Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-07-29

  • If one of the head honchos at work can take shITs at work, that gives me the right to #twoop at work! #
  • #20H8 why are you working on last weeks gimmick still? It's Turdsday of this week… you should be working on this weeks gimmick #
  • So I piss off a coworker for outing her issue, but if my boss found out the issue and said somethin she'd be pissed & crying. I am awesome!! #
  • Who wants a DQ blizzard?? ME ME ME ME ME ME! Who isn't getting a DQ blizzard? ME ME ME ME ME! #
  • Actually, now that I mentioned I want a DQ Blizzard, maybe I'll go get one. THEN i plan on going live w/some tunes or something or something #
  • What does swiftkey do? … will I use it over swype? I don't know if I can get used to iT #
  • I have hair rollers in my car… I know you wish you had hair rollers in your car… don't deny IT! #
  • About to turn on the #BlogTV stream, work on music or give up early… you find out! http://htxt.it/RboE... http://htxt.it/l/lTbyRQ #
  • Why aren't flying monkeys not real? If I had one as a friend, not a pet, but a friend, I'd have to buy a lot of bananas! #
  • You know those creams to help the burning feeling in your feet? They won't help if your feet are on fire! Unless it was drawn on. #
  • What am I thinking inside my head while I write this…? #
  • #20H8 – I'll buy your craptastic crap if you don't advertise it for 30 before i watch a video! I will not buy "as seen online" #
  • I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight, chicken to….what am i talking about? #
  • Would IT be a bad idea if someone fell asleep while doing a hand/head stand? I'm not planning on IT, but I'm finding out if anyone ever asks #
  • Glasss wouldn't eliminate the problem of not being able to see in the dark… IT's the eyelash in my eye that is causing the major problem! #
  • #20H8 I bit the inside of my lip while eating a hot dog w/ketchup for breakfast… now I can’t tell if that’s ketchup or blood… oh well #
  • Happy Birthday to Bethany's dad! I wonder if we'll bring his box to dinner with us @ the casino, lololol #
  • I want a dinner buffet now AND tonight… maybe I'll wear a bib if they have ribs! #nom #
  • Snails move faster than my slow ass PC at work… if I worked on a cliff, id shove myself off IT and let the PC fend for ITself! #
  • I don't know about you, but i'd love some chicken brownies! #
  • Do you have a quarter? DO YOU? #
  • #20H8 Holy crap balls… you were not in this conversation, nor does IT pertain to you or your dumbass thoughts so STFU crazy bird lady! #
  • About2head to the casino for some grub grub grub! #NOMNOM #
  • Know what would be the ultimate electric slide? Put a slipNside in your house, so it runs in to a wall, hold a fork and aim for the socket! #
  • RT @VooDooStevie: Our first mexican baby diapers. @itradio would be so proud. http://twitpic.com/280wxe [i am proud shedding a tear] #
  • You know what would be a sweet ass birthday present… a working #Deadmau5 head! Like, a blackNred would would be phuckin' sweet! #
  • RT @erincandy: Let's fucking fist pump #
  • What could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt I don't know, nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt #
  • Before the press and others phuck up the story, I wanted you to hear IT from me 1st. I was attacked in the hallway by a sock stealing cat! #
  • If you ever find yourself in a situation where people question why you're wearing only 1 sock, ask why the don't you stare at sun? #
  • Today's shITerday! what does that mean? I'll be live tonight at 7 or 8 BS'in about #twoop and other great topics like #twoopin & #twooping #
  • what the hell is that smell? and no, it isn't me! #
  • Get out of bed, there will be no more napping @ #peewee #039;s Playhouse… now this is how to start out a Saturday mo… http://htxt.it/l/sqR73x #
  • For the record… I slept with one sock on & when I woke up, it was still on the same foot. If it wasn't, there'd be some splannin' to do #
  • Shall I have a burger for lunch or a hot dog from Chris and Robs… those phuckers have tater-tots! #
  • my chili cheese dog from Chris & Rob's hot dog place never made it out of my kitchen… meaning i ate it over the sink w/spillage happening #
  • RT @refrobpage: http://twitgoo.com/1e2q36 ZubazPalooza #
  • why haven't I twooped yet today…maybe I'm but human! #
  • RT @amanjo: Yum!!! http://twitpic.com/28b13t #
  • RT @erincandy: just had some epic hangouts with @erin023 @epicbrent @jimbo420_ haha RIP the throne [you're giving up on #twooping ] #
  • RT @refrobpage: Free fanny packs! Can this day get any better #
  • What I forgot to mention about Chris and Robs hot dog/pizza place (http://www.chrisandrobs.com/) THEY SERVE TATER… http://htxt.it/l/TBAE73 #
