Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-07-22

  • I have less than 25 days to get a haircut… and get 30 tuxedo black markers to draw on my tux, and drink 100 cans of #MtnDew #
  • Nothing beats loading up a craptastic workstation that takes 10 min before it shuts down… they need to up the RAM in these POSs #
  • Welcome to BUSTaGUT Kingdom… how can I take your order… where you won't get fries with that, just because you asked! #
  • As much as I'd love a new phone (aka Samsung Vibrant), I will wait until Q4 to see what Project Emerald has for the #androidphreaks #
  • drop it, drop IT, DROP IT!!!!! #
  • When I wake up,i know I'm going to be,I'm going to be the man that's #twooping next to you & I would #twoop 500m & I would #twoop 500 more #
  • RT @StrangeBrownie: @itradio you know what fuck you! I did drop it and my iPod fell in my cup of Mt. Dew! [That's what you get pozer!] #
  • …Living next door to Alice… Alice? Who the phuck is Alice? #
  • I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
  • Nothing…butt…trouble #
  • Quite often when my G1 and I alone together… I #twooping like nobody's business! #KingofTwoop #provenfact #notashamed #
  • Could there be life after IT ends? Wait… what? IT ending? Isn't the 5yr anniversary of ITRadio this shITerday? Why, yes, yes IT is. huh? #
  • Did I just give myself another ITea while working on something? Isn't that what happened with FTB (must…update…again) #
  • PHUCK… my battery died… oh wait, I wanted to drain IT for all IT's worth.. never mind… carry on with your lives and such #
  • Do bob sha bob de boo da … do dah dwee…. do dah dwum #
  • I didn't think it was supposed to phuckin' rain today! #
  • Mega! Kung Fu Radio is waiting in my car to listen to! #
  • My coworker has an #Evo .. I am not jealous… until she let's me play around on IT! ToT #
  • I am better than you if you think you're better than me! That's just the way IT has to be! #
  • RT @StrangeBrownie: Don't forget to listen to @itradio tomorrow or Sunday or any day next week, hell just follow him [phuck 2 the yeah!] #
  • SCORE! Corrina said I'm stupid, but I'm not really stupid… that's awesome! #
  • #20H8 2 weeks until #20H8 goes away… still need something for 2010/29 #
  • Look inside your shoe… you might have to put your face right next to it to see what I'm talkin bout… and who cares about the smell? #
  • Since I am The King of #Twoop I need to get myself a crown… hell, i'll settle for a tiara if need be! (Yes, I l.. http://htxt.it/l/FY6wrW #
  • What ever happened to cities on the moon? I wanna car that runs on water… (hed)pe #
  • Oh yeah… I forgot I had a rock hit my windshield this morning… every time i've gotten in my car, the crack is longer.. thanks mr rock! #
  • Also Mr. Rock .. I hope you're happy I get up at 7am to fix that windshield ya hit… i hope you never make it to another gravel pit! #
  • havin Archer Farms chicken alfrdeo pizza… not bad! #
  • in less than 24 hours, ITRadio's 5yr anniversary show will be happening!!!! #
  • RT @ids07: t-pain app for iPhone… MicDroid app for Android… that is all! #inthemarket #
  • #ff The S's @sTnez @stacheman @strangebrownie @SweetpNJ (suzen)@JueL @shaycarl #
  • .@itradio has been @ mentioned by 50 individuals and earned a @Klout achievement – http://bit.ly/dcYoYS [umm.. thanks? #TWOOP #
  • RT @amanjo: @itradio Holy balls, G, check this out! http://klout.com/itradio #
  • RT @TmoNews: I'll tell you this, those of you not happy with the Vibrant, or the Nexus, or the Slide, should just wait till September... #
  • I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby, like you .... oooEEEEeeeooo.. ooohhh yeeaahhhh...diirrrtttt bbaaagg, no she doesn't know what she's missin #
