Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-08-05

  • #20H8 – Stop making me slam my head against walls with no give #
  • #tt F10 is not "enter" and "enter" is not F10, no matter HOW MANY TIMES you "think" you pressed it. #
  • IT's lunch time… so yeah! #
  • I'm enjoying one of my last #twooping sessions while I'm still #20H8 #
  • phuck this shit, I'm #20H8 #039;in everything! going home now… Nickelodeon Univ. tomorrow!!! I saw a squirrel and IT was going weeeeee #
  • Bring back the b.W.o and the J.O.B squad… I'll be happy! #
  • I have the idea of doing a headstand in the shower, but I thought I'd post something in case I hurt myself & you don't hear from me again! #
  • I want to live in a giant hamster ball… that'd be awesome to "ride" in to work #
  • Quite possibly my last #MtnDew at #20H8 …DOT DOT DOT… ToT #fb http://dailybooth.com/u/4000i #
  • 9yrs ago, i jumped from a sinking ship… not the best after-jumping choice, but you learn shIT that way… #
  • You can't confuse those who confuse the confused,but IT's fun to confuse the non confused to think they're confused(no idea what this means) #
  • Well #20H8 .. IT was a fun 365 days, but I must say good-bye & say hello to my new #H810 skills, because tweeters like ppl w/skills! #
  • #H810 – I no longer #20H8 .. might as well get some striped shirts and cry like the emo that I should have always been…ToT #
  • I wish I had grills…I'd have them look just like my teeth do now. #
  • #h81o I'm laying in bed butt I'd rather be twooping, butt have no twoop2twoop yet! ToT #
  • I have 2 flyswatters and they are recycled plastic… from dead bug juice carcass! http://dailybooth.com/u/40b4i #
  • Before we head to the MoA to go see what I eat for sooshi fish at Underwater World, we're hitting up IntaJuice… i mean BerryBlendz! #
  • Underwater World round 1 is done, now eating at Twin Cities Grill, then Nick Univ! #
  • Standing in line on your birthday sucks goat nutz #nickelodeonuniverse … who said these peeps could ride today? #
  • #h81o I wish I had a cut-in-line pass… maybe if I #twoop myself they'd let me go to the front of the line! #moa #nickelodeonuniverse #
  • RT @amanjo: Just saw a DeLorean in Roseville. [Did it have a flux compassatator?] #
  • Some kid in line just said he farted, haha #idratherbe #twoopin #
  • See seahorses by the sea shell… doin IT! #UnderwaterWorld http://twitpic.com/2a5ezu #
  • RT @reallybanderson:If you play an Oasis album backwards you hear messages from Satan.Even worse,if you play it forwards you hear Oasis. #fb #
  • Don't go to a Chinese & Japanese restaurant, stand in front of the sushi bar and chef and ask if they have a sushi chef that works there… #
  • IT's that one time a year I post this video (or lyrics) … The Vandal's "Happy Birthday to Me" So do what I say,… http://htxt.it/l/RBghSz #
  • I'm enjoying my 1st #twoop at 29 after eating the entire Underwater World creatues except for the turles, because I like turtles!!! #
  • i'm going to practice snorkeling in the shower(cause you know there's enough water to swim in a shower)… then to EC. Not going live 2night #
  • What will be my tuneage for the trip to WI? hmm… no idea #
  • I am full…. blaaaah #
  • Lucy was on the table when we got home & I turned around to put something down & she sniffed my butt, so i asked if it smelt like roses! #
  • Driving on 694 blows when IT's one lane… in the dark… with people who can't maintain a constant speed… jerk nutz #
  • Umm… why does my hand have black paint/oil/crap/something on it? and what the heck was on my sock when i wore the flops that don't flip? #
  • Who wants to place a bet to see how many times I hit a stupid yellow flying gimmick… stoopid flying gimmick that happens to be yellow! #
  • leave Marko alone, Polo thinks IT's rude to only call for him #
  • I know how you can kill over 95% of bacteria…IT's a secret I will tell you…watch TV! #
  • Dear MN… I hated you before I moved here 10yrs ago (to the day), now I just tolerate you… In other news, I need a phuckin' haircut #
  • On Friday, when we were on the Last Airbender/surfboard ride at Nickelodeon Universe, I was hoping to go flying off like Wonka's elevator! #
  • What others have learned over the years… don't wear black socks for hours, then take them off on a road trip or I bitch em out hardcore #
  • I wish I had some cheese in the fridge… oh wait i do… nevermind #
  • I don't know if the tide has come up where I live ever… maybe if I lived on a lake I'd know… or if I had a moat #
  • Sunday morning *FIST PUMP* time! #
  • 10yrs ago when I moved to MN, all I had was livejournal & #MtnDew .. no friends, dial-up, and twooping was def. Unheard of for 7 yrs #