  • #twoopin is zen! That's cool, whatever! #
  • I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
  • So, I'm about to go live for a bit… you can listen and chat @ http://live.tourettesradio.com … and my lip is … http://htxt.it/l/HSLwBA #
  • I not only bit my lip yesterday while eating that hot dog, i bit my lip again eating mahi mahi last night AND while eating tator tots today! #
  • What if the bass didn't go bump bump bump? #
  • Can we voyte for the original freecreditscore.com band back? These new bands blow monkey goats! #
  • a huge Happy Birthday to @LanceLash … in his honor, you should all #twoop and flush IT in his name! #
  • See me… #
  • What does an Android phone user listen2while working on non-Android stuff? How about "Do Androids Dream of Electric Beats?" a DJmix by UNKLE #
  • if something fell from the sky, but Chicken Little wasn't there to see it happen, then IT must not have been that important. #
  • What smells? #
  • I'm in a dilemma and I don't know what to do… southwest salad or rising crust Digiorno (supreme)?? I can't do anything until I pick one! #
  • I may be unmotivated at times for some things, butt I'm never unmotivated to #twoop #
  • This chick cop on Cops down in TX said a pig once went on the interstate to cause an accident! Yes, the pig wanted to cause a wreck! #
  • .@wtfkrysta ROFL… going thru my bookmarks (again), found this, watched it & LMAO IT WAS SCARY SCARY.. http://bit.ly/d0W1ha FISH FREAKOUT #
  • #observation Since I've taken a shower & didn't put any socks on, my toes do not have sock lint in between them! That is all, carry on… #
  • .@VooDooStevie you're on a train, on a a train… look at you on a mother fuckin' train! [where's the #twoop It'll be a #twooping 1st] in reply to VooDooStevie #
  • I love walking in the room when Cops is on: lady doesn't know what to do w/her dead cat, so she's going2put IT in the freezer! #
  • .@HeatFan @IDS07 @dunlapcj @JavaJunky I'm going through bookmarks and almost want to flash a rom on my DASH for shits and giggles #
  • Skippin to the loo is pretty sick… what if you slip while you're in the loo? at least you're not skipping on the loo! #
  • Who hasn't checked their myspace in like, forever, but checked IT today? I know 5 so far… we should bring that shiznat back, ya'll! #
  • Do you know what a full moon means? bare butts on the balcony day! #
  • What's the point of selling muffins with the bottom attached.. who honestly eats the part inside the wrapper? #
  • #20H8 if I play stupid, maybe they'll think I'm stupid because I "forget" what you told me on a daily basis. we don't have to think, we know #
  • Do fish have feelings? NO… if you drop them in the garbage disposal… IT's not the fishes fault you can't take care of IT correctly! #
  • Welcome to the danger zone! #
  • How dare DQ try and put my salsa container for my quesadillas upside down… do you think I wouldn't notice!?? WELL, I DID! #
  • Who cares what we're in favor for, but if you are, say I! #
  • If you just installed a new toilet in your house (tammy), why wouldn't you FB/Tweet that out that you used IT for the first time? I would! #
  • The chicken flies when the cheese has melted! #
  • The something is connected to the something other than the first something, unless you want the first something to be connected to ITself! #
  • RT @sTnez: Today I got high… http://twitpic.com/28zkg7 [don't jump phucker! There are other places that need to be #twooped in/at!] #
  • RT @RyanNyquist: Hahaha! This just in! I'm going to be on the radio show @Loveline on Thurs. night. TUNE IN! This is gonna be great! plz RT #
  • When is the last time you did a head stand? what about a cart wheel? how bout a round off? how bout a kip up? HUH??? WELL? #
  • Do the Bartman! #
  • I don't care if no one is around… I still laugh out loud when the swamp ass monster makes IT known he's still around! #
  • Don't tell me to turn on the lights so I can find my phone…IT might be right in front of me, yet I check every other spot IT might be 1st! #
  • Whadda thunk: Once #20H8 goes away, what about #H810 #
  • IT maybe be 90 tomorrow & I think we'll have frost when we wake up, so cover your plants. if IT happens, don't say i didn't warn you! #
  • To those magicians who don't use mallows in your acts, thank you! I'm all for the blood like Penn & Teller, but the mallow magicians=sick! #
  • Who's going2hang with SpongeBob on Friday? Me! Too bad I can't jump in the pineapple! maybe IT'll be out of order! #
  • Do you talk2your mirrors? Do you cry when they copy you at the same exact time you do something? I do, but I don't cry… I punch em! #
  • IT's time for jumping jacks! #
  • brains…. BRAINS…. brains! #
