Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-10-21

  • I'm watching a bug travel around a chair while someone is sitting on the chair…that's my entertainment today! #
  • im sorry but i do not want to eat a cup of salt in 30 seconds… that does not sound good by any means! #
  • #h81o Me to my #burgerking bad falling: PHUCK! stupid ass phucking phuck! #
  • I planned on #TheSocialNetwork this weekend, but #Jackass3D rules that out.. in other news, I'm live on #BlogTV @ 7ish http://bit.ly/2GuE2D #
  • I could go for some #BerryBlendz right now, but I'll have to wait until morning… until then BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM #
  • The Brain is about to talk some trash bout TRASH!Lots of nonsense trash! Tune in on #BlogTV now! http://www.blogtv.com/People/tourettesradio #
  • you are a fax machine! #
  • This dude needs money to fund stupid projects and you get free stuff…even though he hasn't updated in years! http://su.pr/8UP2u7 lol #fb #
  • Sounds to me that you're a buffoon! and yes, i needed spell check for "a"! #
  • Heard on #93x In regards to Brett Favre.The football nailed his two kids in a sack! or at least what i think that's what the junk term was! #
  • #h810 – overheard: "you can't fix stupid"…. oh how that statment is true of the person making the comment #
  • I know what IT feels like to run around like a chicken w/IT's head cut off… only thing is, which i was hoping for, was hitting things! #
  • If i had a blind friend, i'd always take him on sight seeing trips, then tell him there's nothing to see here just to phuck with him! #
  • RT @JueL: Two cars crashed on I35. Neighbor actually got on his golf cart to stare at them….sheesh I just used binoculars #
  • QT @ambiejen: Right when i get done scrubbing the shit outta the toilet someone walks in. Pleeeease dont poop! [what if they #twoop ] in reply to ambiejen #
  • I have a hairy growth on my left leg… and it cleans itself, too… they sure don't make hairy growths like the good ol days! #
  • Testing the new alpha of hellotxt for #android w/doodle… http://hellotxt.com/l/oy1275 #
  • Quick… gimmie a Hootie and the Blowfish song, or at least lyric… it's harder than you think without using google! #
  • Hellotxt has made me a doodle arrrtist… http://hellotxt.com/l/uXpdUX #
  • We are off to see Jackass3D…. IN 3D! 3D! 3D! #
  • #Jackass3D is the closest any of the movies came to the TV show and CKY! 2 dick(house)s up! #
  • My burger from Annie's Cafe was phucking good…i don't remember the burger's name but it was good, that's for sure! #
  • Not that I need to or should, but I'd love to scream out the window: SHUT THE PHUCK UP… then laugh as the kids stop in their tracks! #
  • I wanna talk, i mean rock, i mean talk… Live in 60min on #BlogTV preshow starting sooner than that, yo! h… http://hellotxt.com/l/9uQUVF #
  • The live stream is showing some hairy B&W pussy before the show @ 7p!! http://live.tourettesradio.com #BlogTV #
  • Come on party people… everybody say… STFU… i mean, come and chat while I babble on #BlogTV about #twoop http://live.tourettesradio.com #
  • DeeDee makes the best dragon stories ever on Dexter's Laboratory! #
  • I admit IT, i'm a man… I have nothing on the dude who shot the dart gun in to Steve-O in #Jackass3D .. or play the trumpet! #
  • The birds are mocking me because they can fly…I will point and laugh @ them when they fly in to a window and become all discombobulated! #
  • I just told a joke to the wall… IT didn't laugh, so i punched it… IT still wasn't laughing… in conclusion: walls don't like jokes! #
  • Hmm… KFC isn't open yet, but IT smells like grilled chicken… #
  • Look out your window and shake your fist at whatever living creature you see… even if IT is a squirrel and IT goes wwwweeeeeeeeeeeee #
  • What socks should i wear today when i get out of the shower? the white ones, or the white ones, or the white ones with grey toes/heels? #
  • RT @peeweeherman: You bet! RT @Mr_Salinas Hey Pee-wee, is Randy going to be in your Broadway show? [Randy is awesome!] #
  • What's black/red and white all over? whatever the phuck i'm working on, duh! #
  • awww…. #phuck #fb http://dailybooth.com/u/5jpzt #
