Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-08-12

  • #h81o umm… I'm not done with lunch yet! #
  • I have 1000000000000000 times inifinity blood cells… and all of them like #MtnDew #
  • IT's not a tweet if IT's a #twoop …that is all… The King of Twoop has #twooped Now ca rry on my fellow tweeters… Carry on #
  • When's IT nap time?because after nap time is snack time, after snack time is playground time, then after playground time it's #twooping time #
  • I want a Little Debbie Star Crunch… One of the 50 cent ones, not those piddly tiny ones from the store #
  • Trying to get shiznat ready for tomorrow/saturday/wedding weekend… #IdRatherbe #twooping! #
  • Kris Kross will make ya…. #
  • Lucy Licks A lot, coming to a sink near you… the sink world tour! #
  • Man… my G1's background is so late 80s/early 90s.. IT's awesome like an afro mullet! #
  • Air is stooid…know what I'm talkin bout? #
  • Put up yer dukes! #
  • Did you remember to unplug your toaster after using IT to cook your tomato soup? #
  • What ever happened to living in a van down by the river? Remember when that was the cool thing to do? #
  • When did Pixie Sticks stop using real pixies to make candy out of their blood? #
  • #h810 – IT doesn't matter what I was just about to write. I started to make this post using #20H8 & that made me go ToT! Why @emojesus, WHY? #
  • From this day forward, #FF now stands for "Flush Fridays" for all the #twooping fools out there. The King of #Twoop has spoken! #
  • If I knew @peeweeherman was coming over to visit, I would make some frozen fruit cubes AND bust out my #GIANTUNDERPANTS #
  • Gum is only gum as long as IT has flavor… once the flavor is gone, IT's stuck to the bottom of your shoe! Seriously, look now! #
  • Met up with my sis, had some Arby's, now back at the rents for a nap…then we need to go to dress rehersal… yay?!¡¿!? #
  • How long does IT take to kill my electric razors battery… I want2take a nap @emojesus… what did I do to deserve this? ToT #
  • #h81o – I'm wearing pants (not the tux)… enough said #
  • Dinners over… legs are moving to the beat of some drum I can't hear… #idratherbe #twooping #
  • RT @heavydizzle: http://tweetphoto.com/37244821 bikini lady sighting!! #sfbikinilady #
  • RT @juel: Feel Free to Viral this ;) it's been TOO long since i've done it! http://bit.ly/95Z9xL #FF @itradio #
  • What happened to the clowns that eat you if you sleep? #
  • You have no idea how I would love to sleep… I'll pretend to blame it on @GraemesHotSis getting married tomorrow! #
  • Those who drink Folgers coffee are not insomniacs…if they were, the best part of waking up is actually knowing you had a decent sleep! #
  • I'm about to shower and had to the EC farmers market, but I'd rather be #twooping ..oh wait I am #
  • My hair is all did, about to meet up with my Canadian aunt/uncle/cousins for breakfast… then to Gloria Jean's for some coco loco! #
  • I'm about set to walk out of this hotel room, down the wedding aisle, and watch my sister get hitched… #idratherbe #twooping (jk?) #fb #
  • By the way… they said IT wouldn't and couldn't be done, but I'm updating during my sis's wedding. How do you like them apples? #fb #
  • Hot damn IT's hot standing outside in the sun wearing a tux at my sister's wedding. I have total swamp ass right now! #idratherbe #twooping! #
  • I'm pretty sure I, The King of #Twoop would rather be #twooping but I'd rather be in shorts first! ToT #wedding #tux #fb #
  • I should have bought stock in Kleenex… I thought @graemeshotsis would be blubbering at her wedding, but Justin's tears are a flowing! #fb #
  • Well, Justin's now my brother-in-law… Congrats to Justin & @graemeshotsis…now back to my un-scheduled posts when I get around to it. #fb #
  • Is IT considered a bad gesture if the photo dude had the middle finger ruin a shot if he deserved IT? #
  • Only a big brother can calm his near tears sister during a wedding by mouthing "I need to #twoop quot; and Bert's laughing resonse: "I'm sorry!" #
