Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-12-23

  • I want some beer cheese soup… and a #mtndew of course… oh, look, a mtn dew…now where is the beer cheese? #
  • My headphones are so phucking awesome that some people can't see them and try taking to me anyway! #
  • Shake your fist time!! #
  • I would like to thank the squid who liverd their lives to die and become my salad! #
  • #h81o – the old dude who kept bumping his package against my ass while waiting in line @ the post office… yeah, i wrote it that way! #
  • #h81o – yes, i will have an attitude if you claim to read an e-mail and then question the e-mail when everything is spelt out for you! #
  • This is not breaking news, but old people smell! #
  • Talked w/my mom last night who's still @ the hospital for her knee & told me she had good food. i'm thinking that was the morphine talkin #
  • Bethany makes a kick ass turkey sammich… i don't even need to pretend it's a steak! #
  • I was hoping Hollywood Undead would have a decent new album…"Hear Me Now" sounds like Linkin Park!… http://hellotxt.com/l/o03Cc9 #
  • .@ids07 there's no point in getting the Nexus S. No 4G, no dual-core and lack of an SD card… I'll keep waiting, fo sure! in reply to IDS07 #
  • I can't get in to my SMW? WordPress admin… WHY WHY WHY? I know #Dreamhost will help me ASAP because they're awesome like that! #
  • DamnIT Google, why am I not getting a Cr-48 to test? Well, at least #Raven posted his 2nd blog… I hope he makes me chuckle! #
  • Check this video out — Raven's Blog – December 15, 2010 http://t.co/3lFO4AH via @youtube #fb …ummm…. PHUCK #
  • Just watched @shaycarl's newest Vlog & 12min mark is the best15 seconds of awesome. #Babytard #039;s "I farted/I farted" best line of the year! #
  • RT @IAmJacksBot: Ow, Christ… why the ear, man? …Guess I fucked it up..No, that was perfect! #
  • I have an idea for a new #twooping gimmick…. must stop procrastinating…. wait, no i shouldn't! #
  • RT @3liza: Tron ends. Credits. Audience pauses. Lone guy yells "BALLS." #
  • What was in the mix before Twix? #
  • I never play musical chairs while #twooping because i wouldn't be cleaning that #twoop up! #
  • Smack My #Twoop Up! #twoopingsongtitles #
  • I want to live with the monkeys! But if they throw a banana at me, our friendship is over! #
  • Now i will drive Tammy home and we will have a good chuckle at other drivers! #
  • I think a cr-48 is coming my way… if not, I will be emo emo emo ToT ToT ToT … DOT DOT DOT #
  • Pinocchio was nothing but a liar, and he had the nose to prove IT! #
  • Searching for Christmas lights was a whole lot of nothing, honking at chicks on cellphones? yup, and SmashBurger after? Umm…duh #NOM #
  • If i was king of the forest… I'd have an awesome log cabin… and i would never leave, but everyone would fear the phuck out of me! #
  • Unn..tiss…unn…tisss…. unn unn unn..tiss…. IT's what i'm hearing now over, and over, and over, and over #
  • The best "LIVE" version of Smells Like Teen Spirit… This is the only way i'd sing IT at karaoke, because I… http://hellotxt.com/l/kmLgot #
  • Lucy just had her yearly nightmare of pictures with Santa… this year, Santa's head got chopped off in the printing… #
  • ARGER-PHUCK…. I was going to go live and work on the new tune,BUT my external housing my samples is being a stupid phuck(hed)! to Best Buy #
  • 10 employees in the computer section and I was in the same section for 20 min… 1 talked to me, but to make… http://hellotxt.com/l/8k5lH3 #
  • Rockband 3 was supposed to go UNDER the tree… not just the CASE under the tree, and the game itself in the wii! Oh wellz #
  • Donkey Kong sucks… you know something? YOU SUCK! #BillyMadison #
  • "That was the grossest thing I ever heard in my life…" AND the world misses Chris Farley! #
  • After attempting to rock out to Freebird on Rock Band 3, I will no longer yell that at concerts… only in my head…PHUCK that song is long #
  • Rock Band 3 or take a shower? How about Rock Band 3, take a shower, then more Rock Band 3? OR, I'll move the TV to the bathroom to play! #
  • RT @erincandy: Wow I forgot how trippy Rocko's Modern Life is.. I feel like I'm having an acid trip [Tell Mr Bighead I said high] #
  • Phuckin' a'right a new demo of "Who Wants More…" will be on #SoundCloud in a little bit. Almost said phuck IT! #
  • Newest demo of "Who Wants More…" hosted on #SoundCloud .. What do you thnk? http://snd.sc/hQIkyN #
  • I think I should create an Android & iPhone app that lights matches for you during #twooping sessions! #
  • How about matches that smell like roses when you strike them before #twooping Do they make scented matches? #
  • Why did I play 12 songs in a row on Rock Band 3? IT is your fault…. yes you… now to StumbleUpon stuffNthings! #
  • I was just told to run around in my underwear! I'm running, I'm running…… #
  • HEY! @JueL is going way back and playing a song she wrote before CDs… tune in: http://htxt.it/nPzL hit play in the sidebar! #