  • My parents got me a card that had to deal with smelly socks… do they know me or what (at least they're not black socks!) #
  • who wants to enter an all you can eat crab eating contest? ME ME ME… i don't care if IT's a contest, i just want all you can eat crab! #
  • Remember when all i would wear was black? Well, i still do, but I'm just wondering if you remember that I did, do, done did! #
  • How many socks do you have in your sock drawer… do you put other clothing items or anything in sock drawers? DO YOU? #
  • who wants to play monkey in the middle?? how about with a real monkey, who wears monkey pants, but YOU'RE in the middle if we have a monkey? #
  • Wow… Borders really knows how to celebrate your birthday with a free SMALL tea or coffee…. no mention of #MtnDew or 50% off something #
  • What makes telephone wires make that buzzing noise? what happens when there are no more land lines? what if @emojesus didn't wear stripes? #
  • peek-a-boo? there is a scary monster behind my computer? WHAT AM I NOT LOOKING AT? http://dailybooth.com/u/41pdu #
  • Another shower is about to be had, but I will not attempt a hand or headstand this time… or think i'll try, BUT i might try a cannon ball! #
  • Which hand is IT in? #
  • Look to your left! #
  • What did you do yesterday? REALLY? #
  • there is so such thing as a yellow brick road, because the weather & sun would tarnish the yellow and it'd get dirty due to global twooping! #
  • i just annihilated and slammed that chocolate milk… cause that's how I roll on this Sunday night! #
  • .@emojesus is my home boy! #
  • Did i turn off the lights? Did Sinbad turn off the lights? Did Sinbad die again? Did someone hack Sinbad's Wikipedia and say he died again? #
  • Remember when cheeseburgers had real sebu? i mean, the middle is all fake and processed! I read IT on the internet #
  • When I was moving thre direction of the fan, IT made a noise like pttttbbbbbrrraaakkkkkk #
  • I.a.A … well, not really, but I.a.n.r.t.A #
  • I see tings… you can see tings, too! http://qik.ly/B5Awv #qik #
  • #h81o – I spiked my hair up for the first time in about 2 yrs… did you know you squint when the sun is in your eyes? #
  • The cheese rules the world… I mean, look at the moon… IT controls the tidse, why not the world? #
  • Pretending that your head is a zit/pimple/acne does not mean IT will pop like one… instead IT just gives you a headache! Try IT to see! #
  • Enjoying my first #twooping session at 29 years of age @ work! #
  • Poodle noodles are not fun if you don't have them in a bowl #
  • RT @mikekinney51: I'm hoping to hit 1000 tweets by 12-31-10 [you can do IT phucker... I mean friend] #
  • 2 part post/question… Can you guess what I'm listening to? Better yet, can you guess what I'm NOT listening to? (on my ipod for a change) #
  • If you didn't have any legs, and wanted to break your momma's back, I'd step on the crack for you! That's just how I roll! #
  • MY SOCK IS WET… I WILL NOT TAKE IT OFF BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T BE ON OTHERWISE… in other news that never changes: I like mtn dew & hot dogs #
  • Holy crap… I never realized that all my #twooping sessions & posts have been RT'd… who'd RT my shit? I heard IT isn't even a bot! #
  • Don't try playing hopscotch while taking a shower. Not because you might fall or it's noisy,but IT's hard to keep the chalk on the tub floor #
  • I really wish I had a pair of moon boots… blue with yellow stars… and a cape #
  • .@Crashfennec Thanks for RT'in my RT… Then I didn't have to go the the #twooping account and find my own 140chrctr tweet. haha i'm lazy in reply to Crashfennec #
  • btw… I'm the @twoop (ed)(in)(ing) accounts. I RT my shit all the time… is that wrong? I like the fact I haven't bot'd those accounts! #
  • I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
  • To everyone that showed up on the very quick thrown together live show tonight, thank you! And thank Rooster for requesting I go live! #
  • Remember when you were told that you'd see a hot dog if you put your pointer fingers near your eyeballs? Well, I was hungry & ate my fingers #
  • If you really tried putting your fingers together and saw the "hot dog," you probably looked like a fool… if you ate your fingers, HAHA! #
  • I was bumed out that I only have 3 days of work left, but I was happy to remember I only have to wait 6 days until Monday! Bwhaha #
  • i don't care if the weather changes, but stop changing where IT messes up my back… jerk! #
  • I wish I had a gold boat like @daveprazak! #
  • I need a pirate ship! #
  • Man… you must feel like an idiot with your right blinker on for 1/4 of a mile only to turn your left one on and keep it on longer! Loser! #
