deadmau5 #039;s 'Project 56' album? #
I is so dog gawn smart, i am a rocket! #
I must find the **variables**… why can't i find any **variables** DOT DOT DOT #
I'm going to be uploading 2 new tracks to #SoundCloud tonight. If you haven't heard my 1st EP, check IT here… http://hellotxt.com/l/ESpGp7 #
2 new demo tracks are now on #SoundCloud http://soundcloud.com/tourettesradio/sets/clocks-lost-in-time-ep Li… http://hellotxt.com/l/YIZT7n #
i said take the long road home, not the wrong way… why would you want to take the wrong way home? #
Man… that was a cool looking spider I just flushed down the #twooping machine… good thing I found it and not bethany! #

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-11-04

Graeme — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 22:00:00 +0000

You might not be on the list, but IT is on the list! #
you make me want to pull my brain out through my nose, eat it, then #twoop IT out & flush…because you rendered my brain useless! #
you there… yeah you… the one reading this… dance like a monkey and entertain me! #
The latest from @DJ48: wen u hit that computer today lets pog #
.@RealityTC let's start a Fake Housewives of Dork Land… and since it's fake… I can be a housewife! so can @EmoJesus in reply to RealityTC #
Tomorrow's forcast: who the phuck cares… i'm wearing shorts regardless! #
#h81o – and i quote: evidently there was a situation #
hELLO hOW aRE yOU? itS gREAT tO sEE yOU, tOO… lETS gRAB a sOCK, itS tIME tO rOCK…. wait a tik… what? #
I ran away from work… or walked because I'm on OG… i mean I'm AT OG to get my soupNsalad on! DOT DOT DOT #
If you confuse those you are talking to, you are confusing yourself more than you are confusing them… confused? #
I still think "your mom goes to college" is an awesome dissssssssss to someone! #
Doc: damn…. damn damn #
Why do I have JockJams CDs next to my computer? oh yeah… too bad i'm creating a rockin' soundtrack starting w/(hed)pe for a vid clips #
Someone should go find me a taco pizza and bring it to me… with a 2liter of #mtndew … please and thank you in advance #
RT @RealityTC: @IDS07 haha! It wasn't @itradio – it was @emoJesus that made me. [I now am the twitter puppet master & the king of #twoop ] #
Who would like to share a toothpaste shake or smoothie? If so… how much do you think you could drink before upchucking? #
RT @LondonFATS: I wonder how many people "twoop", tweeting while pooping [will that include @twoopin @twooped & @twooping, too?] #
Nothing like "hate"in in the morning rocking Sublime & No Doubt stylie w/Total Hate '95 followed up by Offspring's Cool To Hate! #
i might be live tonight, but not making promises…. If I am, i might be talking w/The Brain or working on a mash-up of sorts, we'll see. #
12 entertaining posts in a row: 1) the first day of 6th grade, the bus driver drove past my stop because i didn't look like a 6th grader #
12 entertaining posts in a row: 2) When my parents first brought Frank home, I would hide him under the covers… his purring gave him away #
12 entertaining posts in a row: 3) The last time I went trick or treating, I was 21 & trickRtreated in a bio-hazard costume #
12 entertaining posts in a row: 4) I used to light fireworks off on the 3rd of July and would have to run from the cops through the woods #
12 entertaining posts in a row: 5) I once wore Bonnie's/Rain's underwears on my head and pretended I was a pirate… i got punched for that! #
12 entertaining posts in a row: 6) I miss dressing up as a ninja turtle…. but I still pretend I'm michelangelo when no one is looking #
12 entertaining posts in a row: 7)I have no regrets throwing a bag of Halloween candy at @StrangeBrownie's nuts during a taping of #ITRadio #
12 entertaining posts in a row: I once covered myself in mud and flour, just to piss off a promoter and got away with it, because i could #
12 entertaining posts in a row: 9) If you ever get the chance to call @BrettStolz during a wrestling show & he's on the mic, do IT! #
12 entertaining posts in a row: 10) these are harder than remembering the 12 days of phucking christmas… PHUCK #
12 (non)entertaining posts in a row: 11:my friend and i once got stranded in the middle of a lake on a pontoon… i didn't drown #
12 (non)entertaning posts in a row: Don't blame the system for these posts, blame the people who want my tweets forwarded to their phones! #
To those who tweeted in between my tweets, I hope my friends followed you or they're going to #BlameITRadio thanks a phucking lot assholes! #
Reading #TheOnion while waiting for a corn dog, chilli dog and 2 LARGE orders of tator tots! #nomnom #
