Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-08-19

  • Oh really? that's easy for you to say… #
  • thanks Quiznos person for giving me wheat instead of white bread! GOSH… now I want to cry! ToT #
  • #h81o do you need to keep printing 3 lines on a page, then TAPE them together? #
  • IT's time to get down, get down, ggggeeeetttt ddddoooowwwwwwwwnnnnnn #
  • #h81o – Ummm how do you talk to someone we work with on the phone who's relaying info, and then not tell us once the convo is done? IDIOTS #
  • Today I saw a dude in a white car with an #Android sticker on his back passenger window. I wanted to yell "WHAT ROM YOU USING?" #
  • .@ids07 Get some Giant Underpants like @peeweeherman … I even have a pair! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAunpaO6XE0 in reply to IDS07 #
  • I'm hungry, so I'm going to cut off my aching arm/shoulder and eat IT! I can't do shizzzznat, but I can still #twoop so life is good! #
  • I miss #JoeCartoon .. I know he's still around on YouTube, but IT's just not the same, yo! #
  • My #twoop is for all the bathroom stalls I never wrote on! #
  • I have an envelope in front of me… there is "money" in IT… I feel bad for IT… ITs just cheap plastic… STUPID PLASTIC #
  • .@RealityTC Does #SYTYCD stand for: So You #Twooped Your Crap Dude? in reply to RealityTC #
  • DJ Rotterdam is the phucking man! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WseWZrKjZeo #
  • Another storm is a brewing! I have reasoning for my pain this week… speaking of pain, @strangebrownie will be here cohosting live on Sat #
  • For thie first time in, like, forever! I actually had a decent nights sleep and didn't wake up until 5 AND my shoulder/neck doesn't hurt yet #
  • Another co-worker has an Android phone… I'm so proud! #
  • Oh yeah… IT's Friday the 13th… I'd show off my 13 ink I had done on my shoulder/collar bone, but my shirt covers IT #
  • Your momma #twooped so big, she gave birth to the #failwhale .. #twooping #
  • IT feels like I have a hole in the heel of my sock … ToT #
  • #h81o – i honestly need to post what the phuck I eat for lunch & dinner, because I honestly don't remember what I had yesterday… HONESTLY! #
  • Tomorrow, ITRadio back, co-host MattMan/@StrangeBrownie… Live at 7 (an hour earlier)… Be there phuckers or your mom sleeps w/the fishes! #
  • I should draw a flag for my pirate ship… Hmm… can there be pirates #twooping on a pirate flag? Well, there will be now! #
  • RT @stacheman: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/119011/LULZ/pedocomic.jpg #
  • Just went to Applebees and the waitress was getting hit on by all the old dudes. she even gave a dude a birthday song and it wasn't his bday #
  • RT @screamqueendaff: Let's Dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues. #
  • I have a recording device inside my brain that records my thoughts, but it has a major malfunction and keeps writing over saved data! X_o #
  • I want to use LIVE, not go live, but #AbletonLIVE but I'm installing a Live pack (finally) and it's only at 5%… Phuck you ADHD. go faster #
  • I saw a dog with it's head out the window… the sun roof window that is! #
  • My mom asked/told me: go to planetphotoshop.com – since when did you start packing a gun? I gotta keep IT real on the internet streets, yo! #
  • Ok, I was supposed to have a post asking you to remind me to remember that I need to put what "T" stands for in ITRadio for a new logo… #
  • How about i LINK you for the http://planetphotoshop.com – to see why my mom asked "since when did you start packing a gun?" #
  • The world is coming to an end, for I am out of Oreo's and I wanted more for breakfast! ToT #
  • Great job at being productive today… you cleaned out some old files off your harddrive… too bad you're not in PHOTOSHOP loser! #
  • Tonight, at 7p CST, iTRadio will be live on a couch and a chair hosted by myself, Weird Cookie & @StrangeBrownie! What will they talk aboot? #
  • This little #twoop of mine, I'm going to let IT shine! #
  • When I grow up, I don't want to be a ToysRus kid.. I want to be @peeweeherman… I'd just do double takes all day long! HA HA #
  • I need some cannons for my boat… but first i need a boat to put the cannons on… #ineedapirateship #
  • Whatever happened to the lady who wore the big sunglasses at the group home on Central Ave… or is IT too hot for her to be outside? #
  • Umm… what happened to AbletonLive on my laptop?? Downloading again.. then going live…stupid missing app & the jerk face who deleted that #
  • I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
