Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-11-04

  • You might not be on the list, but IT is on the list! #
  • you make me want to pull my brain out through my nose, eat it, then #twoop IT out & flush…because you rendered my brain useless! #
  • you there… yeah you… the one reading this… dance like a monkey and entertain me! #
  • The latest from @DJ48: wen u hit that computer today lets pog #
  • .@RealityTC let's start a Fake Housewives of Dork Land… and since it's fake… I can be a housewife! so can @EmoJesus in reply to RealityTC #
  • Tomorrow's forcast: who the phuck cares… i'm wearing shorts regardless! #
  • #h81o – and i quote: evidently there was a situation #
  • hELLO hOW aRE yOU? itS gREAT tO sEE yOU, tOO… lETS gRAB a sOCK, itS tIME tO rOCK…. wait a tik… what? #
  • I ran away from work… or walked because I'm on OG… i mean I'm AT OG to get my soupNsalad on! DOT DOT DOT #
  • If you confuse those you are talking to, you are confusing yourself more than you are confusing them… confused? #
  • I still think "your mom goes to college" is an awesome dissssssssss to someone! #
  • Doc: damn…. damn damn #
  • Why do I have JockJams CDs next to my computer? oh yeah… too bad i'm creating a rockin' soundtrack starting w/(hed)pe for a vid clips #
  • Someone should go find me a taco pizza and bring it to me… with a 2liter of #mtndew … please and thank you in advance #
  • RT @RealityTC: @IDS07 haha! It wasn't @itradio – it was @emoJesus that made me. [I now am the twitter puppet master & the king of #twoop ] #
  • Who would like to share a toothpaste shake or smoothie? If so… how much do you think you could drink before upchucking? #
  • RT @LondonFATS: I wonder how many people "twoop", tweeting while pooping [will that include @twoopin @twooped & @twooping, too?] #
  • Nothing like "hate"in in the morning rocking Sublime & No Doubt stylie w/Total Hate '95 followed up by Offspring's Cool To Hate! #
  • i might be live tonight, but not making promises…. If I am, i might be talking w/The Brain or working on a mash-up of sorts, we'll see. #
  • 12 entertaining posts in a row: 1) the first day of 6th grade, the bus driver drove past my stop because i didn't look like a 6th grader #
  • 12 entertaining posts in a row: 2) When my parents first brought Frank home, I would hide him under the covers… his purring gave him away #
  • 12 entertaining posts in a row: 3) The last time I went trick or treating, I was 21 & trickRtreated in a bio-hazard costume #
  • 12 entertaining posts in a row: 4) I used to light fireworks off on the 3rd of July and would have to run from the cops through the woods #
  • 12 entertaining posts in a row: 5) I once wore Bonnie's/Rain's underwears on my head and pretended I was a pirate… i got punched for that! #
  • 12 entertaining posts in a row: 6) I miss dressing up as a ninja turtle…. but I still pretend I'm michelangelo when no one is looking #
  • 12 entertaining posts in a row: 7)I have no regrets throwing a bag of Halloween candy at @StrangeBrownie's nuts during a taping of #ITRadio #
  • 12 entertaining posts in a row: 8) I once covered myself in mud and flour, just to piss off a promoter and got away with it, because i could #
  • 12 entertaining posts in a row: 9) If you ever get the chance to call @BrettStolz during a wrestling show & he's on the mic, do IT! #
  • 12 entertaining posts in a row: 10) these are harder than remembering the 12 days of phucking christmas… PHUCK #
  • 12 (non)entertaining posts in a row: 11:my friend and i once got stranded in the middle of a lake on a pontoon… i didn't drown #
  • 12 (non)entertaning posts in a row: Don't blame the system for these posts, blame the people who want my tweets forwarded to their phones! #
  • To those who tweeted in between my tweets, I hope my friends followed you or they're going to #BlameITRadio thanks a phucking lot assholes! #
  • Reading #TheOnion while waiting for a corn dog, chilli dog and 2 LARGE orders of tator tots! #nomnom #
  • The live feed is running on #BlogTV Music for a bit while I eat, then I should be on by 8:30p CST talkin' … http://htxt.it/6fB2 #
  • your butt makes your costume look fat! #
  • Ladies and germs…. let's get ready to …. DESTROY #
  • IT's not every day, or sunday, or day, or month, year, that I have White Castle chicken ringers for breakfast! #
  • If I hear 1 more cowbell ringing, I'm hitting mute while editing Tammy's kid's football videos… DANG & i've only done edited "5 min" worth #