The live feed is running on #BlogTV Music for a bit while I eat, then I should be on by 8:30p CST talkin' … http://htxt.it/6fB2 #
your butt makes your costume look fat! #
Ladies and germs…. let's get ready to …. DESTROY #
IT's not every day, or sunday, or day, or month, year, that I have White Castle chicken ringers for breakfast! #
If I hear 1 more cowbell ringing, I'm hitting mute while editing Tammy's kid's football videos… DANG & i've only done edited "5 min" worth #
Would IT be ironic if i somehow died by getting flushed down a toilet? #twooping what if went as a toilet for halloween? #still #twoopin #
.@RealityTC my goto costume is… umm… umm… phuck… yes, i'm dressing up as a phuck! in reply to RealityTC #
Happy Halloween Pic #1 #catswearinghats http://dailybooth.com/u/5tcol #
Happy Halloween Pic #2 #fb #catswearinghats http://dailybooth.com/u/5tcou #
Goober & Lucy went trick or treating @ the landlord's place in their http://htxt.it/8SnI #dailybooth costumes & got knee slappin' laughter #
I can still smell pork chops! #
Can you do virtual labotomys over the internuts? #
You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a woman's prison with a carton of cigarettes! #
#h810 – Just for today: circles & ovals when writting the date down… as long as I don't write the year, i just need to use lines! 11/1!! #
RT @WWE: Don't miss comic star of stage & screen @PeeWeeHerman as tonight's guest star on @WWE Monday Night Raw, LIVE @ 8 CT on @USA_Network #
RT @mikekinney51: Stop complaining about the weather…its November. in reply to mikekinney51 #
Who's bright idea was it to move my crossing out marker out of my sight? Must've been Moar Ghosts N Stuff! #
why is IT frowned upon to run around the office with only your boxers on your head while screaming: the salad forks need to be washed? #
WTPh? My marker ran away AGAIN… this time to my pocket… I never stick that marker in my pocket… that's so wrong! #
I may be 30 min behind in #WWERAW .. but I'm just now seeing @PeeWeeHerman who's in the ring… like the sign said: PeeWee Is My God! hahaha #
Dear iMovie, please go phuck yourself in the goatass when you get the chance! when did 10sec EACH PIC changes from 20to10to3to10 start? #
Nothing beats whatever can't beat beats! Tip top of the mornin' to ya! #
Make every sentence a run on sentence because that is the new school kewl thing to do and when you are done go and eat some cake! #
IT is 11:11… do you know where 11:10 went? #
#h81o – bloody excuses… bloody stupid questions… people of this world, stop making me look smarter than you… that is all! #bloodyhell #
Once again… a big Phuck You to #USPS .. your mail delivery people DO NOT check the names inside apartment boxes… this is the 2nd time! #
Has anyone tried/purchased/tested any of the #ARCHOS #android devices? what did you think & I'm not too worried about the lack of a market. #
Check out #HelloTXT #039;s #android app which was just freshly released. I've been running the beta for 2 weeks & loving IT! #
Let me go over what I had for dinner last night… corn. lunch today… corn. dinner tonight? baked beans and mtn dew… HAHAHA #
Talk about multi-tasking:mixing down the soundtrack to the football DVD i'm working on for Tammy, eating beans, reading about Archos & more! #
You bored me to death and now i am dead! you make me want to punch invisible shark babies… for the love of @emojesus… STOP BORING ME! #
YOU are the reason the internutz will run out of space… Stop being a boring! #
Dear weight loss drug company w/ads on the radio… why do you give a RISK-FREE trial of your pill for something that is "proven" to work? #
They say words can never hurt you… tell that to someone who had a road sign or billboard fall on them… then you will think otherwise! #
Can i return a can of beans if they don't give me a laugh? #
I just sat on #DemiMoore #039;s face! #
#h81o fyi, if you would like to work at a law firm, you do NOT need communication skills, telephone skills, or listening skills.. huh, what? #
3 random things in 1 convo: "you work here, right?" (I'm standing in a parking lot of a stripmall) "i found … http://hellotxt.com/l/8ZOeL3 #
i plan on picking it up soon, but may hold off until the 250gb is out for $60 more! I'll let you know #
hey #Target .. just because i buy a sympathy card does not mean i need to buy Kleenex! #
Who wants to join in a mud fight? i'll bring the water if you bring the dirt, ok? a'right? LET'S DO IT! #
I re-watched @peeweeherman on #WWERAW this week… laughed just as hard again… REALLY! REALLY! REALLY! REALLY! in reply to peeweeherman #
Did you see what I just did? Wasn't IT LAME?… i think so! #
RT @RickThorne: Dumbass-Douchebag-Dirty-Dork-Dickhead-Duh #
What do you mean the meeting isn't at 9? #