Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-10-14

  • Phuck the ice cream… I want to eat the truck! #
  • Do you know how hard IT is to talk to someone without using the word "the"???? DO YOU? #
  • What do you mean you/he/she doesn't want zombie eyes in the picture? they're not even dressed like zombies! #
  • Thinking about nothing is the best! #twooping #
  • After I pack & shower & other stuff… I'll try and go live by 7/8p CST @ http://live.tourettesradio.com wit… http://hellotxt.com/l/59rcm2 #
  • RT @ColtonLA: Getting my @twoop on again still @twooping for life #
  • I think #PrankHouse might be my new #BBF .. I just shot some dudes balloons off his sack with a paintball gun! #
  • I am live on the internuts … talking soon, but eating listening to Pandora… http://www.blogtv.com/People/tourettesradio #
  • Merton says: "i'm not emo damnit! i'm some new thing you've never even heard of!" #
  • I'm so stoopid… I forgot the video for Merton's "i'm not emo damnit! i'm some new thing you've never even … http://hellotxt.com/l/zupP6Z #
  • You there….how do you cross the ts and dot dot dot the is? #
  • IT is a very good thing I don't play golf, because I am missing a bucket of golf balls… except i never had them in the first place! #
  • #h81o -And people wonder why I'm not are my desk…to #twoop and get peace and quite! #
  • I'm so stoopid… I forgot the video for Merton's "i'm not emo damnit! i'm some new thing you've never even heard of!" http://htxt.it/v/yeXq #
  • let's get stoopid! #
  • The gong of the ding-dong just sounds wrong! #
  • i have 8min left, and i'm doing what the King of #Twoop does best… #TWOOPIN ! now go find a monkey and feed him a banana! #
  • I've been on the road for an hour and made my one and only stop before getting to the 'rents place… motha phuckin' #kwiktrip #
  • Eatin' @ Mom Kitchen in EC before I go Skype video some stuffNthings… #nomnom & almost got liver! #
  • Why can I never fall asleep when I'm at my parents house for the night? Who's the lucky ones to keep me entertained? HAHA SUCKERS! #
  • One of my best friends for 19yrs… still going strong! http://dailybooth.com/u/5dl5s #
  • I went out of my parents sight for 15 seconds and you know what happens? I cut my thumb open with a cat brush/comb gimmick #
  • Why is there a mop sitting in my parents basement, which is carpet? it's one of those wisher washer ones, too #
  • I my awesome custom freestyle scooter @stacheman and I found in the woods. I'd ride it right now & yell: THE BRITISH ARE COMING! #
  • Can someone drive to my parents house in EC and turn the basement lights off for me? then maybe i'll go to sleep! #
  • RT @stacheman: My wrist hurts from bowling. I'm going to have to strengthen it, that means more masturbating. Yes! #
  • The brain inside my head has put up a vacant sign, but no phone number. #
  • I feel like I'm recording a game of Pong, or a tennis match, right now! Can't wait for lunch with @stacheman @ #Cancun #
  • Join us… come join us, join us yyaahhhh yaaahhh, JOIN US FOR PONG! #TheVandals #
  • Had lunch with @stacheman, who's more like #beardman right now. good seein him & catchin up… now back to Twincy… but 1st, #twoopin in reply to stacheman #
  • I feel like Charlie from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! #ilove #kwiktrip … that is all, please no more questions #
  • I'm not set up to go live, but I'm thinking about going live, but making and holding no promises, just my bladder and my breath! #
  • WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE NO C2?????? No more feeling like Charlie in the chocolate factory… #
  • I don't know what my eyeballs taste like… that's probably a good thing! #
  • Good morning 5:15…did you bring me the bacon I asked for in my dream? #
  • RT @LanceLash: Happy 10-10-10 fuckers. #
  • Who holds the key to the door on the left at this time? I'm sure there is a box of instant bacon or something, and i'm hungry! #
  • RT @ids07: Where will today lead me… [to a light switch, a key ignition, the store, the fridge, but don't forget a bathroom to #twoop ] #
  • RT @billamend: Jason Fox unveils his smartphone strategy… http://www.foxtrot.com [our next phones @IDS07 @HeatFan @JavaJunky? haha] #
  • For as much as I promote bathroom habits, RT peoples #twooping sessions, i NEED to get sponsored by a company in the toiletry industry! #
  • If I had to jump out a window, and there were 4 windows to jump out of… which one should i pick? which one would YOU pick? #
  • There goes my plan on walking away from jumping out the window… thanks @sTnez @RealityTC @jwynia. the building had 3 ground windows! ToT in reply to sTnez #
  • Lucy's coin purse sock she "steals" from her toy drawer on Bethany's desk #catburglar #fb http://dailybooth.com/u/5eoi9 #
  • whoo-hoo… underwear dinner! #
  • Stop what you're doing until I tell you to start again….. STOP…. Now I will get some cheese…. #
  • I had to convince myself my almost tweet could only be written one way and IT would have been #isthataeuphemism .. Once again, you're lucky! #
  • You are the poster boy of what a poster boy shouldn't be! No talent required, just someone for us to point and laugh at! hooooray! #
