Graeme’s Weekly Updates for 2010-07-08

  • RT @markhoppus: morning breath. my mouth just asked my teeth if they farted. fixing that situation and then heading to the studio. #fb #
  • #20H8 .. I will not fake laugh if what you say/do isn't funny! #
  • I've worked at my jarb for 7yrs to the day… #fb #
  • My toe feels like it should be cracked, but I don't want to take my shoe off… wait, maybe I do! Mwhahaha… MMWWHhaaHHaaaA #
  • I need to land a job creating 4-letter words… it'd be 2nd nature for me! #
  • If you said 4, you are correct! #
  • I plan on going live sometime tonight, probably about 7.. work on music or phuck around with samples. we'll see ht.. http://htxt.it/l/VY0ZVK #
  • The Fonz never had #twooping sessions, let alone twitter, so that makes me cooler by default! Long live the #KingOfTwoop Eeehhh #
  • I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
  • Got a couple ideas saved in my never ending quest to create song ideas in Live. There will be a show Saturday night! BE THERE #
  • If trees could talk, they'd bark and we'd put shock collars on them… then they'll just turn in to sorry saps… onlt if they're maple! #
  • RT @jenjenfukker: i like the way Q looks on my phone. looks like a big fat sperm. fat boy sexy sperm! [hahaha] #
  • What smells did you smell when you woke up? Me? Cat poopies, cat piss, and the fresh smell of a dumpster… oh, and my chicken taco! #
  • #20H8 being at work watching lists compile… watching paint dry is better entertainment! Dance paint, dance! #
  • Because my right eye lid keeps twitchin, I've realized IT's growing legs, will remove ITself from the socket & clone ITself with a new me! #
  • Today, I'm walking on 2 feet, but in my mind… I'm skipping to the loo! #
  • I will be posting my new (attempted) era pose (aka facebook pose) later today… including double peace sign. I be stylin' peeps! #
  • #20H8 STFU you never ending verbal masturbating chicks! you have no idea how stupid you make yourself sound! Me? I know I'm stupid, so yeah! #
  • Monkeys fly because the Wizard Of Oz said they can! #
  • The World Cup has never been the same since OJ's famous ride! IT's like waking up on Saturdays without cartoons! Not sure how, but yup! #
  • The world knows when you try too hard… IT catches up to you way before you ever realize that fact… if you even realize it. #
  • Going with Bethany, her mom & sis to the Twins game tomorrow… 1st time @ the new stadium and not the 3D video I worked with last year. #
  • Oh… tomorrow's shITRday! ITRadio @ 8…Maybe I'll be a lobster cause i'll lose my emo-ness @ the twins game. Does my body know how to tan? #
  • Finally saw the Super Mario Brothers played on the violin (live) vid… you can too. not bad, haha http://htxt.it/v/pOeB #
  • I've been listening to In This Moment's cover of Blondie's "Call Me" over and over tonight… that must mean I like it?!? #
  • JTHM's Director's cut… best comic ever… one of the few "books" i've read all the way thru… EVER! http://dailybooth.com/u/3kjck #
  • If Glad or Hefty never made garbage bags, would the world have anything called "trash"? what about landfills? WHAT ABOUT SAFETY WARNINGS?? #
  • You tweet like a girl! #
  • Thnx to Lucy having a need to play w/everything in the bedroom, I'm up to a great surprise. E-Xtreme 1.9.1 for my G1 w/FROYO (android 2.2) #
  • RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin me & my boy just laid this track down called "twoopin while poopin" http://usershare.net/0zsjdgeqzzyd [SWEET ha] #
  • .@TrevorCreech How can I download the Twoopin' while I'm poopin track?? I can't use .exe files (from imesh) #
  • Who thinks they can just waltz in, start up a chat, then leave after only ONE post… that's my job people! MY JOB #
  • In 11hrs 30min… ITRadio should be on the air… sun burnt & drinking a MtnDew (still 1.99 @ Target!)… cause that's how I roll! #
  • I was about to fart in Bethany's general direction, and she hit me for some reason, and the rippage happened… scared the shit out of her! #
  • Hanging out in a booth at The Loon before the Twins game in 90degree weather… why did I forget to wear my sun dress? #
  • First time @ Target Field off 3rd base line! http://twitpic.com/2250cn #
  • Twins up 4to2, top of the 8th… I need to #twoop #
  • I'm home… Twins lost… Going2Shower, then hook up the for ITRadio on shITerday!!! http://htxt.it/PPWV Show @ 8p CST #
  • Just for the record, before I go live… I'm not just The King of [all things] #Twoop .. I am The Whole #Twoopin #039; Show! BTW… #twooping now #
  • RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin me & my boy just laid this track down called "twoopin while poopin" http://bit.ly/dcNlL6 [for @BrettStolz] #
  • I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! http://www.blogtv.com/people/tourettesradio #
  • ITRadio is live… I'm going to talk about boogers, farting, and #twooping cuz IT's what I'm good at! http://live.. http://htxt.it/l/moH56l #
  • #TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja #Twoopers Teenage Mutant Ninja #twoopers Teenage Mutant Ninja #twoopers .. flush after going #twooping power! #
  • RT @JavaJunky: Lots of beer can for breakfast. I mean BACON. Frick! >.< #
  • I finally rolled, moved, & fell out of bed half n hour ago… I'm going to work on stuff today/tomorrow & 2 those tuned in last night, tnx #
  • Who's jupming on their bed today? I might, and I'll probably fall off too trying to land some insane trick (which is most) i've never done! #
  • Whenever you're bored, and you don't know karate, start kicking the air like you know some moves, even if people are looking!! #
  • I wish I had some sand to build a castle… like you're going to find me on a beach to build one… that's funny talk! #
  • "Dude, go shit in your hand" – She's out of my Leauge … best new movie insult I've heard… should be in the top 100! #
  • RT @jenjenfukker: it's a fart of july #twooping session. #
  • If you were cool, I'd give you a big PHUCK YOU… but you're NOT cool, so you don't get the cool big PHUCK YOU, so phuck you! #
  • About to listen to the new Deftones album (Diamond Eyes) while I work on WordPress… IT should be eventful I hope! #
  • Pa-pa-pa powwwwwwwwwww #
  • Holy macaroni…cookies don't taste like cooks #
  • Why isn't my phones police scanner not working? #
  • I need to leave, grab some grub before I donate platelets at 8a in the morning… slept for shIT, but a nap will be in order when I get home #
  • RT @SweetpNJ: @itradio what do you call a dinosaur with IBS? Poop-alot-a-pus! #
  • 93x must be bored today… Marcy's Playground's Sex and Candy… nothing wrong with that, but I blame Patrick DJin. Righ now! #
  • I returned my RedBox video… ate some BK french toast sticks and I'm now in a Donar Visitor Parking Only spot… and IT's not even 8? X_o #
  • Does anyone have a. Q-Tip? The inside of my deaf (right) ear itches! #
  • I think IT's nap time after 3 hours of craptastic sleep and a blood gimmick donation…then more web work and time jammin time #
  • If the foot falls asleep… the giant can't kick the field goal in the final round! In other news… giants who have feet are myths! #
  • Not sure what Bethany's talking bout with her mom, but she's laughing like a hyena! #
  • Awwww yeah boyyyy… #twooping like IT's my day off or something! #
  • I will never convince myself I can take on Brock Lesnar anytime, anyplace… I'm pretty sure I'd go down before the first punch reaches me! #
  • I'm not counting chickens until IT happens, but I hope to get really back in to SM once I'm done Fear and Loathing in Social Media! #
  • Bethany: I hope I don't get HIV from cleaning chickens, I have a cut on my finger. Me: I don't you need to worry. B:Weird ppl screw chickens #
  • #20H8 I hate talking about the weather, but IT wasn't supposed to rain today, and from 12-4, IT rained with little black rain clouds! #
  • RT @RyanNyquist RT @GlennPPMilligan In 'Back to the Future',Doc sets clock in the DeLorean to a day 25 years in the future.Today is that day #
  • I know Back To The Future's 25th anniversary is today… for the 1st movie… I still have 5 years before I get my phucking hover board! #
  • RT @amanjo: @itradio Screw the hoverboard. I need a COLOR CHANGING HAT! [phuck that... i want the air drying clothes!] #
  • Damn… in one day, 3 needles. 1 to test my blood, one to steal my platelets (for a good cause) and a SureClick for Enbrel! #
  • New Podcast released, LISTEN:: ITRadio Ep. 290 – When She Punched Me… I Farted! http://bit.ly/bJG5jp #
  • I can predict the future… and in the future, this tweet will be a thing of the past that you can point and laugh because you can, damn IT! #
  • I want to take a ride on the magic bus… if it has some lasers going beeooooo beeeeeeoooooooooo splat #
  • RT @SweetpNJ: Maybe I'm hungry instead of horny I get those mixed up….. #
  • RT @Wersching: I'm missin' 24 on Mondays…so I will post my own ! :) http://tinyurl.com/26hh6cx #
