Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-11-25

  • Start a fight with the person on the other side of the mirror… and in a fit of rage, punch the mirror when they mock you! #
  • If you don't have friends, then you don't need to pay anyone to like you! #
  • "i didn't get a free t-shirt (because you didn't sign up for one), so i'm not going to recycle!" umm.. yeah, thats scary thinking there! #
  • About to head to #TheTripleRock eat some grub and see @Tumbledown… I wonder if The Triple Rock has the bacon flavored vodka! #
  • I think Bethany may have died a few times after talking with Mike Herrera of #Tumbledown / #MxPx .. very cool dude! #
  • One more band, then #Tumbledown @ The Triple Rock! and i'm full from nachos while playin Blingo #
  • RT @RealityTC: Joan Jett should cover Girls Girls Girls. ~discuss [that would be bitchin'!] #
  • I'm up, I'm up, i'm up… great show by #Tumbledown #RecklessOnes #TheAnchorWindlass & #MikeMidwestern was bad ass @ #TheTripleRock #
  • I think I'm going to create a spin-off of Angry Birds, but with cows… and toilets… Angry #twoop s)! you will fling cow pies at toilets! #
  • i never forgot to forget what i forget  to forgot… cause i forgot about it! #
  • beepsNshit <– yup, that's what I wrote… take that to your ear hearing thingyMAbobs and listen.. when I release it #
  • .@common_squirrel do you ever pee or poop? more like twee and #twoop I think the @common_squirrel needs to have a #twooping session! in reply to common_squirrel #
  • RT @amanjo: Got home to find the cat had smeared shit all over the kitchen. I cannot get drunk fast enough. [yummy yummy yummy] #
  • Man, I'm about to eat some EXPENSIVE #BurgerKing .. $75 worth for 2 people!… well the $75 should have been $15! ROFL #
  • Tomorrow night @ 7 or 8p CST, a very special live show… or just a show, with myself, g.raeme & @VooDooStevie… more deets tomorrow #
  • RT @Kittykatgrr: @RealityTC @itradio I blame you but it's really Jacks fault! [what is this Fight Club? We are Jack's whatevers? lol] #
  • Jack & Jill went up the hill to throw rocks down at cars. the cars drove up, and ran them over… now who's going to clean their mess up? #
  • RT @JueL: i'm gOing to pretend the Bug I just saw flying across the room, was a fairy…yep…… [i am gOing to dO that tOO!] #
  • .@JueL just posted: 'i'm gOing to pretend the Bug I just saw flying across the room, was a fairy…yep' i must make my Os big all day lOng! #
  • i prObably fOrget in 10 min, because a bug will float across my room, like @JueL's bug fairy thingy did, and i tOO will think IT's a fairy #
  • Here's to being lazy…. so someone go and fill my car w/gas, drop off my Redbox DVD, & get me a phuckin' 44oz of #MtnDew please, #
  • Thank you no-named static site that gave me the simplest of HTML code that i was looking for… and when i'm talking simple, i mean SIMPLE! #
  • So, what you doing tonight? Sitting around and looking for something to watch? How about watching myself & @voodoostevie on #BlogTV & stuff #
  • The live #BlogTV stream is up and running w/tunes… show w/@voodoostevie starting at 7p CST! http://live.tourettesradio.com #
  • Live from my apartment, IT's ITRadio & Voodoo Radio, on #BlogTV in 30min http://live.tourettesradio.com BE THERE, music is playin now! #
  • i've been freaking out for like, 30 seconds… do blind people know what yellow snow looks like? #
  • umm…..about that thing….yeah #
  • RT @tumbledown: Tonight in Minneapolis was off the chain. Great crowd. My boys were great!! #
  • As I'm slow cooking BBQ wieners… I'm creating the long overdue website for the @twoop,@twoopin,@twooping,@twooped,@twoopingshoes accounts! #
  • .@XPortal – Premium Virtual World Products for Second Life; #VirtualWorlds Avatars, 3D chat http://t.co/xoLTneS #
  • Check out the Official Site For ReTweeting Your $#IT! The act of tweeting whilst going #2 #Twoop #Twoopin #twooping http://t.co/rvqEJPj #
  • The moon will be painted red once the invisible paint is delivered to the zoo by circus fleas! #
  • Break out your poodle skirts, its time to go to the stock hop and twist again!! #
  • I go to the store, but I never left the house, so I didn't come home with the hot dish made for the clown faced ninja named doodle jack! #