  • I might have the Not.An.EP album tracks done… including 2 or 3 tracks that I wrote a few years ago… They should be on #SoundCloud soon. #
  • #h810 – that was the best "insult" you could give me was by dropping your pen after i did. ever wonder if you're the reason i drop them? O_x #
  • In a perfect world, I'd have my own office… Wait…I'd work from home! #
  • #fact I am not a fan of deep fried fish… grilled or raw is the way to go! #
  • Saw an old dude and "wife" driving fast in a Buick.I think he took a Viagra & had to act fast! I hope he doesn't hump anything that moves! #
  • Eye know longer haz a kookie, bekause i eight IT… ToT #
  • #h81o – i guess you can now put the customer you are talking to on hold if you get a personal call that lasts over 3min! #
  • I'm not sure what they just said, but I think the sun is really green with orange and blue polka-dots and silly string! #
  • i don't look at extended forcasts, but a weather change is upon us in the Mid-Coast. How do i know? back pain! #inothernews #twooping #
  • I need to invest in something that hasn't been invented yet… so I have 99999999999999+ shares of IT because I'm awesome! #
  • who do I have to punch in the face to get some cheese and mtn dew up in here? #
  • I never had a lava lamp, but I should have bought one when I worked at Spencers and they had the "make your own" custom ones… oh well #
  • There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, A little more like Lemon Meringue #Poe #Haunted #
  • IT's time to Chilly Down… WITHOUT YOUR HEAD!… http://hellotxt.com/l/I0GL2t #
  • I finished and uploaded my Non-Titled.EP to #SoundCloud Check it out & RT please! http://htxt.it/jc6Q – 20 min of music to chill to! #
  • Don't say I didn't warn you… warn you about what? warn you that… wait… i told you too much… forget anything i just wrote! #
  • I'm pretending to go to bed… but you should go to bed, or wake up listening to my Non-Titled.EP http://bit.ly/cV5c1z #soundcloud #20min #
  • I pretended my plastic looking pizza from Holiday was tasted better than it did! IT wasn't bad, but wasn't good either #
  • Do you have a tissue with my issue with the tissue that doesn't have an issue? #
  • I don't have contact with the aliens that dropped me off at my parent's house and my parents are bored w/me and want me sent back! #
  • RT @k_nica:some people need to keep their personal businesses to themselves.twitter is for twooping,leave the rest of your life out if it. #
  • RT @ambiejen: if only everyone had a mustache #thatwouldbeawesome (do you agree @stacheman?) #
  • Why is IT that When the little bluebird Who has never said a word, Starts to sing Spring? WHY WHY WHY? #
  • Who wants to make me a #twoop mobile? I mean, for real, I, The King of Twoop, needs an awesome set of wheels for my RT'ing needs… #
  • I swear there was a typo or misprint in the MN Road Guide to Haunted Locations that was copied from the WI book…a ghost must have fixed IT #
  • I'm watching this new channel called HUB, and IT has this show called Happy Days based on the 1970s.They make Henry Winkler look young, ehhh #
  • #ThatGuy @DJ48 reminded me that I wish I grew up to be an Oompa Loopa. they have life figured out for sure! AND LIVE IN A CANDY FACTORY!!! #
  • Holy Smoke Batman, new the Batmans over the last 15 years have nothin on Adam West! He's badass! #hub ZAP..WHAMO.BIFF.POWWW #
  • I have blank pieces of paper at my desk at work that swear they will always stay blank… that will change soon enough! STOOPID PAPER! #
  • RT @wheretheresawil: The biggest decision of my day: read a book or play my DS while pooping? #twooping #
  • note2self: Your iPod is NOT your G1… the cords will not work with the wrong device… ITiot! #
  • I'm walking to my car this morning & the dead people living in the polish cemetery hear me mutter: PHUCK PHUCK PHUCK as I forgot a #MtnDew #
  • Once again, i am late going over to the training meeting that i'm supposed to be teaching.why?i have much better things to do like #twooping #
  • This #TacoBell tastes good w/#MtnDew! I also have a hot sauce packet saying: "This Place for Rent" What place? Depends on where you put IT! #
  • #h810 – Does anyone know if they make non-plastic #sporks If so, do they make ones that fold in half? I would like one, but don't have one! #
  • why the phuck won't iMovie see the USB video camera… I don't have the DV cable, so can't use that… WTPh? #
  • Why is @Trvsbrkr's new Cool Kids track hella lame? I thought solo albums were to showcase your talent! will his whole album sound like this? #
  • Someone owes me a vacation! yeah! #
  • When you are about to cross the street, do you look left or look right first? if you don't look, then you shouldn't answer the question, DUH #
  • Feeling lucky, punk? #
  • That's why I'm going to visIT his shop as… Bruce Wayne! #
  • I've never been attacked by a three toed sloth or an anteater… For sure the three toed sloth attack would be a slow & painful death! #
  • i think i'm going to start removing "shift" keys… there are too many of them and all they do is make people yell 75% of the time! #
  • don't judge me just because i just used "fancy dancy" in an e-mail! #

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