Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-10-07

  • I just realized that #Android phone owners gets to WEEEEEE WEEEEEE WEEEEE to the market if they'd like! Yup, that's right! I'm a pig! LOT #
  • You just missed me screaming like a girl(on purpose)because I saw a butterfly fly from a bunch of weeds, but in reality,it was a grasshoper! #
  • What is wrong with me??? I'm quite disappointed that i've been lacking my awesome skillz of un-awesome un-necessary thoughts and banter! #
  • IT's been a month since I saw the soon-to-be #KwikTrip in River Falls, WI. I shed a tear to see it's still not open tonight! ToT #wannabeemo #
  • Every Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady is almost as funny as The Hangover, http://htxt.it/7lQG... http://hellotxt.com/l/3BWKau #
  • I'm not original, so this probably has been said already… #followfriday #ff: #theyellowbrickroad #
  • RT @HeatFan: Watching Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: A History of Rap on Hulu: http://hulu.com/w/5hlp [i just watched IT too...bad ass] #
  • I laugh at all the drivers I can hear on 694 right now…I should jump the fence, point, and laugh at you all… Bwawww…hahaha bwawww haha #
  • Why is IT that every morning I spot at there sight of mmyself in the morning? Oh yeah… Brushing my teeth! #
  • Let's stop & think about that acorn that never had a chance when the garbage truck ran IT over. RIP little acorn that i never cared about! #
  • Nothing is going to stop the power of something that squishes you like a bug with a giant light bulb! IT'll be in the history books someday! #
  • .@RefRobPage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIp1I5Atr3Q&feature=related <–This is how I'm starting my Friday… "i'm in the mood to scam!" #
  • Walkin past the naked butt boys in Stillwater right now! #
  • A giant freakin' pumpkin @ Leo's back patio! http://twitpic.com/2tojnk #
  • .@biffbiffbiff I'm going to try flashing your 2.0.1, but if it sucks or phucks shit up, i'll never RT your #twoop sessions again! lol #
  • I hate complaining about the weather, but the windy/sprinkling weather made us leave Stillwater early… now IT is like, ya know, niceNstuff #
  • If IT wasn't for me, I wouldn't be wearing the clothes I'm wearing because my mom didn't dress me today! #truefact #itsontheinternet! #
  • I admit IT… I only have 1 pair of black/dark socks…. I got em for being in a wedding… if I wasn't in the wedding, no black/dark socks! #
  • This video will give you nightmares or a good laugh before bed… #BeenerKeeKee … Telephone (With Me) "lip… http://hellotxt.com/l/OXQ9ZP #
  • Who's shooting off fireworks? What's the celebration? TELL ME NOW… Did #WallyTheBeerMan get his job back? #
  • RT @refrobpage: @itradio wally is innocent #
  • Haha…I posted that kid singing Telephone & Bonnie responds saying IT looks like her bf's little brother & he doesn't even have a brother! #
  • going to EC to celebrate @graemeshotsister's birthday 1 day early… sooshi fish will be what's for dinner! #
  • i think i just learned how to spell "sister," wanted to show off my skills, but forgot Bert's twitter (@graemeshotsis) name drops the "ter" #
  • I thought i'd share(but IT's not true):I #twooped myself today/To see if I'd still feel/I flush it down the drain/The only thing that's real #
  • Why do women have such a thing for bags? #
  • We're watchin' @graemeshotsis play #EyePet as she gently strokes her monkey! #
  • Sooshi fish is swiming in my belly…I ate the entire #UnderwaterWorld .. except the turtles, because I like turtles! #
  • What's the best after sooshi fish dessert? How about #TacoJohns hardshell tacos & a #MtnDew I don't know about you, but that's what I do! #
  • Moon the cow to cross the golden gate bridge at the break of dawn! #
  • Goober just started giving herself a late night bath and toe cleaning…and now she sleeps…and now I blink like a squirrel! #
  • i've never asked for a Nordictrack thingy-ma-gimmick for a present, and i'm not going to start now! #
  • #h81o – today is sunday right? then why do i have a headache from smashing my head against the wall because the stupidity i've already seen? #
  • today's Bert's birthday… which means she's (1yr) old(er)! happy bday bert! #
  • what do you think is safer? texting & driving over the MN/WI bridge OR having a case of taco neck while crossing the bridge?? #
  • If i start, will i finish? #
  • Twooping is one thing, butt these people who eat while they twoop? GROSS! #
  • Make it for me, I won't pay you, but I'll claim IT as my own… do IT…. do IT NOW! #
  • I am going to make like 5 avatar images today… like 5 of em… will you even see them? #