  • #h81o – i am missing my left eyeball's training wheels for the motercycle! #
  • and i sing: a dabba dabba dooey dabba dooey dooey #
  • Why ask someone what band they saw if you know damn well you won't have a clue when you get the answer? stop trying to act hip, ya square! #
  • I need a room at a mental penitentiary So lock me up with maximum security The doctors say that they don't k… http://hellotxt.com/l/ZOPuIB #
  • don't get between me and #mtndew you know the #mtndew will beat you when you least expect IT¡!!¡ #
  • i will defend my castle with flying three toed sloaths while i chill on the deck of my yacht, which is in my moat! Why? cause i can! #
  • There seems to be a lot of lettuce, some ketchup, and a tad of mustard on my drive home! #
  • Random @DJ48/ThatGuy IM: is that toilet water purification system ready yet #
  • Holy crap… the top of that night shade has dust on it… someone should clean that off for me! I'll give you a wheat cent! #
  • That girl was pissed! #
  • Just because the gimmick on the box states something or other blah blah blah, just do it blah blah blah…ask questions later! #
  • How many auto dealers have "the event of the year" in the next month and some days? i had something else on this, but i forgot. #
  • #h81o – ummm… again, why do i have to do the talking at the training sessions? #
  • Sometimes, you shouldn't ask questions, even if you don't get IT… i'm sorry, but i can't dumb IT down even more for you. #
  • Stroke the furry wall…. stroke the furry wall #
  • i will not mind phuck those who don't deserve it, even if you need to mind phuck them to get your point across. you can't train the stupids #
  • I wish I had an east coast attitude to make it day2day… it wouldn't solve anything, but least I wouldn't have to give a shit! #
  • Person A: i hate having to eat out after work all the time? Person B like tacos? (person B didn't realize what she just said) #
  • RT @chrisloach: #twoop http://yfrog.com/5m9b3ij #
  • Social Media my ass! #
  • Take the space out… and add a dot com! <–that's my rap, and if you don't get it, then you can't repeat my awesome rap, BOOYA MUTHA PHUCKA #
  • Anyone own a house w/365 toilet devices that flush water through it's bowl? 1 for each day, each w/a different theme! #twoop dreams all! #
  • Holy wozers Batman… i am watching the 2nd half of a 2 episode gimmick… Robin just climbed up a wall… POW!! ZAMM!! BIFF!! #
  • Some say you can't step between a dude and his dog, which is fine because I don't have a dog, but I have cats, so don't touch my #mtndew ex #
  • Do fireflys ever have problems with the rain? How do they keep the fire burning if they get rained on? do they have firefly houses? #
  • YankeeHater turned 60 today? That beats Wiggly out as ITRadio's oldest listener! Its my bird's birthday, i gotta go. #
  • This #twoop is for YankeeHater and her birthday… even though she doesn't use the twitter. #
  • #h81o – i am here to inform you that my OG soup does NOT smell like potroast…. plus, potroast doesn't smell! #
  • g.raeme's pre-turkey day tip: If you don't want to sleep after eating turkey, un-convince yourself that the … http://hellotxt.com/l/FqY0le #
  • I would've ate you, but for some reason, an 'h' showed up before I ate, therefor, I couldn't eat you, just hate you! <–ok, that bombed #
  • Ok, when is the Axl Rose/Kanye West "Biggest Douches w/Egos" tour happening? #
  • i had a great idea for a country song & i forgot how it went.IT had to do w/drawing a picture of your face & flushing it in the #twoop #039;er #
  • Can I haz a ride to Perkins for a pre-turkeyday turkey meal please? i'm sober, i just want someone else to drive, mwhahaha #
  • People have names you know #
  • i'm thankful for #twoop #twoopin,#twooping,#twoopingshoes, @emojesus, & this site: http://htxt.it/b7qY (did you realize this was sarcasm?) #
  • I wish my body was mic'd… It wasn't my stomach, but it wasn't a burp (or gas)… damn that sounded phuckin' wicked! #
  • RT @katiepalm: Do people ever have kitty play dates?[my gf & i's youngest used to have them w/her sister's cat. po'd other cats ruined that] #

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