Post archive for ‘Current’

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-12-30

My 'rents are watching my sister's dog for the day… I'm glad I have cats who #twoop in the catbox… opening the stupid bag took FOREVA # Cleaning up tiny ass turds from a tiny ass dog, and trying to pick up the poo in a bad is all new to me… w… http://hellotxt.com/l/hdIoIQ # [...]

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-12-23

I want some beer cheese soup… and a #mtndew of course… oh, look, a mtn dew…now where is the beer cheese? # My headphones are so phucking awesome that some people can't see them and try taking to me anyway! # Shake your fist time!! # I would like to thank the squid who liverd [...]

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-12-16

i thought i gave myself a papercut, and the only audible noise from my blow hole: phuckin' puckin' watermellon sucker! # Being apart of this new systm dev. group @ work has put a damper on my tweeting and #twooping game… that's for darn sure! # bounce with the beat ya'll! # About to watch [...]

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-12-09

RT @SweetpNJ: 2 loads down 1 togo tomorrowz! [hahah... you said togo] # Snap your fingers! # Have you ever wondered, because I wondered IT right now… Do you tink @emojesus had a dandruff problem? # Who's wearing their lobster boxers today? # After 2hrs of WordPress editing, i think I'm done working on my [...]

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-12-03

You must go to Perkins and buy the first ballon you find… even if you need2push a kid down to get it away from them! # Take me to the T.U.R.K.E.Y # #fortherecord … Fruit Salad and I have never gotten along, nor will we ever get along…. In fact, I won't even try that [...]

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-11-25

Start a fight with the person on the other side of the mirror… and in a fit of rage, punch the mirror when they mock you! # If you don't have friends, then you don't need to pay anyone to like you! # "i didn't get a free t-shirt (because you didn't sign up for [...]

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-11-18

To the driver of a white SUV, MN License Plate RXD-512 & your stupid ass co-workers… phuck you for scratch… http://hellotxt.com/l/MNIdoL # Also, for the lametard that tried pulling the excuse of "the owner of the car just got it" doesn't put you i… http://hellotxt.com/l/uXSiOT # make me laugh and i'll tell you if your [...]

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-11-11

Hula-hoop time… GO # Soon the cheese will fall from the sky and chicken little will turn in to chicken fatty # #h81o – I enjoy going to 30min meetings where you find out nothing has changed that pertains to why you're there in the first place! # And know ITs time in which we [...]

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-11-04

You might not be on the list, but IT is on the list! # you make me want to pull my brain out through my nose, eat it, then #twoop IT out & flush…because you rendered my brain useless! # you there… yeah you… the one reading this… dance like a monkey and entertain me! [...]

Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-10-28

h81o – Hey… thanks lady for letting me listen to you breath while I waited 5 min for you to get your credit card and not read it off. # The "fragrance free" #Oust still has a fragrance & tastes like dookie! #twoopin # We are not crossing the street… i do not need to [...]