  • you are as dumb as paint… wait, no… paint is smarter than you! #
  • IT smelt like hippies in the hallway earlier. i wanted to start screaming: BAWK!WHERE'S MY CHICKEN?BAWK! you don't get it?you don't have to #
  • You do not resemble "that guy" anymore… maybe you need to shave #
  • I am going to try showering without clothes, because they are still clean and don't need washing. #
  • Who wants to play a round of POGS? I'm not playing, but i'm wondering if anyone WANTS to play, duh… what did you think i meant? #
  • if I couldn't crack my toes, then I'd would have been bored 10 seconds earlier! #
  • I am eating the musical fruit! or was… IT iz gone now #
  • IT's a good thing I never wanted to me a mountain lion! #
  • #DidYouKnow .. that my Scion xB is the box that rocks the stocks… AND is the angry car? you didn't, well I shake my fist at you then! #
  • #h81o – this twooping season is brought to you by the need to get away from the sound of lotion bottles being tapped on the desk #
  • ILm trying to day dream that I'm throwing myself out the window… like an old western! (or the Pepsi ad) #
  • .#h81o – this twooping season is brought to you by the need to get away from the sound of lotion bottles being tapped on the desk #
  • Take that phuck heds! #
  • #h81o – who is dumb enough to NOT clean up their period blood off the floor… but who is dumber to step in it? #
  • Did i really just hear someone say: "Okay, here we go… okay…" when walking in to the bathroom hallway? #
  • RT @Dalton_Carter: Is post-nom #twooping #
  • How many people marked out to CopaCabana on DWTS (Bethany's watching in the other room)…I marked out in the other room w/the funky chicken #
  • Why do we need to blame ITRadio? Because I said so… that's why! #
  • me: it smells like rotting pumpkins… B: it smells like ass… Me: yeah… pumpkin ass! #
  • if I happen to hear a dude say "how do you do"…i wonder if his REAL name is Sue! #
  • On top of spaghetti, all covered with ccchhheeessseee, I lost my poor meatball, which means I can't eat for a week! #
  • This tweet will only make sense to those reading this in the dark, because that is how i'm posting this! DUH! #
  • RT @amanjo: @itradio "NOW YOU GONNA DIE!" #
  • RT @amanjo: @ITradio just made me listen to some Johnny Cash. He has amazing mind-control powers through his Twitter account! #freaky #
  • Is IT me, or are my tweets posting faster in the dark with #twicca Just me? that is soooooooooooo cool! #
  • is IT time to rock some air or what? OR Pick your eye booger? What about both? #
  • If i'm supposed to think… don't put me inside a box! #
  • How must one eat a Butterfinger without IT melting in your hand? TELL ME NOW¡!!¡ #
  • .@erincandy you do realize that someone just penned a 3D movie about your headache… the special effects on your brain pounding = awesome! in reply to erincandy #
  • For all of those people who wish they had a hot ass, but without the workouts to get it… use a blow dryer… at least you're feel hot! #
  • #Question .. can ghosts still float in outer space? do they need special ghost suits? #
  • This is a phuckin' crowd! Voodoo People (at the end) rocks! (@stacheman what do you think?)… http://hellotxt.com/l/UIq8n0 #
  • i had a post, but then i realized it would be read the way you would read it, so you are… nope, i'm lucky! #
  • Good morning light bulbs that light up the room… if you worked! (No light bulbs were harmed during this update) #
  • How do you post an update about eating a #jimmyjohns sammich and not have this reply: #isthataeuphemism #
  • #fact .. I've never wanted to join a bobsled team, but I like the movie Cool Runnings! #
  • #h81o – excuses on not know the difference between a SHRED BIN and a RECYCLING bin in the medical field… #
  • I have better conversations with walls than I do with people! well, that's what my imaginary friends tell me! #
  • If I had a dime for every excuse I heard from one person in a month, I'd have my cars paid off, 3 new phones, 3 houses and a boat in a moat! #
  • .@BrettStolz .@BrettStolz "Now I'm naked, except for my socks
    And you know when I'm down to just my socks
    What time it is" #ITsBusinessTime in reply to BrettStolz #
  • I could look IT up, but I want to see if YOU remember… how many times should you chew each bite according to Danny Tanner? #
  • BRING ME A CHEESE STEAK! #
  • I just remembered that Terry Fox is… BALD #itsafact #
  • If someone brings @LanceLash and some cheese steaks… we'll dailybooth that shit! #
  • I swear to you that I just had a full bowl of popcorn sitting in front of me two min ago… now i can see my reflection in the popcorn bowl #

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