Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-12-03

  • You must go to Perkins and buy the first ballon you find… even if you need2push a kid down to get it away from them! #
  • Take me to the T.U.R.K.E.Y #
  • #fortherecord … Fruit Salad and I have never gotten along, nor will we ever get along…. In fact, I won't even try that shiznat! #
  • RT @stacheman: i'm also thankful for twitter because i can say what i want and don't have to stfu so don't tell me what to do [phuck yeah] #
  • #h810 – Man, doing whatever i'm not doing is awesome! #
  • One must pick where to #twoop and i sure as phuck that I will pick the cleaner bathroom… old cicks crap is worse than dude crap! gross #
  • Who is bringing me sooshi fish, a hamburger, or a huge pileOribs for lunch?? WHO WILL DO THIS FOR ME? YOU? AWESOME!! #fb #
  • Someone had the hicups, so I told her she's preggo… 3rd party: "i'm never heard hicups being a sign of pregnancy" *blink blink* X_x ToT #
  • How can you still pretend you're an expert or have any clue what you talk about when your told 95% of the shit you say is wrong? #
  • Someone bring me some pudding pops! If they are Jello pudding pops, bring Bill Cosby with you! #
  • Stop flashing the light in my eyes? what am i talking about? i don't know, i wasn't paying attention. well, phuck you then! when&where? #
  • IT's after Turkeyday… will the cheese store have cheese balls, or just more stupid ass cheesy poofs? #
  • I be breaking fists over coconuts! if i had coconuts that is…. at least i still have my nuts to walk away with. <–wtf am i talking about? #
  • The day after TurkeyDay, I'm thankful that turkeys are big fat meaty birds, because I get to have cold leftovers and CHEESE! #
  • RT @amanjo: .@itradio Well, I am truly never on FB! I'd rather hang with the badasses on Twitter! [does that make me a #twitterbadass ] #
  • Good morning…. the time is 6:03… (hed)in' to EC for a bit later on, but instead of catchin' Zzzs… I'm working on bass/lead tracks #
  • Doing a headstand would probably help my back… but that requires motivation to do that, and the 'motivation' part of things is missing! #
  • Sitting w/Bethany at an oil change gimmick… she's never been to one where you sit and wait inside the car… then Gloria Jean's! #cocoloco #
  • i needed to #twoop when i was at the EC mall, but i made it back to the 'rents for this #twooping session! http://yfrog.com/f7l3k0j #
  • Christmas Bell Rock, during the holidays, is always awesome to hear… reminds me of #HomeAlone and some kid was just yelling: toga! toga! #
  • Waitin for the rents listening to The Big Cheese… man, their DJ should stick to playing the tunes… the naked guy story wasn't that funny #
  • In no time, the time will be then! #
  • Don't be late for the date with your mate up state! #
  • this is a real post (not that mine aren't real to begin with)… the APC40 &Live8 will be in use in 15min to continue working on new tracks #
  • If Russel Brand changed his brand… would that mean he changes his last name? #
  • If i have to put the DVR, i'll tap that button… just you watch… ya see that? yeah! i tapped it! Never saw IT coming! #
  • RIP Mr Nielsen…. Hopefully this doesn't cause the 4th, or 5th, or eleventeenth 'death' of sinbad. #
  • Like, i always wanted to totally be, like, ya know, a valley girl, when i, like, grew up, ya know! now where is my bubble gum? #
  • Need to play some music to start your week? How about mine? AND you can download the mp3s! http://soundcloud.com/tourettesradio #
  • From the depths of where IT came from comes… whatever the depths of IT can pull out of it's magic hat! Maybe a roomba? #
  • Look in your desk drawer to find what you weren't looking for! #
  • So, Microsoft created a "guru bar" to go against Apple's Genius Bar… So just like a SM Guru, the microsoft "gurus" are half ass at best! #
  • #h81o PHUCK… i'm hungry now, PHUCK… PHUCK, i'm not hungry later, because i'm hungry now, and if I don't eat, i will eat my brains! #
  • I'm going to have #osakausa (in bloomington) for lunch… sooooshi fish to be exact. Better be 1/2 way decent! #nomnom #