  • In case you need to write it down… no show this coming saturday, BUTT July 17th will be the ITRadio 5yr Anniversary! 5hrs for 5yrs? #
  • #20H8 how the phuck do get lost leaving a mall? Oh, it was raining hard? If that's the excuse..errr… I mean case, then IT makes sense! #
  • My toes want to file divorce from my feet….they no longer get along! #
  • #20H8 my shoes soles are worn like a mopho! #
  • 45 seconds on the clock… power level 5 #
  • My fake as phuck Monday of craptastic and boring…hows ya'lls ding dong diggiy? #
  • Just had the awesome un-hit single by IT, "Whole Lotta Sex But No Sex Drive" start playing in my brain! #
  • RT @TrevorCreech: @twoopin new track called "Drop A Deuce" hahahahttp://usershare.net/wa1qiocwhk12 #
  • Only my friend could have some bad ass allergic reaction when going leech hunting… some people's kids i tell you! #
  • RT @VixynKitty: Nothing but your mom. #
  • Taking care of some website/search engine issues… I love websites that ask you to alert/flag something for them, but give you an errors #
  • Who needs pants? NOT ME! Shorts are where IT's at! #
  • .@ThatKevinSmith Are you going to release any of your Smodcasts in 8track form. I'll give you time so I can find a player in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
  • I'm not one to say watch HLNews (unless @BonaduceShow is on being Bonaduce), but Betty White is being interviewed by Joy Behar right now! #
  • RT @DJ48: @itradio eats his own socks soaked in elephant juice from sri lanka [thanks #ThatGuy #
  • I like fish, sushi, clams, crawdads, and seaweed, but I do not do fish sticks! #
  • .@Droobastank I'm trying to bring the twitter world to just admit we all #twoop and remember:try to out #twoop your last #twoop tweet] in reply to Droobastank #
  • RT @twooping: @Droobastank dude. just don't give up #twooping just because you're not original! haha… #Twoop your brains out for me to RT! #
  • Holy phuck… I think I just RT'd one of my own RT's from another account. I've probably done IT in the past, but IT feels dirty…and sexy! #
  • Goobers layin all upside down like a Goober does & then I hear a meow outta Lucy sounding like The Prodigy's Charl.. http://htxt.it/l/3qwOQr #
  • dear advertising peeps… some people have ADHD/ADD when watching YTube! Not only do i kill your ad, but I don't watch the intended video! #
  • When the cheese no longer is present . someone better buy some more or some mtn dew… and cheese! #
  • Failure is the key if IT is the password! #
  • There is a fork, inside a glass pan gimmick, inside the kitchen sink, which is inside the kitchen counter top, which is inside the kitchen! #
  • Will you shut up for one second? No one cares, so please stop being a turd face and flush yourself! #
  • #20H8 If you think something is so phucking stupid, why waste my time talking about it for 20 min on what should be a 3 min convo? #
  • RT @JueL: Question… Can insanity bring on more creativity? Or is it creativity that brings on some insanity? [My answer: sgudjsdsj haha] #
  • HEY… why arent you acting stupid today? Be stupid monkey boy so i can laugh! #
  • I like to listen to the voices in my head…not the voices from your mouth… #
  • A coworker is having some test done and she read she's not supposed to have caffine, so she dumped her fresh can of 7-Up! 7-Up = no caffine #
  • #20H8 – I'm sorry, but if I have to re-explain the same thing 5x ina row, then don't get bitchy w/me because you can't follow directions! #
  • I don't care . I don't care… I don't phucking care! #
  • I igured out what I'm naming my 2nd kid after "13"… First name Yuri, middle name Nate! <– this is what gets me .. http://htxt.it/l/lOgEk9 #
  • For @amanjo because she has autotune on the brain and for @Yankee_in_pink cuz ITs @johncmayer http://bit.ly/9iVZRi … I sing this weekly!! #
  • There is no way you could even touch the untouchable! #
  • Are you in? A..a… are… you… in? #
  • The closest I've come to doing a FB DuckFace pose! http://twitpic.com/23f7mn #
  • Somebody water colored the freakin sky! http://twitpic.com/23f7mr #
  • Either you bring me a steak for breakfast, or I'm going to have to use a lot of imagination to make my PB&J sammich taste like steak! #
  • #20H8 just overheard "I think the reason I'm the size I am is because of all the food that's brought in that I eat at work" self control ppl #
  • #20H8 2 new words I hate: consideration and conversion! Those two words = easy excuses to say you don't know how to do your job! #

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