Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-08-26

  • #h81o – Man, one of my #KwikTrip chicken sammichs would be awesome to have right now, but I'm busy ToT #
  • RT @RefRickyReed: Has came to the conclusion that @itradio never sleeps they just #twoop [that's puckin' right!] #
  • Everytime you get a statment, you make a payment… or you DIE! And do not collect $200! #
  • I need to do more #twoopingshoes posts, but i'm lazy or I don't like the boxers I'm wearing! #twooping #
  • Sorry if you were bored with the lack of my stupid updates, but I was in River Falls tonight, which is building a huge Kwik Trip! IT's HUGE! #
  • For those who follow the other accounts… could you figure out I'm home? #
  • Why was it easier to teach two people over 30/45 wordpress who never used it before than someone using our new, but same system at work? #
  • I'm going to the MN Ren Fest w/my 'rents & Bethany Saturday. I'm sad IT's going to be hot & I can't wear my "I'd Rather be #twooping quot; hoodie #
  • Frosted Flakes….. ttttthhheeeyyyyy''''rrrreee greeeeeat…. if I had some! #
  • .@amanjo lol… I do my best… the Re_#twoop(s) are like rabbit turds… a whole bunch of chocolate peas at once! in reply to amanjo #
  • Click your heels 3 times as the clock strikes a tree branch on the corner of the building. There's no place like that place! #
  • StumbleUpon is out for #Android .. my battery will die faster than ever… LOT #
  • #h81o – I wish I had an extra head… that'd be cool, but I don't, so that makes me un-cool! #
  • Is this the G2 in the wild? I think a monkey should be holding IT… that'd be hella awesome! http://htxt.it/OFZC #
  • Dude, how awesome would IT be if flying monkeys flew out of my ass right now? #twoopin #
  • my supervisor sent an e-mail saying "let's get together after lunch"… now I have the song stuck in my head, yeah yeah yeah #
  • #h810 One huge reason I fear & loath #SocialMedia Social Media is not Social Networking! Face2Face is not Media; face2face is networking! #
  • With that said. I understand you can tie networking/media together depending out the outlet you use, but they are still 2 seperate things! #
  • i wish my shoes had wings… then I could fly and #twoop on birds who #twoop on humans! (no, a bird not did take a crap on me) #
  • I do what I do & post what I post for my own enjoyment… if you enjoy (some of)it, that's cool, even if you don't enjoy it, that's cool too #
  • Is there a reason why my coworkers are so phucking lazy that they can take a new roll of #twooping paper out but leave the empty roll on? #
  • Lucy is a guard-pussy to my MacMini right now, and Goober is making sure SpongeBob stays under water (except for that one episode) #
  • RT @sTnez: my next house http://twitpic.com/2gkegg [dude, I don't think you should #twoop in there... #twoop behind the garage! #
  • Holy crap old lady... you drove at least 10mph UNDER the speed limit on a 1way constuction road for 5 min! #
  • Like, umm... uhhh... what's up doc? #
  • IT's awful waffle time! awful waffle, awful WAFFLE, AWFUL WAFFLE! #
  • Check out my awesome pink headband (i'd twitpic IT if I really had one) and you'll hit a phuckin' tree! #
  • Do you ever think to stop and think for a second? (imo too much thinking) In other news... Haza! Turkey legs for breakfast in 3 hrs! #
  • I'm quite ToT that I did not have any flying monkeys come out of my butt while #twooping in my dreams last night! #
  • You know what today is? Lucy's birthday and she's THREE... Happy Birthday Lucky LicksAlot! or wucy wicca wok #
  • This just became a hella painful #twooping session...Lucy jumped up on me,then off, leaving a nice couple o scratches on my thigh #
  • I haven't gone in a couple yrs, but the Mn Ren Fest has gone down hill... only 1 size cups (no king?) and NO MTN DEW? Un-huzza to that! #
  • .@Xmodem I know! Now it's all coke productions, including Mello Yello... gross! #
  • Who wants a Mexican baby diapers for dinner? ME! #Chipotle here I come! #
  • Gonna be live sooner than later... after I eat, and sing happy birthday to Lucy... by that time, it might be 8... PHUCK #
  • My burrito exposed IT's guts http://twitpic.com/2gyszc #
  • I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
  • i enjoy rambling about nothing... nothing about everything is what I do best, other than #twoop Live now on @Blo... http://htxt.it/l/EkI4wI #
  • DUDE... I'm babbling... if i actually spoke... live... now... http://htxt.it/9Xvu #
  • #h810 - I'm still upset that the MN Ren Fest is no longer carrying #MtnDew .. I quite possibly could have stayed longer if they had IT! #