  • 5hrs of sleep w/out sleeping pills ain't bad right? Not bad if i'm already ready for a nap 35 min later, right? #
  • I really could go for some nice crispy bacon right now! BACON BACON BACON #
  • Our welcome home bra-mas tree! Thanks Tammy! http://twitpic.com/2cv341 #
  • What's the best to have? A want or a need? I need a nap, but I still want crispy bacon. #
  • I'm done wanting bacon, because i'll be taking a nap… dreaming about eating bacon on my pirate ship! #
  • I am having some well deserved Taco Johns… and a Mtn Dew! yup yup! #
  • HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD… Al Snow vs. Rhyno vs. Spike Dudley… AWESOME (not mike)! ECW ECW ECW #
  • Double "chair shot" from Spike & Snow was awesome! ECW ECW ECW… WE WANT HEAD WE WANT HEAD #
  • GERTNER SPEECH!!!!! WELLLLL WELLLLLL WWWWEEEEELLLLLL….. Dudley's vs Axl & Balls… #
  • Only in "ECW" would you and will you have a Star Wars light saber fight…. THIS IS AWESOME…. THIS IS AWESOME! #
  • THIS IS SABU…. and The Whole Fuckin' Show RVD… You can't put the PH in front of Rob Van Dam… Sorry, lol…and Sabu's bald? WTF? #
  • What beats Beetlejuice's Banana Boat dinner scene? How about the 1st time Banana Boat song was EVER on TV w/the M… http://htxt.it/l/9qIAcG #
  • This pillow has comfort…fall down and go boom…what just happened…do you understand… 6 updates in one…you're welcome #
  • I can't find my stupid kick-stand for my phone. If IT was stoopid, maybe I'd find IT, but nnnNNNNOOOooo! #
  • #h81o – excuses on why you forgot how to do your job will happen 2morrow! "My back is out"… only I can use that excuse with meaning here! #
  • Hey… don't make outgoing calls… "okay" 5 seconds pass "hi I'm looking for blah blah" … thanks for listening! #
  • Hey douche nozzle… don't call to pay a bill, then stat talking to your friends… thanks very much and go fist phuck yourself #
  • I'm watching my screen process something that's slower than watching paint dry! #
  • RT @amanjo: Okay, I need to improve my mood with cheese. This works because I was born & raised in Wisconsin. [Cheese rules all!] #fb #
  • IT's my break and I can do what I want to, do what I want to, you'd #twoop too if IT hasppened to you! #twoopin #
  • Over the past couple weeks, more so Saturday, I've embraced the word DOUCHE followed by KNUCKLE, NUTZ, FACE, MONKEY… That is all #
  • If I come over tonight… what's for dinner? #
  • Bethenny from the HouseWives show just had the best line Bethany needed2have me see after she had an epidural:"it's all good cause I pooped" #
  • After 8 hours of pain and suffering (LOT) in a rental tux… all I got was a pair of black socks… SCORE! #
  • ROFL… Lucy was just headbanging to the beat of Trent Reznor and company covering Iggy pop's Nightclubbing #
  • What was I doing before I was doing what I'm doing now while writing this before I hit send? #
  • Holy phuck… someone just tried video responsing the Fresh Pork and Beans of Bel-Air mash-up w/their own mash-up… IT's phuckin' horrible! #
  • To bed I go, butt to sleep I won't! #
  • Coming to a bed near you…"SLEEP" with a special full length trailer by the creators of "close your eyes insomniac", "haha you can't sleep" #
  • Sweet… 25 min before I get to jump otta bed … Lucy was a finger cuff and is mewoing at it… at least Goobs is quite chillin in bed w/me #
  • #h81o – "I'm eating maple sugar oatmeal… "hey, [I'm sitting right next to you when you just said that] what kind of oatmeal is that?" #
  • i am a hungry hungry hippo… oink oink… yup, i oink'd as a hippo… what you gonna do bout IT? #
  • I will karate chop my way out the door today… but I will cry if I break the glass and cut myself! #
  • I'm turning my phone off.. well, my work phone that is #
  • RT @boyer: #twoop Someone committed a born crime up in herez! #
  • I asked the owner of the building to look at our AC unit, next thing I know he's on the cherry picker @ our window.Scared the #twoop otta me #