  • IT depends on the wind if you're going to send an e-mail, talk to me, or write a phuckin' note? At least there's only 1 way to #twoop #
  • I'm going to build a house made out of sugar cubes… in the desert…. inside a cave (in case it does rain), but I'll still have a moat! #
  • What's my obsession with wanting a moat? I don't even have a house…. Maybe I should just own an island! #
  • RT @shaycarl: A 99 foot quadruple backflip!!! Just made my bucket list. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwoI9t0e11k [phuckin' krazy!] #
  • The weekly heroin shot (aka Embrel)I took 4 weeks ago that left a nice bruise FINALLY went away the same day I had to do that leg again! #
  • Stupid f'n WP/CSS code getting the best of me!!! I shake my first at you in RAGE! Now that I said phuck it, Ableton8 is opening! #
  • RT @04codyoneill: @joeyenvyatl @mncorbin Punk's shirt is great!!!! #coltcabana [i 2nd that] #
  • RT @DrColtCabana: RT @TheCurtHawkins And I thought the Scotty Goldman shout out at the Slammys was amazing. Haha. #PunksAwesome #
  • did you just suck the crap out of me? #
  • RT @ConanOBrien: Used Cyber Monday as an excuse to surf porn sites for “bargains.” [i think @stacheman beat off (himself) before you did] #
  • Is Dec 20th here yet so i can 'dump' my #Tmobile 2yr contract and jump on to Beth's TMob plan? my new phone & Tab are waiting…waiting ToT #
  • Remember when Moday nights were AWESOME on Fox w/PrisonBreak & 24? What will i do this spring? at least last spring 24 was still on! #
  • Now that ITRadio has taken a back burner, the twitter name change might happen. can't do @weirdcookie since some kid took it yrs ago…hmmm #
  • I really need to know why i can't sleep without socks on, let alone go around w/o em either, but wearing one is just fine?? what gives? #
  • DvR is great…. unless you're "watching" in real time, but trying to miss commercials, but you end up back in real time… i shake my fists #
  • #mitchhedberg needs to come water my hard to reach fake plants before they die! now if they would only start to wilt if wilt the crct word!? #
  • Bring me the head of m-m-m – #MaxHeadroom #
  • Since when did I only get edge in this room? #twooping #
  • #h81o OMG, STFU…i don't care about the same holiday story & questions you had last year, and the year before that… and then… #
  • I've seen eviction notices, no trespassing notices, but i've never seen "unit unfit for living" notice…. glad IT isn't my apartment! #
  • RT @socialmediawhat: Check out the new Social Media, What? post: What Is The Best Social Media Browser? http://bit.ly/fnPNEm #
  • hey, @arikcannon & @stacheman, look who has a mother phuckin' twitter account! @PaulyMShore!!! *mini-tribal* in reply to arikcannon #
  • And I quote (myself from a recent IM): it is like a pillow fight w/o lesbians making out at the end! Who cares what I was comparing it to! #
  • what the phuck are the convos going on? #
  • I don't want to go to your stoopid party! (i don't know who's having a party… don't mind me) #
  • phUck! I swear I wrote 'gullible' on the ceiling of my room… where the phuck did I write it? @brettstolz, do you remember? #
  • I'm trying new Flock 3.5 — check it out at http://www.flock.com … a Social Browser! #
  • OMG @ Target during lunch… some uppity Edina chick said she needed to pick up BLINKER fluid right before she picked up WINDOW WASHER fluid #
  • No, sorry, I'm not just NOW having lunch… more like I'm having my 2nd lunch… gosh #
  • Why is the WordPress site I'm working on for work not showing the posts?They're published, I know they're there, but can't see at Home level #
  • Fast foot freddy from Fargo faught for free food forgetting fast flowers frown! #
  • i'm sorry, but i will not post my #twooping face… of course my #twoopinhshoess from time2time, but no #twoopingfaces coming from me! #
  • The village people were never really people… unless they ate your soul! #
  • Today, the fists will shake! #

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