Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-11-18

  • To the driver of a white SUV, MN License Plate RXD-512 & your stupid ass co-workers… phuck you for scratch… http://hellotxt.com/l/MNIdoL #
  • Also, for the lametard that tried pulling the excuse of "the owner of the car just got it" doesn't put you i… http://hellotxt.com/l/uXSiOT #
  • make me laugh and i'll tell you if your joke/comment worked to really make me laugh… or i'll give you dirty looks! #
  • New avatar pic… made by me! I know you're jealous, haha.. works well with my #SoundCloud tracks!… http://dailybooth.com/u/60rls #
  • If you would like an ice cream cone… go to the ice cream cone store, duh… but be forewarned…there will be no ice cream inside the cone #
  • Are you part of the #ClanOfTheDuck I am! #rugrats #bestclipever… http://hellotxt.com/l/koGvMO #
  • Sometimes, I try & fool myself by pretending I forgot about twitter, fb, myspace, livejournal,& social media… THEN i open my eyes again! #
  • If the world is on fire, will Chicken Little still be worried about the sky falling? #
  • RT @amanjo: RT @conanobrienswyf: I wish I could press 2 for Spanish when I'm talking to my mom on the phone. #
  • Re-Dun-Dant Re.Dun.Dant…RE.dum.Dant re.DUM.dant #
  • Hooorrraaaayyyy…. working on my work's new system updage WordPress page…. on my MBP… pretty sure #iamawesome LOT #
  • Have you ever opened up a #subway sub the day after? Man… it looks like someone chewed up my sammich and spit it back out! #nomnom #
  • Got the website up and running for work w/the email sent with seconds before i bolted from the place that pays me! #
  • Hmm… where am i? oh yeah, exit 28… my reg. 1st stop going to EC… #kwiktrip time! #
  • i'm having an emo moment while i #twoop @ the 'rents because i drank all my #mtndew from #kwiktrip ToT #
  • Having #geektalk with my dad! what chu gonna do about IT?!? #
  • I don't like Crystal Lite… i've never tried, it, but i won't like it if I do try IT! #
  • thanks @amanjo… now i have "idea for a movie" by #TheVandals in my head… pretty sure my movie would be called Super #Twooping #
  • Really WallyMart? 2 lanes open @ 10:30pm? SERIOUSLY? In other news… no 'people of walmart sightings' just morons buying 100+ items #
  • I picking up a cheese ball on the way home… to go with the 4 boxes of crock pot liners and glad wrap i bought yesterday night #
  • "do you want a cushy chair… are you sure you don't want a cushy chair" – random convo in an @emojesus basement #
  • "what do you do when the organization becomes successful?" – BURN IT… BURN IT DOWN! #
  • I've had requests for #customavatars like mine. I'll work on some on some live. Want one? Let me know… donations will be accepted! #
  • All #Android users/lovers should listen to Dj Shadow's 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Beats' – find it…listen to it! #idratherbe #twooping #
  • Anyone want to youtube themselves sticking a knife in a electrical socket? don't blame me for your stupidity, but I'll give IT a thumbs up! #
  • Check out some new music today! @Juel: http://htxt.it/atQd @Deadmau5 http://htxt.it/ahGH myself: http://htxt.it/Xeqd #musicians #
  • When @emojesus crys… rivers are formed! #
  • .@stacheman I just saw your screencast of me from last week @ http://twitpic.com/33yfb0 HAHA… #blogtv #screencapture in reply to stacheman #
  • Man, driving in the 75 degree weather without a cloud in the sky is awesome! #
  • Man, having a #SmashBurger in a cool 65 degree day without a cloud in the sky is awesome! #
  • So, there I was at a cheese store, looking for a cheese ball…i was a lady behind the counter & she holds up a bag of cheesy puffs! umm NO #
  • Remember when @RyanNyquist used to be cool AND #twoop Now, he's just cool., BUTT doesn't have #twooping sessions anymore & it makes me emo! #
  • Man, sitting poolside in 70 degree weather, listening to tunes, drinking a vodka tonic, and staring at the stars is pretty phuckin' awesome! #
  • I think I had cat litter in my eyeball… seriously, it was in my eyeball! #
  • I'm asking you one last time…. what did you do with the bacon? #
  • i can't tell the Goober and Lucy apart… i removed their collars, which means they are naked! that's right… NAKED NAKED NAKED #
  • Awesome convo with @Jue #
