Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-09-30
- My 20oz Mtn Dew tastes like water, because water from a filter has taste… i mean, oh yeah… it is water… ToT #
- Tammy just bought #MtnDew to restock the fridge and you know what else?? CCcchhheeEEEeeeseeeeEEe #
- #h81o _ I feel lost…what has mt job done to me… I am hours behind in your lives! #
- I will be going live tonight to laugh for no reason…. maybe near 7ish! #
- About to go live and LAUGH for no reason… maybe… http://htxt.it/k5bQ! Be there… you don't need an account to chat IT up! GO NOW #
- I tried counting the bumps on my ceiling… I can only count to 100 before I get bored, so I quit! #
- RT @biffbiffbiff: When you're married with kids, every bowel movement is a vacation #twooping #
- .@biffbiffbiff Once again.. thanks for promoting #twooping to the Android community! We flash together AND flush together! haha in reply to biffbiffbiff #
- I lost the train that had my thought on it #
- Has anyone found my thought yet? IT's missing… how long before you can file a missing thought report? #
- Holy Shat…@ishatonyou is giving away Halo Reach and an XBox360 if this video reaches 1million views! http://t.co/qlLMOSJ via @youtube #
- If my thoughts are missing,then I can't think that I thought I was thinking about thoughts that I'm missing.I can't think if this made sense #
- IT may just be another great day to shake your fist at anyone who is in eyesight… even if they don't deserve it… but they do! #
- Check the door on the left before you leave please… and don't knock… barge the phuck in! #
- RT @adomanico01: #fartstock2010 BABY!!!!! #
- IT's not a matter of when… it's a matter of how! #
- #h81o – i guess i'm no longer allowed to eat lunch while it is still hot… even if i still have time on my break… gphy! #
- How can they function day to day and attemp to think, yet i don't think and i'm the "bad guy"… you know what? gphy #
- RT @ChromeDroid: @biffbiffbiff Love mcchris [sometimes i'm a #twooping #hoodieninja!] in reply to ChromeDroid #
- The bass drum isn't going fast enough for my feet… What if I could controll the tunes i'm listening to with the speed of my feet? #
- Women…how the phuck does one get period blood on the SIDE of the toilet? #twooping #sickshit #
- "did you think she heard me" no, i could bearly hear you whispering while you said it next to me "but you can only hear out of 1ear" So??? #
- Man… the weekend is way too long… i can't wait for monday to get back to work!! #
- i don't think the hood ornament willl be what hurts someone in an accident… http://htxt.it/ffej #
- I'm thinking the sun is going to forget to pay it's electric bill soon… and it will be dark 27/4 #
- RT @amanjo: @GSJensen @IDS07 I know Mondays are also not good for @ITradio either. Monday is just kind of a sucky day for a gathering. #
- Who's up for a game of #CalvinBall And when did they start making #CalvinAndHobbes stamps? #
- Phuck off hillbillies! #
- IT's shITerday & do you know what that means? I do! I'll be live talking about nothing, cause that's what is the coolest thing to talk about #
- what should I eat for breakfast? #
- You know what doesn't rule about fall, back/knee pain… know what's cool about fall weather? I get to wear my #idratherbe #twooping hoodie! #
- Nothing beats Home Alone 2, no matter the season… To stay at the Plaza Hotel 1-800-759-3000 … home of the Ding Dang Dong show! #
- I'm not going to sit here and let the world pass me by… I'm just going to run the other way to make it go by faster/quicker…something #
- I highly doubt you have anything to do tonight….so listen to me banter about stupid things! Going live round 7or8-ish! #
- There'ss something in my ear that feels funny! if you listen/watch/chat w/me live in the next wee bit, you'll be listening2something funny 2 #
- I be startin' early with the live show tonight @ 7p… music pre-show is happening right phuckin' now! http://htxt.it/RZIO RT if you must! #
- What if our bodies were made of dandruff and pineapple cakes? #
- You should come to my place and clean it for me…. because that's what friends are for…. I'll sit back and give you compliments, too! #
- If I tell you I'm in a car wash, that must mean I'm in a car wash… I'm/IT's on the internet! #
- Some dude at the car wash REALLY needed to get his wash done & didn't let me even get 1/2 way through the dryer before entering! phucktard! #
- Tune in to @SuzenJueL/@JueL's live set via her live stream @ http://suzenjuel.com Hit play on the player in the sidebar! #
- RT @MichaelsLame: I'm gonna meet @twooping one day and were gonna have lunch and forever talk about all our twooping adventures #
- .@MichaelsLame Almost every Saturday night, I'm on #BlogTV and 99% of the time, the topic ALWAYS comes back to poo & #twooping in reply to MichaelsLame #
- Ok… cleaning time is almost over… then The Simpsons… but now I shower & #twoop while #AbletonLive 8.2 loads on the Mini & the MBP…. #
- I'm sorry Mr. Spider, or Ms. Spider, but you were going to ruin Bethany getting dinner ready, and I couldn't have that! Spider goes splat! #