  • If toilet paper was Oreos or something else you like instead, I'd never wipe my ass and just sit on the can 24/7! #twooping #
  • I just walked across a parking lot… no time or desire to crawl across IT! #
  • #20H8 well this really doesn't count, but Tammy didn't get me rice for lunch, so I guess Taco John's is the only way to make up for IT #
  • Ya know… I love Lucy, don't get me wrong, butt sometimes she picks the wrong time to get a head rub… like when I'm #twoopin #
  • Do you have a fav. live album you love to listen to AND quote the artists banter? My all time fav: Sweatin' To the Oldies – The Vandals #
  • Target, check! Bank, check! Taco Johns & MtnDew, check! 5 min left on laundry and time for kitty yardtime & belly scratches? Priceless #
  • Do you ever want to shake someone and make people read their own tweets & ask them why they're stupid? at least I know i'm stupid, so ha2u! #
  • I betcha didn't know… I l-o-v-e LOVE -e-v-o-l mother phuckin' #TacoJohns & #MtnDew #
  • .@anderwebs can you add a sock or underwear drawer? (since everyone is requesting, i thought I would, too, lol) #
  • RT @DubbagaArmy: I just became mayor of my master bathroom toilet. @twoop SAY IT! [flush and you shall receive!] #
  • RT @HTCSource: The HTC G1 retires from T-Mobile's Android lineup http://bit.ly/9XNO4L #
  • Who got a new laptop today? Not me, but this is where IT'd sit if Lucy wasn't there! http://twitpic.com/298xb2 #
  • Way before Billy Mays (maybe?) and the Shamwow hooker do'er guy, there was Chef Tony… what happened to him? I'm too lazy to Google now #
  • RT @RyanNyquist: A little look at the X games course for this year. http://tweetphoto.com/35274028 [that looks sweet, for me to #twoop on] #
  • Is IT supposed to hail tonight in #Twincy If so, can someone borrow me a helmet??? I want to do some batting practice! #
  • So @Graemeshotsis's wedding is coming up in 12 days.. I wonder what my dad's side of the family wants pics of more, Bert OR me in a tux? #
  • RT @GraemesHotSis: @itradio I think u in a tux! #
  • How come none of my friends gave me a baseball helmet?? Is there going to be hail in Twincy? Ka-BOOM goes the dynamite! #
  • The sky is the color of split pea soup… where's a spoon? I wonder if they're serving it with ham!!! #
  • I'm awake and the sheep are counting me jump over fences! #
  • RT @m3ggiesue: Too late for Tylenol PM; too early to get up for the day. Welcome to insomnia limbo. [You and me both] #
  • .@tomgreenlive I'm turning 29 on the 30th! Every year I sing happy birthday to the both of us and throw piggys down the hill! in reply to tomgreenlive #
  • How much does it cost for circus tent rope & spikes? I just need 2 sets to keep my eyelids shut! #
  • I sleep on my left (deaf) side & tweetNpost on my right when I'm laying in bed! #
  • .@johncmayer Would you eat your guts if you could see them? in reply to johncmayer #
  • I plan on falling asleep standing up this morning! #
  • I'm done driving the stupid bus… someone else can drive… I'll jump & I don't care if anyone sees me! #
  • #20H8 (2days left) – Trained some current co-workers on the new system… change 2 ways of doing things and they "forget" everything #
  • RT @Crashfennec: Twooping should be illegal. #random #
  • You know what'd be a sweet Bday present on Friday? A #SHOUToMATIC from @BonaduceShow himself. Anyone wanna give me $10 to make this happen? #
  • .@BonaduceShow If you get drunk enough and feel up to giving me a #ShoutOmatic my name is Graeme (pronounced Graham) & my Bday is Fri, haha #
  • "Brain Salad Surgery IT will murder you, IT murdered me We made it for our enemy Brain Salad Surgery" Emerson Lake and Palmer #
  • With ITRadio being in my brain for over 5yrs, do you know how hard IT is NOT to want to capitalize "IT" when writing up training manuals? #
  • I'd sell/My soul/My self-esteem a dollar at a time
    1 taste/1 taste/1 taste of you my Magdalena – A Perfect Circle (yup, i'm pasting lyrics) #
  • Sing IT! I know you will!!! Diamonds in my poo, diamonds in my poo poo… I may have diamonds in my poo….. Remember, i'm a ToysRus Kid #
  • .@amanjo lol… even though the JJohns was a 4sq update, the "This place turns money in to sandwiches" rocked the dilly-o! in reply to amanjo #
  • I wrote up training material at home tonight, but don't think for 1sec I didn't include a #twoop mention if they left their desks! cuz I did #
  • #20H8 This is IT…the last #20H8 day you'll ever see from me! I'll be #20H8 #039;in all day… I hope/think/don't think/poodle skirts/fish brain #
  • I am about to enjoy a blueberry muffin and a Mtn Dew… cause that's a good breakfast if I don't say so myself! #
  • Who crashed in to a tiny box on 694?? #

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