  • you brokeded IT! why did you brokeded IT? #
  • I could always keep ITRadio's name for a new show… I Twooo Radio #
  • #H81o – When will I get the chance to watch paint dry? #
  • Congrats and happy anniversary to my parents… if my math is correct, IT should be 35 years today! #
  • Listening and watching my boss actually sit and watch my coworkers is funny as phuck… and she thought all our bitching was uncalled for! #
  • I don't feel bad for her suffering right now… maybe she should have thought of doing this years ago! #
  • Who just had a call from Gary Phuckin' Holdsteady? This guy… dude is still alive! #
  • Please go to the bathroom and fist phuck yourself… that is all! Carry on, carry on…thank you and have a phuck-tastic day! #
  • IT may be Tuesday, but I'm rocking out to Blue Monday (Orgy cover obviously if I'm rockin) #
  • I don't have a segway, nor do I want one, but I am going to a mall that has cops on segways… the same mall that has my tux to pick up ToT #
  • Anyone wanna go get me some Taco John's and deliver IT to me while I try on the tux? And some Mtn Dew… do not forget the Dew! #
  • Why do socks never stay the same height? And why do witches use brooms? Why? Why? WHY? #
  • i found out tonight that i'm 65% allergic to polyester fabric, and look at that, my tux's shirt is 65% polyester… guess i can't wear IT! #
  • I wish I knew how to moon walk, because I wear white socks and dress shoes! #
  • RT @mikekinney51: Sharks are going to have a week dedicated to me. #sharkweek [DDDUUUURRRRRRRR] #
  • If I never met ET, I'd NEVER let him eat my candy… you saw what that stuff does to that freaky finger'd looking dude thingy! #
  • What did you just do? #
  • The Snickers dream is a lie… you may become Batman, but I'll never have the bat cave! #
  • PWEI in indeed a four letter world! #
  • You have six hours and forty-five minutes to tell me that story I said bores the sleep deprived to sleep…tell IT…tell IT now! #
  • How cool would IT be if Howie Mandel showed up under your bed like little monsters? What if he had a pirate ship and monkeys? #
  • I just heard someone say "you can wipe your boogers on me, but keep you fleas to yourself!" Some people are just sick on the head! #
  • Good morning, at central standard time in the city i'm living in, it will be exactly 6:17 and 30 seconds…..now #
  • My pirate ship won't have the wifis, but IT will have the tidefis. the stoopid moon will mess up our connection up ALWAYS around dinner time #
  • My pirate ship will have black sails w/red racing stripes so IT can sail fast! If it doesn't have racing stripes, IT'll sail at a snail pace #
  • I don't care if we're getting a shipment in to our offices; there's no need to keep the hallway doors open where the bathrooms are #twooping #
  • IT's 11:45… I haven't gone to lunch yet… what the phuck is wrong with me? My tape worm can not function like this! #
  • IT's 1:35 and i'm FINALLY eating lunch… I don't care if you care, cause I don't! #
  • Tonight, we shall use our new AC unIT in the bedroom & will no longer have a (Mr. Bungle) Air Conditioned Nightmare!!! #
  • RT @tomgreenlive: Eat some cheese today!! [I will because you told me to, and I'm from WI, but more so because you told me to!] #
  • Who wants to help sail my pirate ship when I get one? What if I get a huge mansion, then a huge moat, and I just sail the pirate ship there? #
  • A'right… who wants to buy me a pirate ship? #
  • IT's time to have a sock hop… so take off your socks, and hop on em… you don't have to invite anyone over… i'm doing IT right now! #
  • IT's tradition for me to not know stuff!! #
  • If you're on T-Mobile, IT's ok to use my texts, I don't use em, so I give back… or something…. ( i need better writers! ) #
  • I need a watermelon coccon! Or some sea weed, or a burrito shell… I'd never reach that next point of being because I'd eat my shell 24/7 #
  • I got the skillz other people with skillz don't have… my skillz are so skilla-fried, the non-skillz havin' folk gimmie mad props! #
  • Who's knockin' on yer door? #
  • Man… If you just heard the insult I never said out loud, but thought it in loud my brain! I'm sorry to those I didn't offend out loud! #
  • Street cred won't be around when we no longer need roads in 2015! #
  • Why won't there be BBQ ribs at Bert's wedding? If IT did happen, there should/would be a ban on napkins and wetnaps! #
  • Who's there?…whatever #
  • Why is the toaster taking so long to toast shi… nevermind IT's done… I had to look away from IT #
  • #h81o – how is IT a direct number at a buisness if you have to ask for them? #

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