- Maybe Flight of the Conchords should come back in cartoon format… and on non-HBO type channels, LOT #
- If you would like to consider this comment towards you… then fine…. you are a #lamesauce face! #
- dance monkey boy.. DANCE http://dailybooth.com/u/556ke #
- working on a TourettesRadio.com background of sorts…. while listening to @JueL's stream @ http://suzenjuel.com #
- I wish I could throw myself through walls… like Homer gets slammed through the wall in #
- I want to invent time machine that posts from the future about the future (not what we think the future might be) and I saw a Delorean today #
- If you press the blue button, you won't go to sleep! Won't go to sleep…sleep, sleep, sleep! #
- If you're already laying down flat on the floor, don't think you still can't fall down even further… cause if there's a will,there's a way #
- #h81o – stories that start with "did i ever tell you about…" because even if you did tell us… you'll still us again! STphU! #
- But I don't want to answer the blinky thingy that goes ring-a-dong-ding-dong! #
- RT @stacheman: @itradio @aweinke SAFETY DANCE!!! YES!!!! [leave your friends behind!] #
- Who's up for a whole raw onion for lunch? I am! #
- I went to pre-school to learn to use scissors, but I never learned how to cut along the lines… that's for sissy faces! #
- #h810 – yes, I do enjoy walking out of the bathroom with wet hands, touching doorknobs and possibly having a need to shake someones hand! #
- I wasn't told I need to give an answer at this time, so here IT is: rec rooms should not be painted orange w/yellow dots if the cows eat! #
- hi friend, hi friend, hi fr-ie-nd ie-nd ie-nd… #
- Have the cows jumped over the moon yet, or do I have to eat my ice cream first? #
- "They wanted no one in the crowd to get near the hoe until the dog was able to sniff the hoe!" You have to love crime shows! #
- Massive Attack on random starts NOW…. Speaking of Massive Attack, I need to watch House tonight. #
- WoW… that just had a case of the LAME to the SAUCE! you don't need to know what was L2tS, but whatever it was, L2tS sums IT up great! #
- BeeryBlendz always puts me in a better mood! #nom #
- I know @Deadmau5 has at least 1 cat… w/that said,Lucy strolled in the room when I turned on For Lack of a Better Name and is chillin' #
- .@amanjo Hey… any chance you could tell I just got home? hahahaha #twooping rules my world… not sure if that's good or bad in reply to amanjo #
- I know i'm not the next big thing, and I am not afraid to admit it… I also choose NOT to think, but sometimes my thoughts make sense! #
- Are you a vinny saugsage pizza head? #
- I wish I had eye ball I could throw down a ski jump… yup, I said it, a ski jump! I can do it during my lunch break, yo! #
- RT @joelmkatz: Who else is going to provide me with their morning #twoop updates RT:@Ladlesmith Back in action #
- What if Mojo Jojo teamed up with Dexter and his laboratory to take over the world? #
- I had a new idea for something, but that will need to hold off until another time… consider yourself lucky! YEAH! #
- I have better things to think about than trying to solve a not so important things…better things like:what the phuck i'm doing for lunch!! #
- i'm sorry if you need troubleshooting help, butt i needed to #twoop please try again later… bbbeeeeeeeeeeeppp #
- Tammy said I run people over while we're at lunch! #
- I did not live up to my expectations of running people over during lunch, but we did see the most un-cocky Porsche driver pulled over, LOT! #
- RT @stacheman: Holy shit. [well said... well said!] #
- I want a bed made out of #PopRocks or as a prank, give someone that bed and while they sleep, pour water on them! POP POP POP POP POP POP! #
- Who said Bethany could call in the middle of sending out a pointless Graeme tweet?!?? #
- Have you heard my Non-Titled.EP Trks on #SoundCloud (http://htxt.it/7QAu Download & listen to them w/@DestroyAngel's The Space in Between! #
- #h81o – answering a question before it's answered and then getting pissed off to the point you make yourself look like a phuckin moron! #
- the music in my head goes wooosh boom boom wooosh tis wooosh boom woosh tis tis #
- How can we move forward if you keep that stupid ass rock tied to your leg? oh, you didn't think of that? i guess we all must phuck thinking! #
- Sure I #twoop but this is the most intimate post I will ever admit & there is no point to this, but i'm posting this shirtless #xratedpost #
- Are you playing phone tag with me? NO? GOOD! #
- There is no need for an invisible arm/hand that only gives the finger… I would cut it off with dental floss if I indeed had one! #
- Today my landlord was going to pull the garden hose from under my car while I drove over it… it'd have been awesome if it really happened! #
- I went up to the mirror and told the person on the other side that i'm not scared of them… then the copied me again and again and again! #
- I am awesome… wanna know why? I just turned on The Nanny & was able to change the channel before she said anything! #
- IT's one thing to think… IT's another thing to think outloud! #
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