  • Would IT be ironic if i somehow died by getting flushed down a toilet? #twooping what if went as a toilet for halloween? #still #twoopin #
  • .@RealityTC my goto costume is… umm… umm… phuck… yes, i'm dressing up as a phuck! in reply to RealityTC #
  • Happy Halloween Pic #1 #catswearinghats http://dailybooth.com/u/5tcol #
  • Happy Halloween Pic #2 #fb #catswearinghats http://dailybooth.com/u/5tcou #
  • Goober & Lucy went trick or treating @ the landlord's place in their http://htxt.it/8SnI #dailybooth costumes & got knee slappin' laughter #
  • I can still smell pork chops! #
  • Can you do virtual labotomys over the internuts? #
  • You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a woman's prison with a carton of cigarettes! #
  • #h810 – Just for today: circles & ovals when writting the date down… as long as I don't write the year, i just need to use lines! 11/1!! #
  • RT @WWE: Don't miss comic star of stage & screen @PeeWeeHerman as tonight's guest star on @WWE Monday Night Raw, LIVE @ 8 CT on @USA_Network #
  • RT @mikekinney51: Stop complaining about the weather…its November. in reply to mikekinney51 #
  • Who's bright idea was it to move my crossing out marker out of my sight? Must've been Moar Ghosts N Stuff! #
  • why is IT frowned upon to run around the office with only your boxers on your head while screaming: the salad forks need to be washed? #
  • WTPh? My marker ran away AGAIN… this time to my pocket… I never stick that marker in my pocket… that's so wrong! #
  • I may be 30 min behind in #WWERAW .. but I'm just now seeing @PeeWeeHerman who's in the ring… like the sign said: PeeWee Is My God! hahaha #
  • Dear iMovie, please go phuck yourself in the goatass when you get the chance! when did 10sec EACH PIC changes from 20to10to3to10 start? #
  • Nothing beats whatever can't beat beats! Tip top of the mornin' to ya! #
  • Make every sentence a run on sentence because that is the new school kewl thing to do and when you are done go and eat some cake! #
  • IT is 11:11… do you know where 11:10 went? #
  • #h81o – bloody excuses… bloody stupid questions… people of this world, stop making me look smarter than you… that is all! #bloodyhell #
  • Once again… a big Phuck You to #USPS .. your mail delivery people DO NOT check the names inside apartment boxes… this is the 2nd time! #
  • Has anyone tried/purchased/tested any of the #ARCHOS #android devices? what did you think & I'm not too worried about the lack of a market. #
  • Check out #HelloTXT #039;s #android app which was just freshly released. I've been running the beta for 2 weeks & loving IT! #
  • Let me go over what I had for dinner last night… corn. lunch today… corn. dinner tonight? baked beans and mtn dew… HAHAHA #
  • Talk about multi-tasking:mixing down the soundtrack to the football DVD i'm working on for Tammy, eating beans, reading about Archos & more! #
  • You bored me to death and now i am dead! you make me want to punch invisible shark babies… for the love of @emojesus… STOP BORING ME! #
  • YOU are the reason the internutz will run out of space… Stop being a boring! #
  • Dear weight loss drug company w/ads on the radio… why do you give a RISK-FREE trial of your pill for something that is "proven" to work? #
  • They say words can never hurt you… tell that to someone who had a road sign or billboard fall on them… then you will think otherwise! #
  • Can i return a can of beans if they don't give me a laugh? #
  • I just sat on #DemiMoore #039;s face! #
  • #h81o fyi, if you would like to work at a law firm, you do NOT need communication skills, telephone skills, or listening skills.. huh, what? #
  • 3 random things in 1 convo: "you work here, right?" (I'm standing in a parking lot of a stripmall) "i found … http://hellotxt.com/l/8ZOeL3 #
  • i plan on picking it up soon, but may hold off until the 250gb is out for $60 more! I'll let you know #
  • hey #Target .. just because i buy a sympathy card does not mean i need to buy Kleenex! #
  • Who wants to join in a mud fight? i'll bring the water if you bring the dirt, ok? a'right? LET'S DO IT! #
  • I re-watched @peeweeherman on #WWERAW this week… laughed just as hard again… REALLY! REALLY! REALLY! REALLY! in reply to peeweeherman #
  • Did you see what I just did? Wasn't IT LAME?… i think so! #
  • RT @RickThorne: Dumbass-Douchebag-Dirty-Dork-Dickhead-Duh #
  • What do you mean the meeting isn't at 9? #

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