  • .@clouddead7 Glad you enjoyed me RT'in your shit! I make people smile one #twoop at a time! in reply to clouddead7 #
  • What the phuck… So I get a FREE t-shirt in the mail that I didn't know I was getting, but I have to PAY 34 cents for extra postage? #
  • Who would, or why would you give MonaVie books and DVDs as wedding gifts? #
  • My invisible friends came over to visIT and we're going to have an invisible talent show and you all are invisibly invITed! YAY! #
  • RT @peeweeherman: I'm a loner, Dottie…a rebel. http://yfrog.com/0evwtj #
  • I need a heating pad… and Pandora turned on so IT can drown out Lucy playing with hair ties as Goob's watches on #
  • I am punching the air thinking IT's your head… stop being stupid… only I can do IT and get away with IT! #
  • RT @KeikoTakamura: I wish I could swim every day. I can't do backflips in my bathtub. #
  • I had this crazy dream that I squeezed some bump on my pinkie and green, blue, and pink playdough came out for minutes on end! #
  • #h81o – Oh naproxen, how i've missed you… thank the weather for brining us back together! #
  • Whatever happened to the Snapple lady? She comes up every so often, just as often as Sinbad dying. I think there is a conspiracy with that! #
  • What era are we in? Who says "Does IT jive yet?" when asking if I've pulled up their account yet… X_t #
  • RT @JueL: Leggings with boots, or bare legs and boots? black dress or red dress? Hair up or down? [You do know IT's phuckin' hot out right?] #
  • Are there days you wonder what you said/posted that made you lose followers? I'm not losing any, but it's a question I had! #
  • "Don't get me dddooowwwnnn… [mis-heard lyric] 'Bruce'" – That's going thru my head WITH the misheard lyric/word #
  • Testing out TweetDeck for Android cuz I have the skillz thanks to @yeradis #
  • Fly to the moon… that's where you'll find my pirate ship! #
  • I use #HelloTxt and the web version & the URL brings you to the "dashboard" and that reminds me of that band and that makes me feel emo! ToT #
  • When your ego is so huge you don't realize your complaints about someone are the same complaints peeps have about you = you're an idiot! #
  • The same ego filled fools are the same ones who think they are the king shit and do nothing wrong… go fist phuck yourself & shut up! #
  • I was at Target yesterday and forgot to see if MtnDew was on sale and I'm almost out at work… anyone know? #ihaveissues #
  • Possible GREAT thing for those who wait when it comes to #Android Will I stay with #HTC #Tmobile forever? http:/… http://htxt.it/l/APnyGa #
  • I'm Graeme! I was in a band, I was a pro-wrestling manager, I host live streams, I like to fart, I swear, and I follow @emojesus #
  • RT @QuantumGood: Thumbs Up for Swype Keyboard – Or should that be index fingers up? http://ow.ly/2onv6 #
  • I'm getting fre oles from #TacoJohns & that makes me want to sing: ole, ole ole ole, ooollleeee, ooollleeee #
  • McDonalds has a calendar for Customer Complaints. I saw a bunch of 0s and thought that's a reason to complain in itself. I'm #1 I'm #1 #
  • RT @amanjo: The curse of the myopic: it is hard to find your glasses when you're not wearing your glasses. #
  • I can't take pictures in the dark… satan shows up and bites my face and licks my eye boogers, but puts them back #
  • Blumpkin knocked up a chick… what? #
  • I need a name for my pirate ship… #
  • RT @amanjo: @itradio The Black Twoop… RT @SweetpNJ: @itradio jolly poopy face… Maybe I'll have a name for every day of the week! #
  • I talked to Troy today… he was still trying to find his brother… oi… wooty woot! #
  • I'm going to attempt to make IT to the Bleechers Old Skool Reunion tonight at what USED to be Bleechers, if my shoulder stops aching #
  • #tt I have my shirt on for work, but still in my sleeping shorts… I'm halfway there and need to leave in 5 min! #
  • My invisible friends said they would help crew my pirate ship! AAARRRGGGG #

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