Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-07-15

  • I'm very disappointed in you all! I'm still waiting for that steak! #
  • If #Quiznos is trying to go green, why did they give/waste a huge paper bag for a tiny phuckin' sammich? #
  • Hopefully I'll be broadcasting @RefRobPage's big announcement tonight @ 7p CST since @espn won't! http://live.tourettesradio.com #
  • Whoever Oust'd the bathroom before I walked in just made my gum taste like their shit particiles! #twooping #
  • RT @refrobpage: @itradio its 8pm. Still hopin @ESPN might cover it… [that gives me more time to get my sound set up!] #
  • Hello…. my name is I don't know how to drive and breathe at the same time, but they still let me! Phuck heads!! #
  • After we get home from #SmashBurger I will not be on thr road again with these douche nozels! #
  • Finishing setting up for the @RefRobPage announcement that @ESPN won't cover. Catch IT live @ http://htxt.it/oZnU (sorry for the ads) #
  • I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
  • Major @RobPage/@RefRobPage NEWS LIVE 10min (8p CST) This is the news #ESPN won't cover but TourettesRadio will! ht.. http://htxt.it/l/LIEk1D #
  • .@RefRobPage Let everyone know to listen to your announcement live @ http://live.tourettesradio.com #
  • RT @kareemy: Alllll I see is Labron this Labron that. This ain't the presidential election. Shut up. All of you. #
  • One note from the @RefRobPage announcement press conference… Will there be a Best of DVD?: RP: A wise man once said, never say never… #
  • Never give your name to a piece of string, because IT might knot you up when you least expect IT! #
  • IT's time for imagination time… once again, the stupid PB&J sammich will be steak tasting… maybe I could cover IT in A1 sauce #nom #
  • I may want a flying monkey more than a hoverboard… actually, I want a flying monkey RIDING a hoverboard! #
  • Never wash the windows with a rock… it only gives you a breeze and birds will crash in to your wall instead! #
  • When will the pizza be ready? What do you mean I need to place an order… why don't you go phuck yerself!?? #
  • #20H8 I think IT's 10yrs ago today when I was supposed to see #NoDoubt & Lit, but noooo, they would play Warped Tour the next day ToT #
  • If today is/was the day I was supposed to see No Doubt, IT's also the day we were told not to drive an Eclipse in to a weigh station #
  • #20H8 why can't I press a button to talk to cust. Service? Why do I have to listen to 5 promts for automated crap I don't need? #
  • If there is a sign that says ALWAYS USE A COVER LETTER, don't ask if you need one (and yes, this person was 100% serious). #
  • Stop talking to yourself outloud…then when we question who the phuck you're talking to, don't try and clue us in on your moronic babble! #
  • Nothing but guinnesses! #
  • How do you tell someone they huff & puff every other breath? If I was a piggy, my house would have been blown the phuck down by now! #
  • My iPod is asking me Why So Serious? #
  • RT @StrangeBrownie: I just met a cool guy in my store, her was a gamer and nerd like me [so IT was a He-She?] #
  • RT @Syfy: Reminder: I'm giving away my #Syfy Flip UltraHD camcorder to someone who RTs this note by 5pm PT on 7/9- http://twitpic.com/22y6ls #
  • RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin heres a new track man http://usershare.net/3udjb5g9h94k #
  • I haz a new battery for my G1! IT's been 25 min running Pandora and only gone down 5%! #
  • I have baby slobber all over me! #
  • RT @JhonenV:I don't remember it ending any differently than this.What are they talking about 'Alternate ending'? http://tinyurl.com/3y53noy #
  • I think @tomgreenlive & @DavidFaustino need to go on a rap tour! I never saw this vid http://bit.ly/a8gYTz (have you @Yankee_in_pink) #
  • If you hardly try, you hardly fail, but the harder you try… the harder you fail & soon the fail will hit you more than IT already has! #
  • Goober did well, once again, with the former landlord's daughter… Lucy on the other hand runs/hides/wants nothing to do with her! #
  • I'm never changing my socks again… because IT takes forever to put both on… very rarely are they at the same time! IT's true…IT'S TRUE #
  • Where on Central Ave in NE Mpls is the best place to buy shisha for hookas? Is there any where else good other than Holy Land? #
  • A friend who has an #Android #HTC #MyTouchSlide can't connect to his wifis w/his encryption key… any suggestions? no router restart yet #
  • I still love watching the iPhone vs. EVO video over and over and over… because IT has the wifis http://htxt.it/v/3Kh7 #