  • RT @ids07: RT @oldspice: IF you only had 5 minutes left to live, how would you spend it?(via @bradkeys) http://bit.ly/ckKwJU [#twooping] #
  • The monkey drives the bus at midnight or baby ants fly to australia #
  • Holy @emojesus… IT's shITERday and IT's also the day ITRadio has IT's 5yr show! Holy @emojesus part 2… that's in less than 12 hours #
  • Just saw a dude on his way to Cental Ave wearing just a towl and smoking a huge cigar #
  • Home again & IT's nap time! i MUST get my beauty sleep before ITRadio, live @ 8p! http://live.tourettesradio.com T.. http://htxt.it/l/vpxQy5 #
  • Gettin' everything set-up for the "big" show tonight. PreShow music going live soon, show @ 8p CST – http://live.t.. http://htxt.it/l/TPSKmm #
  • I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
  • In honor of ITRadio's 5yr anniversary show, I'm grubbin #TacoBell & listening to David Cross on the PreShow stream http://htxt.it/cuR9 #
  • RT @dearkatemix: Just woke up. Apparently I was talking in my sleep about @itradio being on tonight. [http://live.tourettesradio.com] #
  • I'll be in "rare" ITRadio form tonight & DRINKING! Flying Dog Brewery inspired by Hunter S Thompson! http://htxt.it/6QMf Show in 15min #
  • I had to stop the 5yr show early… storm is a brewin.. didn't want to lose the 1/2 of recording… might go on tomorrow for podcast reasons #
  • Happy 3hrs early Birthday to the late Hunter S Thompson! “Buy the ticket, take the ride.” #
  • I need to shut down my computers… but i have a video on the MacMini i'm watching.. i'm so lazy to load it on the laptop for now #
  • So, I went to #TacoBell because of ITRadio… their X-Large cups sure look like their old LARGE cups… I'm glad #TacoJohns knows LARGE #
  • so.. science has "proved" that cats don't just meow because something is wrong… some are just chatty. I knew that for years, dumb science! #
  • For the record… scratch #
  • Butterfinger ads promote office staple violence! #
  • I brushed my teeth already, so IT's ok for me to have skittles for breakfast, because I don't have any Oreos! #
  • Remember pogo balls? I had a yellow one. #
  • My sister once won a wagon at a DQ contest… i think it was a radio flyer, too… The wagon however… couldn't read, talk or do math! #
  • I was going to have myself a #MtnDew but the #twoop fairy came for a visIT so here I am… sittin & #twoopin in the dark. #
  • I didn't forget that I just cleaned the bathroom sink, but I didn't put the soap back! I'm so upset, I walked out without even using water! #
  • Ok, I lied… I moved the soap back to the sink after my #twooping session. except I spit cleaned my hands instead! that's sanitary right? #
  • If I had a keg of gun power, and a gun, I'd go blow it the phuck up for Hunter S Thompson's birthday! #
  • I never played jacks as a kid… still have no desire as a fake kid… maybe that's why i #twoop #
  • Sharks will soon infest our sinks! #
  • About to watch the few episodes of Hot in Cleveland we fell behind on.. and monkeys live in my brain! #
  • I don't care if my mouth is burning… I should NOT have to wait 5 min for my molten lava cake to cool down after being cooked for 1min15sec #
  • Smelling salts do nothing for the soul! #
  • My hat is hardcore w/IT's paperclips! http://dailybooth.com/u/3t90w #
  • so what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd? #
  • I'm graeme… I do tings #
  • Not today not tomorrow, but a few days from then, I'll be stuffing my food hole full casino buffet! #
  • Shake your fist at everyone you pass today… you don't have to have a reason, just do IT! You'll feel better! #
  • #20H8 I need shoes like nobody's biz, yo! I'll step in 40 puddles. And soak my socks before finding "the pair"! #