  • Please be kind, and rewind… or at least let me know what you think of the newest demo song (update) on #soundcloud http://htxt.it/jGkK #
  • How much is that mongoose doggy in the window, the one with the robotic tail… #
  • Rock your head like it is filled with dirt and butter and pudding pops! #
  • #h81o – 10 days left of h81o'n on 2010… and i haven't figured out how i'll hate in '11 #
  • Happy #twoop day to you! #twoopingsongtitles #
  • I hope UPS shows up today with my "secret" unbranded package… well, i hope it was being sent to me… don't let me down #googlegods #
  • Dag nabbit, my contract is up w/tmobile today, but  i dont want to upgrade until dual core is out… google/tmobile give me a free phone! ha #
  • So do i wait for CES to see if #tmobile has new super duper Android phones coming or do i just go for the MT4G? #
  • there is no way you're going to win this race! #
  • Just give me your name and I'll do the rest…. I'll even let you take a lap in my moat! #
  • If I could punch my TV and it would end a run of commercials, IT would be that stupid online university commercial…it's stuck in my (hed)! #
  • I have 2 feet, and so do you, unless you know, maybe your family tree is a stick! #
  • Who wants to go make a snow angel, then once you're done, I'll lay down where you just were and claim your work as mine! #
  • I'm watching the start of Raw… When did Michael Cole learn big words? I think he is lip syncing! #
  • If you got a christmas card from me… would you expect a #twooping device in the picture? YES? That's what I thought! #idratherbe #twooping #
  • I wish I had a monkey here to scratch my back & when he/she/it is done, I would return the favor and pick bugs out of their hair for 'em! #
  • I can honestly say I don't remember life before computers, more so Apple… like the Apple ][e… Sticky Bears is where IT was at then! #
  • The Bryan Danielson/William Regal was too short, but probably the best match of the night (i'm 2hrs behind, what can i say?) #
  • I don't need KFC to have grilled chicken! #
  • Where is my surprise? Why didn't the UPS guy stop? he should have been here with my "surprise"… now i'll be pissed if B gets one & not me! #
  • I want a metallic #spork for christmas… 365 of them, so i don't have to wash them for a year, because i wouldn't have to! #
  • You gotta fight! #
  • Must we play? MUST WE? How about we just create a set list, then take an intermission? #
  • I sure could go for some pizza and ice cream for breakfast… not ice cream alone, because that won't fill you up for shiznat! #
  • Where the wild things are will be where i will place my moat to float on my boat! #
  • Keep your head buired in your hands and no one gets hurt! #
  • Man, i really want some ice cream before i scream that i want ice cream! #
  • i think my lunch is good and dead… the instructions told me to stab the cover with a fork over and over… DIE MICROWAVABLE LUNCH DIE! #
  • #su fix_permissions reboot… DENIED #
  • Parents, don't let your kids grow up to be yuppies! #
  • Once a yuppy, always a yuppy! #truefact #
  • Horray… IT is almost @emojesus's birthday, that means he'll be even closer to being as old as dirt! #
  • I am going to drive to an eau claire tomorrow morning in a car made of Eyesk Ream! #
  • You smell like a monkey's uncle! #
  • You can take the rock out of the band, but you can't take the band out of the rock! 3 times over!!! Rock Band 3 before EC here I come! #
  • This #twoop goes out to ask my hommies in the 763,651,952,612 & 715! #
  • ROFL… i just read the best, most accurate review of something… it made me chuckle… #
  • Gravity Killed was robbed by Manson for Personal Jesus! and i hate to say IT, but #justsaying #
  • WHAT? TRON has Coke as a sponsor/ad deal? phuck that, I'm not going to see it… i have a legacy to uphold… i just need to know what it is #
  • The 1st season has all the halloween episodes, or it's a seperate DVD? #
  • I'm going to eat a turkey sammich… an AWESOME turkey sammich Bethany made for me on the way to EC so I can wait on my mom hand and foot! #
  • If i'm Home Alone & I think the Wet Bandits are going to show their crooked faces, i'll throw them off by Rocking Around The Christmas Tree! #
  • My mom charges her work Blackberry in their upstairs bathroom… gross! #
  • (hed)ing out for a bit… 1st the mall for Gloria Jean's, then somewhere else… then ovrer the rainbow on a unicorne! #
  • Nothing beats #TacoJohns Nachos Navidad and giving Frank some of the cheese who just came upstairs #
  • Watched Toy Story 3 with the 'rents tonight… even Frank came up to watch the end of it… or get some attention… either way, he did both #
  • Have you ever tried walking down the stairs, while watching yourself walking down the stairs? I just did… and I'm going to do IT again! #

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