  • I'm LIVE fools with the iTradio Pre-Show… BIG SEXY SHAQ is on!! I'm recording IT! http://live.tourettesradio.co... http://htxt.it/l/oa3N6p #
  • Why didn't the last link work… Live PreShow happening now: http://live.tourettesradio.com … iTradio starts @ 7p CST #
  • MattMan/@strangebrownie is minutes away.. and we're 20 min away from iTradio LIVE…the stream's already on! http://live.tourettesradio.com #
  • iTradio's on the air w.@strangebrownie! your mom listens, your mom's in the chat room… you should be here: http://htxt.it/srTC #
  • Thanks to those who turned in tonight for iTradio and thanks @strangebrownie for stopping by for your yearly "birthday" gimmick gimmick #
  • .@mikekinney51 Haha.. thanks for the #FF a day late! in reply to mikekinney51 #
  • Know a good website: http://youswear.com #
  • Goodnight spider I smooshed and flushed down the toilet… IT was either that or let Lucy or Booger tear off each leg one at a time! #
  • I need to build a fort #
  • What are you making me for breakfast? #
  • RT @wtfkrysta: "How exactly does one 'suck a fuck'?" [happy sunday morning to ya'll!] #
  • It's a Sunday morning 7:07 twoop because trends how I do things round this place #
  • They need to get rid of the "don't save" option, because I probably have great ideas, except they're never saved! #
  • This is how we catch cat burglars while #twooping http://twitpic.com/2f0gtw #
  • I laid down for 5 min, didn't close my eyes… NAP TIME IS OVER! #
  • What the phuck am I going to do with 3.5 containers of sour cream? Oh yeah… skin on mashed tater. (i only use one tiny potato, too!) #
  • How come the moon can pretend IT's the cheshire cat, but the sun can't grow a beard? #
  • Bethany & I will be eating Fresh Pork and Beans in Fridley … Not to be confused w/Fresh Pork and Beans of Bel-A… http://htxt.it/l/ZWaBKf #
  • .@ids07 @intaJuice is longer dude… where have you been? IT's now @BerryBlendz! lol in reply to IDS07 #
  • .@ids07 @aka_J I remember going to the Eden Prairie location about 2 months ago, saw @BerryBlendz but thought it was a new flavor myself in reply to IDS07 #
  • .@ids07 at least when you said "out of the loop," you didn't say "out of the twoop" … I heard #twoop has a shitty meaning! in reply to IDS07 #
  • RT @ids07: Dont forget!!! http://bit.ly/b3Nb0y #Android #MeetUp cc:@ITRadio [i will try and be there!] #androidMSP #
  • All I gotta say is #fuckglee How could you ruin Safety Dance? #vivalosBioDome #MenWithoutHats… http://htxt.it/l/CD6orL #
  • The REAL Safety Dance for @Conwoman3 @HeatFan @stacheman (feel better dude) and @madbeatchemisthttp://htxt.it/l/OIIkVX #
  • Rootbear Dum Dums are the best Dum Dums in the whole world! #
  • "If that was that…What were like when they were spankin?" – Keith Flint #
  • I don't care if originals didn't have them…my pirate ship will have a dunk tank and a water slide! #
  • Wouldn't IT be fun to have a "slow motion" day, and that's exactly how you do everything you normally do, but in slow motion! #
  • #h81o – why is this on my desk "we moved stuff around"… was someone sitting at my desk, my chair moved… "we moved stuff around" oh yeah #
  • So, how does that make you feel? #
  • #h81o – IT's not different, IT's the same AND easier and the only reason IT's "hard to understand" is because you're making it that way! #
  • How dare you turn off screen! Now I have to push my mouse to wake you up. I shake my fist in rage! #
  • Whoever cut my bread at #JimmyJohns cut it backwards or is left handed… IT's supposed to be open on the left, right? Oh, the humanity! #
  • Also at #JimmyJohns the lady in front of me had the same sandwich, but on wheat… Wheat "subs" don't look like subs. IT's all rectangular #
  • How stupid do you have to be to run a red light when a cop is the next car after you? You must have known if you pulled over right away! #
  • Why people sing in the shower?because it's harder than phuck to whistle while your head is getting rained on. it's like whistling w/crackers #
  • What I learned from @peeweeherman There's no basement in the Alamo & the stars are bright, all through the night… #
  • My name is graeme, it rhymes with SHUT THE PHUCK UP… wait, i'm not at work, so nevermind what I just said #
  • I'm eating mashed taters covered in beans…. Do you know what that means? #
  • Have you ever seen a $20 bill? #
  • Don't forget… meet me at the slides, cause IT's gonna go down after lunch! YEAH… I'm going to steal your lunch money AFTER lunch! wait.. #