  • #20H8 who said they could put work on my desk while I went to my car to get something? What? Do you think I work around here? #
  • #20H8 your answer was so all over the place, like, ya know, I have, like, motion sickness now and must find a vomIT bag. #
  • To think is just too hard! #
  • I picked up a new hat on Saturday and I'll have you guess what color IT is…of you said black, you are correct! #
  • Sittting on hold is a fun past time for me while at work… hold time = drawing time! #
  • Who knew you could talk about "being a mom again" after buying a phucking beta fish for 30 MIN. When IT dies, she'll cry for 30 DAYS! #
  • Sweet… went to Zumiez, 2 pairs of DVSs for $90.. not complaining at all! I feel like a chick or something, LOT #
  • Omg…she looks like a phucking gremlin! #
  • I have a great perverted sense of humor, but if I don't find you funny & you show/tell me something, no matter how funny it is,I won't laugh #
  • This WAS supposed to be a pic of my clean shirt with racing stripes, but that didn't happen, so you get this blurr http://twitpic.com/26vhm3 #
  • Please… pretend your a dog, jump out the car window and aim for the god damn phuckin' tire… you make stupid people look hella smart! #
  • I come from a land down under… you better run, better take cover…. if I phucked those lyrics up, oh wellz #
  • I forgot my shoes in the car, but I threw my others away already & I don't want to get my socks dirty… IT's true, IT's on the internutz #
  • .@SweetpNJ I still have to find a tiara! I'm working on some website stuff now that ITRadio (the podcast) is pretty much done and dead in reply to SweetpNJ #
  • RT @erincandy: Man I wish Jurrasic Park was a real place… Dinosaurs are badass. I definitely want to watch that movie now #
  • Bethany knows I need to #twoop yet feels the need to take her sweet ass time going #1 .. I can only hop/jump for so long woman! #
  • My new kicks… 2 pair of #DVS .. because you can't go wrong w/DVS and keeping my knee issue at bay! #fb http://dailybooth.com/u/3tvcy #
  • Who the hell laced up one of my new shoes from Zumiez? Hopefully IT was a customer & not an employee, because one shoe's lace was WAY OFF! #
  • Last week was a sad moment when I realized I need to retire my custom DC @TravisBarker #GhettoBlaster shoes. I had 'em since they came out! #
  • Now that the DC @TravisBarker #GhettoBlaster shoes are retired, I'm 100% #DVS except for my winter combat boots. My yellow shoes are DVS 2! #
  • .@MichaelManna @berger43 That wasn't any kind of shoe… that was a shoe-a-cide!!! in reply to MichaelManna #
  • Seriously, I'm stupid, so all you stupider people, get some smarts! I'm sick of acting smarter than I really am! REALLY, COME ON NOW! #
  • When too much social media/networking turns in to a socialmediafail, you must remember to K.i.S.S! Even I need to remember that! #NOTaGURU #
  • All laced up and ready for kickin'… but now which pair do I wear tomorrow? #fb http://dailybooth.com/u/3twhe #
  • I wear my shoes til they become sole-less! When I can't walk in to buildings w/automatic doors, I know my shoes soles were sold to Milhouse! #
  • During the interview on 1st July, 2010, Tricky stated that his new album titled Mixed Race is scheduled for releas.. http://htxt.it/l/jgx9jt #
  • When will be able to drive Technodromes to work? #
  • Because @joshfreese is watching Mulholland Dr., I have to ask those who've seen IT: Would the cowboy be welcome to The (Vandals) Cowboy Bar? #
  • Tuck 'n roll grandma, tuck 'n roll! #
  • I'm awake & might as well start yelling at inanimate objects, because IT's usually their fault for everything since we never blame ourselves #