  • awesome random convo with @JueL: My Cockfield brings all the bees to the yard, and their sting is better than yours #
  • Man, you're missing out a great sunday morning convo with @JueL and I… it's so awesome, I'm not telling you what we're talking aboot! #
  • Goober is on dad's #twoopin machine! http://twitpic.com/36w124 #
  • I think this is a sign that my bathtub doesn't like me… is IT a hidden message? what does it mean? #fucku http://dailybooth.com/u/62w3a #
  • 7yrs ago I saw #Blink182 for $1 at what USED to be #TheQuest downtown #mpls … which means IT's @travisbarker's birthday! Happy b-day dude! #
  • If I had 50 cents… how would I have that 50 cents? it sure as heckity heck heck won't be 50 pennies! #
  • If it doesn't move…. poke it in the eyes! #
  • Best quote today: "i don't care when the payment was due, I just wanted to pay it & get a confirmation # in case your system went to crap" #
  • #h81o – if i told you what i hated today… i'd have to keel you dead and i #h810 that I can't tell you! #
  • I wish I had cardboard in my car,so when I'm stuck in traffic, I can get out and breakdance… AND yes, i must learn to breakdance first! #
  • RT @SteveRoderick: The Aquabats chucking a kid into the crowd is hilarious! #TMZ #
  • How goes it in da hood? #
  • WWe was compared to Buick? umm… WRONG! but we have Good Ol JR!!!! #
  • There is nothing like singing/yelling 'phuck' on your way to work… other words said? i don't know. #
  • g.raeme tip of the day: change things up a bit… #
  • I'm going to do a spin-off off the Turd Twister…but call IT the #twoop twister… except IT will be a smart phone or just an app. #
  • #h81o – thanks for showing how observant you are… you've had your #fartfinger for 4 years, how did you not know it was a pen? #
  • #h810 – i've lost my sarcastic response skillz… someone told me they're slow and i had nothing… NOTHING!!! #
  • Swing from the trees, but forget the rope… IT is more Xtreme that way, for sure! #
  • Thanks Paul for squirting your wet caulk in our bathroom…sorry we didn't have any "reading" material! #twooping #
  • At the DQ, which isn't the the OG, because IT's the DQ!! #
  • I really need to leave bathrooms and say " DO NOT…. GO IN THERE…. wwwWWWHHHOOOOOooo" after #twooping Speaking of #idratherbe #twooping #
  • At the vet with Bugger Butt (Goober if you couldn't figure that out) for her yearly check up & pretty sure i'm on her #twoop list right now! #
  • I think I'll post another g.raeme's tip of the day tomorrow… remember, today's is: change things up a bit (not being specific on that one) #
  • I am eating dinner while drinking the "perfect" 20oz of #MtnDew .. 30ish min in the fridge & I have a Mtn Dew Slushiiiiii #
  • I can never sing about squirrels getting phucked in the ass now that i've heard @Deadmau5's Project 56… at least i still have goat pigs! #
  • I'm not sure if I should say I SHOULDN'T turn out to be #Birdman or I should strive to become Birdman #2http://hellotxt.com/l/hQvxcR #
  • RT @ambiejen: My mom told me to not text at the table, i told her to not watch me text at the table and technically im not txtn #
  • I think I'm going to cruise in to work tomorrow listening to general patton and the x-ecutioners! #
  • g.raeme's tip of the day: listen to a new band/song OR pull out an album/song that you haven't listened to in a while #
  • #h81o – Woke up this morning to an email from #TheProdigy about a 2week tour in Feb w/L.Park… but not near MN/WI… ToT #
  • Ladys & germs, children of the middle ages, ITs time for ITRadio's rockpaperscissors intercontinential championshIT Challenge*take a breath* #
  • Why do i enjoy making stoopid people feel stupider? HUH, WHY?? ANSWER ME NOW! ok… i calmed down… MAYBE NOT!! DOT DOT DOT #
  • Keep on dancin', keep on dancin', keep on dancin'….the force of Jericho…. #TheProdigy #
  • If i died before Twitter dies/shuts down, who will ReTwoop tweeps #twoop #twooped #twoopin #twooping sessions if i'm dead? #
  • can i paint your house with magic markers… then when i'm done, i can yell "ala-ka-ZAM!!!!!!!" #
  • My bff becky sent me a text telling me she kissed johnny… …i'm all OMG, beckys not even hot…i havn't seen that allstate ad for a whil #
  • What you doin' tonight? me? Going to see Mike Herrera's #Tumbledown at #TheTripleRock with Bethany tonight! #

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