A Perfect Response To A Foreign Money Scam – From Miss “Satan Server” Fukker

I was passed along an e-mail response from JenJenFukker that she had sent to an overseas scammer .  9 times out of 10, these get no response from the original sender, but there have been those few that have sent some crazy ass pictures… hopefully this one sends a text instead!

On Sun, Jan 17, 2010 at 5:33 AM, Bryant, C cbxxxx@mail.xxx.xxx wrote:

Dear Friend,
I am Mrs. Barbara Gunnarsson from Iceland, married to Late Engr Brown Gunnarsson {PhD} who worked with MULTINATIONAL OIL COMPANY EXXON AS A DRILLING RIG SUPPLIER in Saudi Arabia for 19 years before he died on the 25th of August, 2008. We were married for twenty four years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death, he deposited the sum of 6,143,728.00 US Dollars with a bank In Canada and this fund is presently with the bank awaiting my disbursement as beneficiary and next of kin to the funds. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next eight months due to cancer problem. Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to a church, organization or good person that will utilize this money in good faith.
I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money. I kept this deposit secret till date, this is why I am taking this decision. I don’t think I will need any telephone communication in this regard because of the confidentiality of this transfer. Upon your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank. I will also issue a letter of authorization to the bank that will prove you the present beneficiary of this money. Reply to my very confidential email address barb.narsson3@live.com
Await your responds and God bless you.
Mrs. Barbara Gunnarsson
Email: barb.narsson3@live.com

Dear Mrs. Gunnarsson (Bxxxx),

Somehow I think the only thing your (dead) husband has drilled lately is your enormous coochie (that must hurt). Either that or he’s skull fucked you hard enough to send you into some sort of retarded mind set allowing you to believe that other people are still retarded enough to fall for this kind of bullshit. I know you’re not reading this reply (or maybe you are), but I wanted to send it to you regardless because I’m bored on a sunday morning.

Your’s truly,
Miss Fukker

PS: I hear a couple of people have died in Haiti, try someone there, no doubt you will find someone there shell shocked enough to give you a serious reply. Or, if you are feeling extra generous, reply to #90999 with the txt “Haiti”, and you can donate the entire $10 you actually do have in your account to a real cause.

Satan Serves!

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