  • I have no reason to feel the need to pick on inanimate objects,but they had IT coming for being objects of the inanimate! DANCE OBJECT DANCE #
  • Haha… thanks @dearkatemix for this sweet trailer for "Cop Car"… and I thought my issues with Inanimate Objects.. http://htxt.it/l/egLrFL #
  • RT @BillyFryBMX: Everybody follow @twooping! soooo dialed :D #
  • Who will save your soul if you already sold IT? #
  • #20H8 … 10 days left ToT #
  • There are no turtles in the parking lot and I want to see/save some turtles… and if you know me and jonathan the zombie, I like turtles! #
  • Don't make me go Pop the Trunk… with @TravisBarker & Yelawolf at the ROXY for the FM$ shoe release http://htxt.it/v/oBvb #
  • And the bass goes bump bummmmmmmp bbbbuuummmmmmpppp mother phuckas! #
  • I wish I had walls made of trampolines! and the floor and ceiling were made of flubber… then I'd bounce everywhe.. http://htxt.it/l/ihC5B4 #
  • Man… if you only knew how dumb that shirt makes you look… oh wait, is shirt a code word for something? am i talking gibrish? #
  • Man… sometimes, you make me laugh at how smart i am to your dumbness! YES YOU! #
  • I had a postcard from my dentist office for my birthday, but the packet of Skittles they should have attached didn't make IT… how rude #
  • I just saw a tropical balloon carrying it's litter of hot pockets… that for some reason smells like kangaroo toe jam! #
  • If I ever buy a fridge, I'll make sure it's a 3n1! A fridge area, a freezer area, and a water slide! #
  • "The Sisters" of Everybody Loves Raymond … Robert is about to do the monkey & clapping gimmick!! #
  • Ok… YAaaa YAAaaa YYAaaa YAAaaa YA! #
  • MUST.MAKE.A.PnJ.Sammich … that is all for now! #
  • IT's all I want! #
  • There is an easter bunny in the yard next door to Tammy's pl ace…I just saw IT #twoop colored eggs! And yes, IT had a phone, but IT's off! #
  • #20H8 – OMG-STFU … IT's a phucking fish, not a phucking dog and IT will not do any phucking tricks! #
  • My new kicks have pin stripe like pokeEdots on them der laces! #
  • I am learning stuff, but I'd rather be #twooping #
  • #20H8 – I'm not sure if IT's cooler to H8, or cooler to #twoop #
  • Who wants to buy me something? That's right, I'll even broadcast to the world what you've bought me! I'll even twitpic it and stuff! #
  • RT @wilsonweedz: @itradio I'll buy you a phone strickly for #twooping [seriously? How bout a Samsung Vibrant on TMob! IT's gotta B android!] #
  • RT @SweetpNJ: Can we bring the cosby show back but instead with a Jewish family in queens [and kill The Nanny!] #
  • RT @xfashionbombx: Just started playing around with my new cliq. Wonder if ill like it [you should, lol] #
  • RT @Yankee_in_pink: RT @k9leavings: @Yankee_in_pink I hope you know you can dump your steaming load on my chest any time. ;) #
  • Haha, the landlord just told me a fire marshal couldn't reach the key box bx he's 5'2"… HE WORKS FOR THE FD, use your ladder dude! #
  • Damn IT Goober… we are going2get burgers, why did you get in the lawn chair? You need to get back in here! NOW! #
  • HAHA, @johnniriddlin made IT to the national news bx of Old Spice: http://bit.ly/9eUvCc I know that dude! (i've always wanted to say that) #
  • Note that cheese doesn't taste like cheese if you're not eating cheese! I know IT wasn't written anywhere, that's why I'm posting this! #
  • First a waltz… then a polka! #
  • .@amanjo on #JoanRivers #039;s How'd You Get So Rich, a coboy dude has a moon roof for 3 of his bathroom… one w/nature w/while #twooping #
  • I'm glad twitter wasn't here 6yrs ago when I had my last major knee surgery!I was on morphine & vicodin & #twooping would've been impossible #
  • I 1qtch cats walk, but I don't have a catwalk! #

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