  • I'm phucking wasted. I just took a shot of Target brand mouth wash, and IT knocked me on my ass! I'm surprised I can post this! #ImHardcore #
  • I have a sweet 80s/90s lead line going right now.. If I could only tweak the bass at 11:50p #
  • I'm not sure which is on protest:My eye lids not wanting to stay shut long enough to sleep OR my my sleep not wanting my eyes to stop seeing #
  • If I take my work underground… IT will be dirty! #
  • Go to the bathroom, point and laugh at the person staring back at you, and make rude comments… then feel bad for what you called yourself! #
  • I'll never wear one of those tacky #OffClipOn gimmicks… blue is not my color & bug bites = RED, bwhaha #
  • We shall all wear bags on our heads in 2043! And you will have to draw your face on daily, and if you phuck up, too bad, we'll point & laugh #
  • I've eaten chocolate covered crickets, but I've never spit a dead cricket 20+ feet, let alone spit a dead (or live cricket) in general #
  • My TravisBarker DC Ghettoblaster shoes are on their way out… coming apart right before my eyes, kinda, maybe… that makes me ToT #
  • Crank the bass… time to party #
  • Anyone want to bring me some chicken fried rice? I might not want it in 20 min… who knows, I could want chili later! #
  • rock the casbah #
  • Bethany and I just hung out with @amanjo … she met the cats … and found out that @EmoJesus is currently her co-pilot while driving! #
  • Hydroplaning is cool and all, but what about hydro#twooping? #
  • If we never had a spacebar, we'd have 1 word sentences/paragraphs and books would be hard to fit in any bag/backpack, car/semi/plane…etc! #
  • RT @wtfkrysta: New oxymoron: poop-alicious. Yeah, my boss thought of that one. #
  • What goes in…must come out! #twoop #
  • "Good People Drink Good Beer" – Hunter S Thompson … FlyingDogAles.com #FlyingDog http://dailybooth.com/u/3oofn #
  • No ITRadio tonight… why? Cuz a friend is turning 30 and we're supposed to stare at him getting older and fatter (from his mouth) #
  • I'm going to invent the kickstand! Don't tell me IT's already made…I read about IT on wikipedia, but I can't trust facts on the internuts! #
  • I'm going to drink Hunter S Thompson inspired beer/ale tonight…http://htxt.it/aDB8 and Ralph STEADman did the artwork! #
  • And at tonight's party… while watching the birthday boy get older… I might think… I'd rather be #twooping #
  • I did not imagine this, but I saw an invisible kid get hit by a car and this bike broke off in too.. and all three of his shoes flew off! #
  • I'm pointing my finger at YOU… now pull IT! #
  • .@cyanogen Thanks man. I've been using Froyo for a couple min and I'm bored with IT… When does Shortcake come out? ok, horrible joke… #
  • RT @AndroidSPIN: ROM: Cyanogen CyanogenMOD v6.00-DS RC1 for T-Mobile G1 / MT3G – http://tinyurl.com/2ex9d7l #android #
  • I admit IT… I Just Dance'd #
  • Stick a fork in the electrical socket… then, post the results! Do IT now…AND I take NO responsibility for your stupid actions! #
  • I'm scared while I #twoop that the bee/hornet that Lucy knocked out, long enough for us to flush, woke up while being flushed, stings me now #
  • I remember @Anderwebs made a simple ADWLauncher for ice cream! Now, IT's beer & makes complicated launchers. not sure what i like more #
  • Who the.. what the.. Some strange "woman" was on Cops w/the most phucked up eyebrows and talked about ppl in her attic trying to get her #
  • Peter Pan should have never made Hook! I mean, Hook's awesome and all, but why ruin Pan's life sayin he's old? and pirates didn't wear wigs! #
  • IT's too dang hot to be a #HoodieNinja .. even with a pillow case… and naked ninjas probably don't blend in to their surroundings too well #
  • #20H8 hey you driver, stop driving… your driving sucks, your mother dresses you funny and you call that a hair style? #
  • #20H8 – You better be proud of yourself lady… now i have to suffer the huffNpuff machine for the rest of the day! Grrr…splat #
  • Sweeeet! I haz a hot dog from Holiday corp's building… 5 min early too! hUt diggity dog! #
  • I answered a question with "4" and it had nothing to do with the question. no matter how much I defended my answer. They didn't get the joke #
  • Hahaha… I have fresh tar on the front of my shoe, so I wiped it on the tile in front of the toilet and it looks like shit smear! #twoooin #
  • poodle skirts are in fashion! you won't see them, but they are! #
  • Don't be clever, be a cleaver! I don't know what that means… please excuse this update… sure! #
  • RT @SHOUTcastRadio: Do you have the SHOUTcast Google Chrome extension yet? http://bit.ly/ahkyK6 #
  • RT @sTnez: Did slaves get paid millions of dollars to play a kids game? Jesse jackson is a douche. #