  • Happy 3rd Birthday Lucy (Licks A Lot)! Now go to bed!!! http://twitpic.com/2h1fyg #
  • Who wants to sleep for me and fill me in on the dreams I could have had? #
  • you can say IT again as I go to sleep, but I won't pay attention! #
  • The Nanny should be banned from any TV station I watch! I'd rather be twooping even when IT's a promo commercial! #
  • So, I closed my eyes and slept for a while... I'm back up doing my own thing... again... since whenever I started doing my own thing, yeah! #
  • Here is a g.raeme #twitterfact I've never sent OR received tweets through texting, even on my Dash w/the crappy $5 internet! #
  • I'm explaining to a friend how it's easier to get the stench off her body if she actually took her clothes for a change while showering! #
  • Anyone know of any all-you-can-eat crab places open at 8:15a, serving just that? what about sushi? #
  • RT @erincandy: Wtf is a duck tart #
  • Finally finding out how many twitter posts included "twoop" my first 14,999 tweets which was April 16,2010... drum roll please #
  • PHUCK! that was a waste of time trying to use Dreamweaver to find all my shi... I mean #twoop .. If you drum rolled, you can stop #
  • Wow Stumbleupon, I've missed you! Phuck you for Rick Rolling me at http://unhearIT.com, but thanks for the Super Mario Bros! #
  • Who wants to write all my ideas down for me today... I'll sit in a chair, lay on a couch, and you just write down my mindless banter! thanks #
  • When will the "experts" figure out 5 Differences Between Social Media and Social Networking: http://www.socialmediatoday.com/SMC/194754 #
  • Quite a few ideas still in my head. They are slowly getting #twooped out of my brain one by one.... FFLLUUSSHH #
  • Did you listen to the live show last night? I didn't think so... know what you missed, a rare 30 min convo w/@GraemesHotSis #
  • I wonder if #twoop enjoys the roller coaster inside my body more or the sewer system! Do you knowe? #twoopin #
  • I go to Holiday to get ice way too much! Some know me by name... some make people on break get me my ice from the ice machine! I haz skillz #
  • Sometimes I like to pretend I'm on hold, even though I'm not, just to listen to the dial tone. #
  • .@amanjo I kept having this dream where I was supposed to turn in a paper at the end of the year & the book was covered under tons of stuff! in reply to amanjo #
  • IT would suck if you were a flying super hero and your feet got stuck in cement... up UP and AWAY would rip your legs apart @ the knee cap! #
  • #h81o how don't know how a phone call got disconnected it you were the one who hung up on them.is IT wrong & not PC to blame yourself in '10 #
  • #h81o there is not enough air to soften the air punch to your face... #
  • #h81o - people who just don't get IT #
  • I should count how many tiles across are in this bathroom while #twooping #
  • Anyone up for going off the ski jump in Edina? If you do, I'll set up a giant trampoline to land on so you can make IT over the road! #
  • Do you like jazz? GOOD JAZZ? (not the KennyG/DaveKoz stuff) Check out a co-workers awesome podcast: Aurora Club J... http://htxt.it/l/2Przoy #
  • Dear makers of Mtn Dew (or Pepsi since they ship it out)... thank you for great tasting soda pop drink! #
  • I wish I could backflip off ants! #
  • I want to start a TV show/web series with iSean aka @DJ48... IT'll be called "This and That Guy" #
  • #h810 - Takeyour "9er" and shove it up your wazoo bung-hoo woo-woo! #
  • Today is hop on one foot because your other leg turned in to a pogo stick... so you'd really still be walking like normal!! #
  • Would IT be weird to live inside a car wash? With others always coming in your house? What if you were taking a shower when they showed up? #
  • This lady keeps callin' my phone asking if I called her. Umm, I was in the shower & twooping... then she asked if I was a coach of some sort #
  • .@amanjo Is this a family crisis: Johnny just #twooped his pants and it's running down his leg and it stinks really bad in reply to amanjo #
  • Bethany pointed out I have a huge bruise on the back of my leg...don't know where it came from, butt in other news...I'm twooping! #
  • .@jackassworld you need to embrace #twooping Phuck pooping... Twooping on Twitter is where IT's at! #
  • i would like to thank search engines like Google, Yahoo for your awesome skills... now if others would do the same and SEARCH before asking #