  • I just got word the man with the tiny hat and oven/stove/fridge (whatever it was) will be help peel potatoes on my boat in a moat! #
  • I ate a sammich… turkey it was… at 9:30… and it had cheese on it… #
  • Can you take a step off that cliff? No, it's a'right, you can go first… really, I mean it… damn IT, if you won't, I'll #twoop #
  • My Twifficiency score is 33%. Whats yours? http://twifficiency.com/ #
  • I'm up during my bedtime… Does anyone up at this hour know if Saved By the Bell is on? I'd check TV Guide, but IT's not that important #
  • How long can you stand on one foot with your eyes closed? What about on a flight of stairs? how about a moving train? #
  • There is nothing wrong with having @BerryBlendz any day of the week, except the days you need to go to the dentist. Dental floss here I come #
  • For phucks sake… just STFU… not you twitter peeps, I'm talking about the real life people I must talk to daily … ToT #
  • #h81o – working at understanding what the phuck is going on ourside my work area… i'm confused, but IT's good, but still.. ToT #
  • mmMMmm… #nom i think we are having panera… how do I know? it says so on the stupid bag… yes, the bag is stupid, IT told me! #
  • Score!!! SpongeBob is on TV at Silver Lake Dental! I just found out sea weed is 50% sea and 50% weed! #
  • I have the inside scoop on Brett Favre flying to MN… He's going to have a steak dinner @ Manny's Steakhouse, then fly back! #
  • "Working out at the gym & walking 3 miles is NOT a good thing to do in 1 day. You really stiffen up" <– overheard by a co-worker HAHAHA LOT #
  • RT @Yankee_in_pink: "Ass in the new vagina…" Do you agree @k9leavings?! #snacktime ; ) #
  • Maybe #BrettFavre came to MN today today to meet The King of #Twoop and wants to see my #twooping machine! #
  • .@BrodyStolz You have just over 6 hours to be 2yrs old… Live IT up little dude!!!!! #
  • About to flash the new Chromatic 4.4 on my G1… Let's see if I stay with Froyo for a change #
  • IT's only customary to drink as many cans of MtnDew as you can after a dental cleaning, right?Isn't that what going to the dentist is about? #
  • I had this crazy nightmare that a week & a half ago, my sister got hitched, I was in the wedding party & I had to wear a tux w/long pants! #
  • .chromedroid Major kudos… so far on the 1st boot-up on #Chromatic 4.4, I have yet to have a reboot while it sits for the first 20 min #
  • If I get a house this year, I'm so making sure it has at last 1.5 to 2 bathrooms, because one of them will be the ultimate #twooping room! #
  • I think I might stick with Froyo.Chromatic 4.4 seems to be working on my G1! I'm waiting till Sept/Nov's new HTC releases before an upgrade! #
  • Naproxin's after taste is the most awesome after taste EVA! #
  • Can you use the car pool lane if you're going to work on your Pogo-Ball? Cause IT'd be insane if you couldn't use the sane lane, yo! #
  • RT @BrodyStolz: I can't wait to listen to Craymo today! It's my birthday! [When I say happy you say IT's your birds birthday] #
  • #h81o – drooool.. why am in here right now, other than to look pretty. I mean I always look pretty, but i could look pretty in the dark, too #
  • #h81o Man 1.5hr lunch breaks make me wanna take a nap… I still have 30 min left to spare! #
  • RT @biffbiffbiff: "Summer Blowout" has a new meaning when you're a parent of someone who isn't potty trained. [Holy super #twooping #
  • This nap is dedicated to @emojesus#
  • You know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow morning? chicken sammiches from Kwik Trip! KWIK TRIP! Thanks Bethany! #
  • I wish I could sleep on the ceiling… but falling out of bed would not be fun. #
  • Don't you think that THAT is phucking stupid? am i right or am i right? you know… THAT #
  • The new @twoop @twooping @twoopin @twooped @twoopingshoes slogans??: Just Twoop IT & Just dookie IT! (thanks @goldbar) #
  • I need @Deadmau5's fuck-copter! Because he and his cat don't give a flying… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck66ML-ByrM #
  • 8 min until Hot in Cleveland's season finale is on tonight… I hope TV Land brings IT back sooner than next summer! #
  • mr. spider, i'm sorry you drowned, but it's a much quicker death than Lucy ripping your legs off one by one! #
  • Hello stomach… what would you like for breakfast today? A steak? That would be great! #
  • Hey midwest… the weather is a changing in the next couple days again.. I can feel IT… For real, I can feel IT! #
  • I wish they sold turkey legs in my parking lot like they do in downtown Mpls! #

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