Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-10-28

  • h81o – Hey… thanks lady for letting me listen to you breath while I waited 5 min for you to get your credit card and not read it off. #
  • The "fragrance free" #Oust still has a fragrance & tastes like dookie! #twoopin #
  • We are not crossing the street… i do not need to hold your hands… BUT you're in luck, I'll give you a push towards the street #
  • I want to be a homeless bum hermit that lives under a castle's draw bridge… and the only word i will ever say is DUDE! and point, then run #
  • This song bores me… fast forward through IT please! #
  • I will never try those stoopid pretzel M&Ms because I hate how that stoopid M&M sounds… he whines more than @emojesus! #
  • Rant.Session.Over……. #
  • I wish I had Rocko's Modern Life & Pee-Wee's Playhouse on DVD… if so, i'd be watching that right now! #
  • screw turning my #mtndew CAN in to a "bottle"… if i want a can, i'm NOT going to drink it like a "bottle" using BottleTop…  #
  • I want to meet the lion who can sleep at night in the mighty jungle, because the Wizard of Oz taught me that lions are cowards. #
  • #ThingsIThinkAboutAtNight – Watching TV would suck if you were deaf AND illiterate! #
  • #h81o – #5Guys has crispy bacon… why didn't i think to get crispy phuckin' bacon? WTPh #
  • Someone bring me another cheese burger please! #
  • Stop debunking what I think is the truth! In other news, #idratherbe #twooping! ToT #
  • I dislike #twooping in public restrooms, but have no problem tweeting on a public twitter account #
  • I need to start posting @DJ48/#ThatGuy's IMs: haha theres alota greeks in the area whho wants to live in a g… http://hellotxt.com/l/gW9X6h #
  • I command you to blah blah blah blah #
  • I've seen a ship with black sails!  #
  • It does not take talent to be hard at work, but you need the skillz to be hard at work, but hardly working! #
  • .@sTnez i think 49 states will be throwing parties just because the Yankees lost! in reply to sTnez #
  • Who's having a hot dog for lunch? ME! #
  • I'll be doing something tonight on #BlogTV not sure what… new track that I started this morning? or babble? http://htxt.it/Gugq #
  • IM from @DJ48: graeme radio isnt about just poop its about engaging the audience and mobilizing the communit… http://hellotxt.com/l/k0FyjS #
  • This may not be a "perfect CAN" of #MtnDew but sure TASTES perfect! #
  • Get your beat on w/me over on #BlogTV …original beats & bass & other things being recorded right now… http://htxt.it/IH6b #
  • they made…. a tremors 4? #
  • Listen up, cuz I'm only telling you this once, it's not a bed time ladies, so pay attention… it's 2033, the world is screwed now! #
  • wow… deja vu… i just figured out where i may have first heard the term #buttsmear before i called someone that… #tankgirl #
  • hehe… i win #
  • I heard a noise… did you hear a noise? Oh wait, that was just the bass drum loop…. bwhahaha…. but did you hear it? #
  • I had a dream that space monkeys will take over my moat, but not the boat! Hhhooorrraaayyyyyyy #
  • Holy crap… this dude has Ramen eating skillz for sure! http://allamusing.com/post/1103297055/how-to-eat-ramen-like-a-boss #
  • Maybe today i will think to myself, but still tell you everything because i never shut up! #twoopin #
  • iSCREAM http://dailybooth.com/u/5oeg5 #
  • I would never ask myself (inside my head) or outloud: does anyone have a ricola? #
  • THIS IS AWESOME! I so need a pig… and a baby monkey!… http://hellotxt.com/l/Pcmy54 #
  • RT @stacheman: I quit bowling [will you keep the stahe?] #
  • I'm playing Birdish Petroleum, and they have some 70s funk going on…. #
  • Man… Thank you #seesmic for not deleting posts if I havn't closed the window… wannabe flame-wars are hella awesome! #
  • For the cheese that awaits me tomorrow, I will dream of eating every last piece! #
  • rrrriiinnnngggggg a ding dong dinga ding dang gone… that's how i'm going to talk ALLLLL day long m.phers! #
  • Take  a bite of the cheese! BITE THE PHUCKIN' CHEESE…gosh #
  • i want a #LightBright at my desk… it is big enough for 4 letter words like phuck! #
  • #h810 – Miss Piggy does her own voice… duh… and her son is in those car insurance ads (looks just like his dad!) and he can talk,too! #
  • RT @BrettStolz: Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina. <— say it out loud. It's just so fun to say! #ThankYouDelthaFunkyHomosapien #
  • i wonder if my G1's case is falling apart after 2 years because of my #twooping sessions IT has spent with me? #
  • #H810 – One word: "Scary" #
  • I need to make videos for tammy, like i'm some kinda dork nerd geek who sits in front of his computer waiting for stupid projects to happen! #
  • Go to your bookshelf, pull out the first book you can't see, and tell me the first word on the 43rd page, please… thank you. #
  • Oh man… this rules even more that I don't even know if they're swearing or not! #JayandSilentBob … I won… http://hellotxt.com/l/df8lxS #
  • I hear thunder, even though there is rain… ToT at least this thunder can still break window panes! #
  • Have you heard my Non-Titled.EP tracks i released on #soundcloud Check IT: http://htxt.it/sxHd & let me know what you think #
  • Pee-Wee on RAW next week? I wonder what the secret word will be! @peeweeherman, can you give us a clue? #
  • Dang-a-dong nabbit… "classic" batman was a cliff hanger, but is the #hub netowrk really going to play the 2nd part of the "hour"?? #
  • #h81o – my apartment buildings #USPS postman dude who phucked up my mail….AGAIN #
  • Why does the owner not save his apartment guide list for the buzzer sheet?? phuck #
  • #h81o -i know "graeme speak" can be difficult to understand, but if i dumb my wording down anymore, i might as well draw pictures! #
  • i need to hire a PR person or a translator for my day to day convos and e-mails, because people can't comprehend my words and/or thoughts #
  • While some are saying good-bye to an old friend/family member(in shitty weather),Bethany & I are welcoming a new neighbor. #polishcemetery #
  • #TJMaxx has "buyers" who "know" fashion AND they talk directly w/the designers? What to keep em in buisness on their last leg? #
  • I wonder if my new neighbor will make a crashing (through the window) introduction, minus the headstone #livingnextdoor to a #polishcemetery #
  • I wonder if I could sell polish hut dogs when people are hanging out w/the dead people next door. #livingnextdoor to a #polishcemetery #
  • If I was a leaf, I'd pass on the superglue and jump, i mean, fall. #
  • I wonder if earth's moon ever thought of wearing boots.. #
  • I told you before… DOT DOT DOT …I'm not wearing the dress to work…IT makes my butt look huge! #
  • Even though I'd never make IT as a pirate, having a peg led would be pretty bad ass! #
  • How about a joke? #
  • fish sticks make fish logs look huge! #
  • Phuck you #burgerking .. you ruined my dinner! Why did you have to put an onion ring in w/my fries. I am going to beat up @emojesus now! ToT #
  • The original @emojesus, created in 2008. Only 15ish custom emo jesus dolls are in this world! http://dailybooth.com/u/5qnys #
  • The latest from @DJ48: hey boss there isn't much time is there no we dont have long to go no,alright,the crawling kingsnake & i rule my den #
  • i love the taste and smell of great grilled chicken… where's my chicken? BAWK #
  • If I was buried in an avalanche, I wouldn't spit to find which direction is up… What if it turned in to an icicle and took out your eye? #

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