  • .@jackassworld kicking it old school's cool! but #twooping is just pooping while you post on twitter, that's all. thanks for the reply! in reply to jackassworld #
  • Just did a sweet background tweak over at @JueL's site: http://suzenjuel.com ...while you're there, buy an album & some artwork. She rocks! #
  • .@amanjo I don't know if we'd catch the JJ crew w/@EvanDavidDahlin They're freaky fast and probably already done bowling! in reply to amanjo #
  • RT @HeatFan: @itradio found your coffee mug. http://yfrog.com/hqdirlj #
  • #h81o - I'm all for the cool down in the mid-coast, but I'm not down for the pain it's causing... In other news I'd rather be #twooping #
  • #h810 - I don't understand your question, what did you mean... does NOT mean ask the question again the same way... ToT (tMFt I hate you) #
  • Fish brains will rule us all in 2312! #
  • Belle, IT's been 3yrs & we miss your cat talk, feet licking, face kissing, the waddle & your stub of a tail... RIP #fb #
  • .@graemeshotsis called me to tell me she thought she saw my crazy drugged out ex... I told her if she talks to her, tell her I'm dead! #
  • If you pimped or plan on pimping out your FB profile page, you're a tool. If you do pimp it out and get a virus, you're a phucking tool! #
  • Listening to Jay and Silent Bob Get Old on @thatkevinsmith's SModcast - http://htxt.it/h4Qs - you should listen to IT or come crack my neck #
  • RT @refrobpage: @itradio I was using twitter for android, but I wasn't a huge fan. Went back to twidroyd (cc @mikekinney51) #
  • Do you ever sniff your own armpit shortly after you shower & put clean clothes on to make sure you put deodorant on? I do, so don't judge me #
  • remember when the term "shit pickle" was the cool thing to say? Just me? Well, phuck you then! #
  • RT @erincandy: 3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates [are ugggggggggg] #
  • Holy phuck nugget crap balls, I just sat down, and the chair was underneath me to make sure I didn't crash to the floor! #
  • Anyone have an old Apple][e joystick that still works? I want to bust out my ][e and play California Games BMX and YouTube my gnarly skillz! #
  • I want to be like the Allstate commerical, and be a hot babe out jogging w/a pink headband! #
  • I just had to coach @GraemesHotSis on what to say if she runs over... i mean in to (then over) my ex... say IT w/me...Graeme died & is dead! #
  • I hate pants! I'm not wearing any, but just in case you forgot... I hate pants... what do I hate more? Denim pants! #
  • Hold on to your Gonads & Strife.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee yet another video that NEVER gets old. #
  • .@amanjo Chicken... I'm gonna eat you.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVUMixU6u50 #
  • I'm going to go chase Lucy, but this time WITH my phone... so if I phuck my back up, I can call you! IT doesn't m... http://htxt.it/l/R424EH #
  • I'm still standing because I never got to the point that Lucy ran... I got near her & she attacked my sock for 3 min while Goobs watched #
  • Who walked out the door with no pants on today? #
  • #h810 please shut the phuck up... the sound of your voice annoys the phucking shit otta me... so with that said, headphones on, my phone off #
  • Who wants to order me a pizza? what about Taco John's... I'd go for Taco John's over a pizza! #
  • I am hungry...I want food... how does it feel to want? Hungry! Food NOW! #
  • I never cared before, so why change things up, mwhahaha #
  • I wish there was a pigmy midget inside my head running turn tables scratching when I talk the talk! #
  • I think the internet is ready for a 24/7/365 showing of The Scary Monkey Show! Who the phuck feels the same way? #
  • swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim... #
  • RT @EmoJesus: @itradio I have no pants on! I am wearing a robe stained with #twoop ToT [couldn't have said IT better myself!] #
  • RT @zsmithers: Papa chito's was good this morning…california burrito #twoop #
  • Change my pitch up… smack my bitch up! OOHHHHHH #
  • I still wish my apartment building had a pop machine… i could care less about a pool, but a pop machine would be killer, w/orange soda pop #
  • FOUR #
  • There is a channel on DirecTV w/call letters: NRB! IT's an @emojesus channel… you don't know how funny that is! #
  • RT @SkunkMunchies: I mean not about people, but sometimes I wanna Twoop but facebook people react badly lol #
  • Tammy better now mess with me on the way to work today, or i'm going to open my Goober PB&J sammich and smoosh it in her eyeballs! #

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