  • my brain dislikes attempting to understand words that you say… i don't know why, but it dislikes IT! #
  • Just listened to a version of #duelingbanjos on @JueL's live stream… Hit play in the side bar: http://suzenjuel.com #
  • I ain't got the blues myself, but I got the blues playin'! #
  • Tip-top glug-glug… I hope I find Troy today so I can help find his brudder! #
  • Mutant Spawn are taking over the airwaves as I type this! #
  • #h81o – why do i have2wait until AFTER Halloween to us my 5 free Jr. Frosty coupons from Wendy's? That is like, forever from now! #
  • Next up on whatever game show i'm not playing: you chance to win a box of matches that will never ignite! now some commercials… #twooping #
  • Here is an idea for you… Be like a snowflake… be original and try not to make the same update twice! change IT up, yo! #
  • RT @RickThorne:My band @goodguysinblack 1st music vid spread the word :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAyWPo3lSEU (check IT @stacheman) #
  • hub-a-lub hub-a-lub…hooey hooey hooey. #
  • .@dayane27181 did you know you can go fist phuck yourself for some free coupons, too? in reply to dayane27181 #
  • I'm pretty sure they aren't laughing with you if they are poiting in your direction, but thanks for playing! #
  • #h81o -Let's play Make a Phucking Decision (and test IT) Before Asking Questions… now can you help me pick our 1st contestent? #
  • .@SexyCamxxx Go skull phuck your dead uncle please… and take your wooty woot with IT and choke on a few maggots, thnxz! in reply to SexyCamxxx #
  • As much as I can't stand NOT having socks on, IT takes me FOREVA to put socks on in the first place, so much that I took 2 pairs out today #
  • I really need to take a marker to these walls,so when people talk about the room I'm in "if these walls could talk," the room can stay quite #
  • RT @Wersching: :) RT @mewzikm8kr: Wait, Yankees fans are leaving before a game is over? #soreLOSERS #boofuckinhoo #
  • Whiteout correction tape is the coolest invention either… Someday I'm going to waste an entire roll on one peice of paper! #
  • If you were a troll, I'd tell to go back under the bridge where you belong… and to tell David the Gnome that he is a stoopid face! #
  • Some dude had a tooth, inside his ear, for 30 phuckin' years? Maybe that's what happened to my right ear? #
  • Pretty artwork in the carwah bathroom! http://twitpic.com/2z0wm3 #
  • Tammy questions how i know the flute solo on the classic rock station… umm i grew up on this shiz dummy face! #
  • I should write lyrics for a song called: Empire State of #Twooping #
  • #h81o – DookieNutz… our shower is under construction… at least IT's not my #twooping machine… yet! #
  • i'm still pretty sure if i was a chick, i'd be a hot babe with an awesome headband… i wish that dude was my friend… shakey shakey… #
  • You may have ideas, but not my ideas… #
  • i said… brush your teeth! hammer time #
  • IT's just another day to randomly shake your fist at random people! #
  • If you shake a piece of white paper to get my attention, i will think you need to cross the street! #
  • If I had a yo-yo, and a boat (in my moat), i would do & sing the folliwing: yo, yo, yo your boat, gently down the stream! #twooping #
  • I think Incubus said IT best: if you piss in the wind, you will wind up smelling #
  • RT @amanjo: I wore my only purple shirt on Monday. Sorry. I'll make up for it by punching a bully today. in reply to amanjo #
  • RT @stacheman: Dyckesville, wi!!! Yes! Awesome! I should shit here! [don't forget to #twoop in reply to stacheman #
  • Want to know what I could go for right now? A pound of sugar and some cookie dough, followed by some #MtnDew #
  • RT @OscarRMartinez: Someone was just twoopin also. http://twitpic.com/2z2fgv [what a p-turdy kitty!] #
  • I just made the pen and paper move using my mind!!!!!!! (and the help of my fingers, but I didn't see that because I closed my eyes!) #
  • I have apple cider, I have apple cider #nomnomyum #
  • Good morning there… is IT time to eat some alligator stew? #
  • are you following me (on twitter?) #

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