  • Who really lives in a pineapple under the sea? And how the hell does a pineapple live under the sea. SpongeBob has life made! #
  • shoe strings will be the new era of flash harddrives… if they aren't already… if so, my awesome idea is foiled! #
  • Why am I installing apps i won't even use… just because I can? who makes up rules like this? ToT #
  • You probably didn't know this… but my feet are really flame throwers and potato cannons! #
  • Oh yeah… Sunday Sunday Sun.. I mean Saturday Saturday Saturday! ITRadio's 5yr show is this Saturday! Be there! #
  • #20H8 If A + B = C, then a day goes by, but nothing changes… A + B will still = C. If it's the same as before, IT should be confusing! #
  • RT Conan O'Brien: I found a huge design flaw in my new iPhone. People get angry when I talk on it during a funeral. #
  • Remember when ITRadio had a fresh set of digITS? 206-666-4887? I don't! Now if I could only figure out what to do w/my GoogleVoice Twoop # #
  • dude… you are hammering that wood all wrong.. put your hand UNDER the nail, THEN take a shot… either way, I'll be amused #
  • RT @Yankee_in_pink: RT @k9leavings: If my anus was a children's book it would be a scratch-and-sniff. #
  • Pants or not…in 25 days, i'll be tweeting how @GraemesHotSis is crying before she takes her 1st step down the isle to the alter! in reply to GraemesHotSis #
  • No sit.. this is NOT a trick question, IT's just that every anwer you'll give us is, well.. WRONG #
  • dude… where's your deck? #
  • I just annihilated my mexican baby diaper, aka chipotle… and all i have now is an aluminum ball that smells like fajita! #
  • RT @johnny_bones: I'm voiding my bowels. [for @emojesus's sake man... the word is #TWOOP ] #
  • don't expect anything2write home about for the ITRadio 5yr annvrsy show… unless you give me good reason… like giving a flying phuck! =) #
  • #20H PLEASE FIX THE PHUCKING BELT IN YOUR CAR… every phucking morning… just when an insomniac might get that last 1/2hr of sleep #
  • I wish I was a clown… i'd have pie fights every morning! #fb #
  • The best music to listen to at work is music that sounds just like your work phone's ring…oops, I didn't mean to not get that call! #
  • Listening to Deadmau5 on random today… random dancing on peoples desks may happen… all while I swear and flick em off in the process! #
  • IT's time for everyone to do something! Like read this pointless tweet… I just wasted however long it took to read this! SUCKER #
  • mexican baby diaper #twoopin session going on up in hur! #
  • I hate getting asked the same phucking question from the same person who just isn't getting it, yet I love giving her the same answer daily! #
  • I'm going to cancel my tux rental for @graemeshotsis's wedding & wear my pirate boxers and draw my tux on w/"tuxedo black" markers! #
  • I must have done something right today after pissing off a co-worker for telling her the same answer to the same question. Hella quite now! #
  • Now take me to the h.o.s.p.I.t.a.l! #
  • I'm all for warm showers on hot (and humid) as phuck days like today… but water temps should not change, now my back is tweakin… PHUCK #
  • Monkeys fly out of my butt! #
  • I'm going to hire this monkey as my limo driver, once I have a limo… and a limo driver that's a monkey! http://htxt.it/i/zrrXZK #
  • I miss the mad cows! #
  • there are no fiddle sticks are not something you want to throw to OR at a dog… no, i did not do that! 1, don't have a dog and 2, no fiddle #
  • Tomorrow is the next step to the future where you will wake up and say…. damn, it's the future, I should brush my hairdryer! #
  • I took a walk today from my room/studio/spare bedroom/the cat's playground to the living room and boy are my arms tired. I need a nap! #
  • My heel itches. & my other heel is pointing IT's foot at it and laughing… oh wait, karma is a bitch and the laughing foot is tingiling #
  • You want to talk? don't meet me at the water cooler, drinking fountain or pop machine. instead, meet me @ the garbage cuz i'm a trash talker #
  • Pizza Hut's 39cent wings commercial tells me, if I want to IT's ok to be a smelly hippy & wear dirty clothes. Bitchin'…if I liked wings! #
  • I'm bout to (hed)2work & I'll be live on #BlogTV tonight around 7p to work on the new "dance" track I'm working on and find "perfect" sounds #
  • #20H8 they're talking about clipping coupons like they just came out. how have you made it 25/55yrs in this life for being phucking stupid? #
  • Key to maintaining my weight came from an ex of Tammys, if you're pissed, drink water! My coworkers talk too much to drink anything #
  • Anyone still use a chalkboard? #

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